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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*high fab with marla and Maria not known as fast asleep with knight in orbit*'

*High fab*
This is one bad day after another...
Milo, marla, Amelia...
Gaming universe

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC Npc me for a bit, I'll be ghosting.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Yeah, I can't be fethed watching the Fellowship. Ima sleep now. Night everybody.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick receives news] ... [Walks into nearby empty room]
[Ship alarms start sounding as he puts a sizeable dent in a nearby wall] I'm fine. Everything's fine. [Further crashing, and security detail run into the room, start firing tasers] [Yarrick escorted out] ...M'sorry.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Larry walks out of his room looking well rested*

Larry: Ahh *cracks back* that was indeed a good rest.

*Looks around and sees nobody*

Larry: Hmmmm...

*Starts trying to ring peoples vox*

Larry: I wounder what happened while I slept.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*yarrick finds himself in a brig with a very familiar looking oygan on guard holding a probe and salad cream*

Me guard... No probe unless you escape... Probe escapees..
Marla very insistent. ... No probe without permission. *looks sad*
After TSA go. Me need job. Marla kind. She help me.

*alpha skitari*
Sorry sir . We put you here until you calmed down.
Youl be released in a few hours and escorted home. Its a mess sir.
The oygan ain't gonna probe you. Not unless you try to break out

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/10 23:19:27


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT walks over to Yarrick's cell. He looks sad, depressed, exhausted and angry all at once*

OT: Morri, Ra and Horus went into the warp to get her... I'm not going to rest until we get her back.


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*skitari informs OT he will be released in few hours and escorted home *
Sir..we had to...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: No, I understand. But I would ask that he be released into my custody

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Aye sir
*hands disclaimer signing any damage, risk or responsibility to OT and several other documents including a repair bill for yarrick. *

Sign sir and I can release him. Princess Marla already gave permission if so.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Speaks to the Alpha and briefly sends a small psychic pulse through it's amygdala replacement*
*The Alpha opens the door, and I slip into the cell with Yarrick*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick looks up] You probably don't want me out, Nicholas. I don't want to snap at anyone n'hurt them. Physically or verbally. [Looks very tired] It's a good job my klaw is still in my tank... [Sighs] Tell Marla I'll work off the damage expenses.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*oygan with a love rear probing looks down at v*
You... Break rule... Leave or be probed...

Me probe...
*alpha quickly recovers and draws a arc pitol*
Sir. Princess Marla ordered he be alone.
He,s only in a few hours

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/10 23:36:06


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT's wings briefly glow a green as he taps both the alpha and the ogryn. They both collapse to the ground out cold. The clean smell if mint is briefly in the air*

OT: Yarrick, I doubt you could hurt me even with the claw.

*picks up and signs disclaimer*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/10 23:40:33


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick looks at the collapsed guards] Huh.

[Picks up dropped data pad detailing the damage to the room and reads it] Dunno, depends if I'm irrationally angry. I did that with my non-bionic hand. [Points to tennis ball sized hole in the metal door]
...And I have a first name. [Looks at floor]

[Sits the Ogryn up against the wall] ... [Takes his salad cream away] .. Weird, weird man.

Lead on.

Edit: I missed a word out and totally changed my meaning.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/11 00:07:35



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*oygan mumbles... *Salad cream da probe before you probe just like ma training....

It make deam not die.... They love probing...da hot chili the safest

*data slate bill updates adding a door repair, one bottle of salad cream and 4 paint chips*
*Mars sensors incorporated flashes up*

*cell block door open*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/10 23:56:13


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: Jesus. One day without internet and you guys add 4 pages and a crisis. God bless you lot

BIC:
*Milo screams something unintelligible in his sleep*
*Marine sees all the carnage*
Someone explain all this. Now.
*cocks ornate bolter*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks at WK*

Larry: Your guess is as good as mine.

*Give up calling voxs*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Milo continues to scream incoherently*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks in direction of screaming*

Larry: Someones having a bad day...

Leo: I feel like someone should help them.

*Shrugs*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal runs into Milo's room*

Cal: What is it?! What the matter?!

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Milo is wracked with horrifying nightmares and seems incapable of waking*
*numerous wounds have re-opened and are bleeding heavily*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal jams a sedative into Milo's arm and begins restitching him back up*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*slowly settles back down into a troubled sleep*
No.... I won't tell you where.....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Steps into Milo's room dramatically*
What seems to be the issue?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*continues to mutter in his sleep in a mysterious fashion*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Cal: Nightmares. I can't imaging what those Inquisition monsters did to him... He's not going to be okay for a long long time.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*has curled up into a ball and twitches occasionally*
*several fresh, terrible scars can be seen poking out from underneath his fatigues*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal pales under his feathers*

Cal: Those look like... but Marla said they wouldn't...

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*continues to twitch silently*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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