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*Too busy being fang deep Vlad to notice the text*

*Vlad is slowly becoming paler and paler*

OOC: I love the irony of the first vampire being killed by a vampiric daemon.

[Looks down at Blackjack] Tell me about it. I just tried to do, you know, the one thing daemons are supposedly good at, and it went heinously wrong.

[Giggling from inside tank]: Nooo it didn't, get back in here!

[Sighs and kicks hatch shut]

ooc: Partners. Really not sure what gender a Daemonette counts as.

OOC (In response to Jack)

Bic *Drops Vlad's empty body down and licks lips*

*Walks back into portal*

*Sits back down in the shuttle and waits for it to land*

*While hiding golden light fills the stone embedded into my hand*

Hmmm..

*Covers hand up with cloak and continues hiding*

*shuttle lands and doors drop*

*passengers may disinbark now. *

*Exits shuttle and goes straight to the Baneblade*

*Enters and lies next to Marla*

*Wraps arms around her and waits*

*Gets out of ship*

*Looks around for a moment to make sure no one is close. Then looks at the glowing rock.*

*Puzzled expression*

[Yarrick sighs and empties cold coffee off the dashboard] [Finally called for inspection] [Spends another six hours having ship searched]
[Guard approaches]: Sir, you have been selected for a random heresy check. If you'll just come with me.
[Yarrick stares]: A heresy check. I'm Commissar Fething Yarrick; I'm in the back of the Imperial Primer.
[Guard shuffles feet]: Well there's increased security after we found out there's two Martian princesses living here. It's just a pat down, Sir.
[Yarrick growls]: You touch me, and you'll be removing your fingers from your lower intestines.


[Benny receives a vox call]
...in a holding cell? I see. ... ... I'm really not sure me coming up there right now would help calm him down, sir. Really not sure.
I'll see what I can do.

*Holding Marla close*

*Goes to sleep with arm's around her chest*

*Dried blood still lining the top of the shirt, and a little bit of the cloak*

OOC I think it's time for me to sleep. Goodnight all.

*skitari vanguard nearby nods to guard*
*Sir. Security protocol in in effect. by order of the High Fabricator. no one is exampt*

*nearby oygan *
(urghh. do i have see hidding in bum bum*
*holds long probe and jar of mayonnaise*

not yet. see if complies first *vanguard*
*oygan looks disapointed*
(me like job,,,, fun fun....)

OOC welcome to 40k TSA

[Hops down off tank] Could anyone credible go and bail Yarrick out of customs?
He head-butted a guard for trying to take his regular eye out by mistake. I think the long flight got to him. Anyone?
His presents made it through safely though. [Facepalms]

Ooc: Jhe, normally I understand what you write, but I'm gonna have to ask what those last few sentences are.
Edit: nvm, you ninja

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Hops down off tank] Could anyone credible go and bail Yarrick out of customs?
He head-butted a guard for trying to take his regular eye out by mistake. I think the long flight got to him. Anyone?
His presents made it through safely though. [Facepalms]

Ooc: Jhe, normally I understand what you write, but I'm gonna have to ask what those last few sentences are.

OOC a rather dumb 40k tsa oygan wants to stick a probe into yarrick from behind if he refuses the pat down
with a probe and a jar of mayo because the oygan is very dumb.

he likes his job.

Yarrick!? Of Armaggedon?! It would be an honor! The salamanders have told me many legends of him!





OOC: reedit

 jhe90 wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Hops down off tank] Could anyone credible go and bail Yarrick out of customs?
He head-butted a guard for trying to take his regular eye out by mistake. I think the long flight got to him. Anyone?
His presents made it through safely though. [Facepalms]

Ooc: Jhe, normally I understand what you write, but I'm gonna have to ask what those last few sentences are.

OOC a rather dumb 40k tsa oygan wants to stick a probe into yarrick from behind if he refuses the pat down
with a probe and a jar of mayo because the oygan is very dumb.

he likes his job.

oic: I take so long to type on my phone that you'd clarified before I posted.
...poor Yarrick. I also wrote that part before, too.

*vanguard on duty in avatar room*

My Lord High Fabricator is on Mars at present, we are operating on standard orders. please fill out this 250 oage form in triplicate for request of audience.

ooc. Maria on ship, Marla in baneblade with amelia.
shuttle at the avatar room,.

So how do we get him out of the clutches of the bureaucrats... Not going to hurt any servant of the emperor no matter how misguided...

*vanguard*

quicker options are to go to Mars or talk with his daughters and get the private line,

sorry sir. orders are orders.

*Frowns at vanguard*

Understand this you have no authority over me... I am with the Adeptes Astartes you will stand aside as I personally fly to Yarricks location...

*Looks at Benny(?)*

Where is Yarrick location?

*vanguard*
the one known as yarrick is being held at orbital holding zone 11 for further scrutiny after refusing a regulation pat down during a regular heresy check, he will be released without harm upon passing.

[Raises hand] He didn't refuse a pat down, your Ogryn tried to remove his good eye to check under it, so he head butted him. Sir.
There may also have been a minor fracas.
[Starts googling to see if the security footage has hit the internet yet]

*vanguard checks a data feed*

complaint has been noted. this will be looked into in exactly 207.45 years. we will notify of outcome,

in mean time, oygan 235H will verify heresy by rear probing test as of standard protocol.
Yarrick if passes will be taking the flight down in 45 minutes,

Ridiculous! I will not abide such a degrading act on such a hero!

*Walks past and gets into the closest shuttle*

I'm not sure he's going to agree to that. [Looks troubled] I'm not sure most people would.

[Finds footage online] [Downloads] [Footage shows Yarrick repeatedly slamming an officer in the head with a baggage scanner tray, before grabbing his eye back, and running for the exit]

[Winces]

OOC: This gak would never happen to Ciphas Cain. lol

*strides up to everyone*
What seems to be the issue here?

*vanguard*

since hiring of oygans. compielnce with TSA rules has increased 37%
probing is down by 76%

Protecting your borders
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*OT gets up and stretches his wings to their full 40 foot span*

OT: Whew, what a nice nap

*Takes said craft into orbit*

*Vox to tower* This is Captain Zartath of the Black dragons demanding entry into the shuttle bay of zone 11.

[Stares at vanguard] If officers had their own procedures tested on them first, it'd be down 100%

[Sees WK] Conmissar Yarrick is being held up by border security, and an Ogryn wants to internally examine him for heresy.

[Picks up vox and listens] ...He's currently holed up in a family changing room, due to his insistence this isn't necessary, and their insistence it is.