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Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus walks into the gym*

Ugh, Ra is still on Marla's cruiser so I've still got no sparring partner... Leo, up for some training?

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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: What kind of training?

*Stands up and cracks back*

Leo: OWW GAK, not doing that again, feth.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Storm Raven zooms by overhead*
*gets on the vox and begins setting up patrol patterns*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Horus: I think strength training would be best

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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Sighs*

Leo: Yeah...

*Takes another drink from bottle*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Horus: Well then let's get started. *Tosses over a 10 pound dumbbell* Do as many reps as you can with this. That'll give us a starting point

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Gets to 30 reps then puts down dumbbell*

Leo: That's all I got...

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*another Storm Raven zooms by overhead*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Horus: Wow. That's... really really realllly bad. You've got your work cut out for you

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Glares at Horus*

*Sarcasm intensify*

Leo: Thank you I had no idea, you have enlightened me oh great one...

*Switches to other arm*

Leo: God this is going to take ages...

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Horus: I mean, I didn't think it was THIS bad...

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: Well I guess growing 2 ft stretched my muscles so now all my proportions are fethed.

*Drinks from bottle again*

Leo: Lets just hope that the kroot concoction doesn't have any lasting effects, besides the height.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Horus: Uh... about the height thing... I think you're growing again...

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks at self in concern*

Leo: R-REALLY!?

*Looks mortified*

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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Horus: yeah, it's a good thing those clothes are loose

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Grows to 7.5*

Leo: OH FETH YOU WEREN'T JOKING!

*Keels over*

Leo: NOT AGAIN!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus runs to get a vox*

Horus: CAL! SHE'S GROWING AGAIN!

Cal: The reverser is on my desk, clear beaker with light purple liquid.

Horus: On it! *Runs off to get it as Leonie keeps growing*

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Is now 7'9*

Leo: HURRY UP HORUS!

*Bites lip*

Leo: IS IT WRONG THAT THIS TURNS ME ON!?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus runs back*

Horus: I really didn't need to know that last part, here drink *offers watered down reverser*

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Is now 8'3*

Leo: T-thanks Horus.

*Grabs reverser and drinks it*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Leo shrinks down... 2 inches*

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: Thank god.

*Stops shrinking at at 7'7*

Leo: Thank you Horus you just saved my ass.

*Stands up and finds a bench to sit on*

*Is extremely skinny*

Leo: What do I do?

Leo: It will take me mouths to recover from all of this.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Horus: You're the one who wanted to be taller! You've no-one to blame but yourself.

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: I KNOW HORUS, I know.

*Puts hands on knees*

Leo: Nobody to blame but myself...

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus very gently lays a hand on Leo's shoulder*

Horus: uh... there there... I'm really bad at this

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*has finished taking inventory of newly acquired weapons*
*sees Leonie and cocks head as if thinking*

Perhaps there was too much dra'gel blood in the second brew. It is a catalyst for growth. Which makes sense, the creatures are huge. Taste good too.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 War Kitten wrote:
*several Storm Talons fly overhead on recon flights*
*turns to ZK*
Lord Calgar has been informed of what has happened here. He requested that you be given this as a gesture of thanks for your aid.
*hands ZK a beautifully crafted boltgun with specialist ammunition*


Wow I am honored thank you ultrmarine I shall cherish this gift.

*Begins cleaning and prepping armor*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Faces 2BJ*

Leo: You got anything that might help me build muscle faster?

Leo: At this point I don't care about possible repercussions...

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Ra comes out of the shower, takes his and Horus's bags of weapons and starts stocking the Armory back up*

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Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Come hunt with the kindred. I assure you, the journeys can be quite grueling if ill prepared. As for a quicker route, no, I do not practice in such works. If you want to be stronger, I would reccomend you earn it. It may seem harsh, but I do the same for my own kindred.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
 
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