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*Walks out of infirmary*

Cant tell if this place got worse or better...

*Audible bone cracking sounds as a new humerus grows from stump of right arm*

Emperor above *grits teeth* what the hell is happening to me?!

*Sprinting back*
*Notices ZK*
Em. Wot.

It looks like you're following in your mentor's footsteps. Me, Deadpool!

*door falls off workshop looking a mess, with clean white plastic been repainted black and red, a large number of blunt drill and cutting blades with a several larfe martian slogans and posters painted on walls, and lastly a singing haddock that glows welded to roof and every possible joint riveted instead of neat glue lines*

*High fabricator boards shuttle and leaves to supervise fleet*

*Maria and knight return from the Forrest and go to repressor 2 to relax*

*Marla from infirmary *
It's your regrowing....
It's... I've never seen it before

*Looks at Deadpool*

Mentor what? *Grits teeth as tendons and muscles begin to grow*

*The Ulna and Radius begin to sprout with a third bone in between the two, that one appears sharp*

*Looks at left hand, the stone is a bright gold and immediately calms me down when I stare at it*

OOC: Oh gak deadpool is here?

*walks up to ZK and looks at his re-growing arm*
Hmm. That looks rough

*Grabs head, holding in the shock of memories* I died?... Yes I must have...

*Muscles still grow encircling the bones*

*A revelation dawns on me* I failed to find her... Tzeentch no longer has her... DAMMIT!

*Another revelation* Gotta let the grey knights know Kaldor Draigo is addicted to warp dust...

They already know. I told them 20 minutes ago.
*casually eating a sandwich*

*Finally notices WK*

Eldar witch... what are you doing here...

*Wrist begins to take shape, as new skin begins to grow on arm*

Well how did I get here?

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*Finally notices WK*

Eldar witch... what are you doing here...

*Wrist begins to take shape, as new skin begins to grow on arm*

Well how did I get here?

Me? I live here. You? You died.

[Benny sits up] ...I'm so so sorry, my brain reset quite far back.

[Bridget giggles] Even when it did, you still called me pretty. You feel normal again?

[Benny blushes] Mostly. I may need ...further convincing.

[Bridget hugs him] Try hugging back.

[Benny looks around and then hugs back carefully] [Looks relieved] [Grins]

Yes I know i died... *Remembers the last moment before death, seeing Be'lakor throw a beam of energy... then white.*

I died in the warp how the hell did I get here.

I have ways. That's how.
*continues eating sandwich*

*Looks at Wk questioningly* Why did you save me then Witch?

*Covers stone in left hand reflexively* I want an answer...

*Left bone-saber slides out slowly*

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*Looks at Wk questioningly* Why did you save me then Witch?

*Covers stone in left hand reflexively* I want an answer...

*Left bone-saber slides out slowly*

*keeps eating sandwich casually*
We saved you because your end was not written in fate's weave. You cannot die, not for a long while

Nope. Not buying it.

*draws pistol and fires several rounds ZK's back*

*Anger and confusion run rampant across my face*

What? We you and your filthy xenos brothers and sisters saved me?

*Begins to stomp towards WK*

WHY COULDN'T YOU SAVE THE GIRL?! THE ONE TOUCHED BY TZEENTCH!? WHY ME!?

*Walks up and smacks the sandwich from her hands*

ANSWER ME WITCH!?

*Feels the rounds peck my back, then in one fluid motion pulls bolt pistol out and put a helfire shell in deadpools head*

*waves a hand and the rounds are repulsed by an invisible barrier*
Big mistake mon'keigh.
*draws shuriken pistol and puts several rounds into 2BJ*

*looks down at wounds*

Fething witch. Hey Death, I found another censored word!

*looks back at WK*
*fires several rounds at WK*

And I promised I would shoot something when I found it.

*OT wakes up to the sound of gunfire. Raising his head off the couch he sees WK shoot ZK*

OT: UGh... *Gets up* What happened this time?

*rounds are deflected by rune armor*
*snorts with laughter*
You suck!
*hurls a lightning bolt at 2BJ*

*stumbles back, with his brain exposed and a hole in his chest*

No. I get others to suck. Now, fight each other while Uncle Deadpool takes a breather?

*Turns to Deadpool and lunges at grabbing him by the mouth*

Wonder what happened... If I stitched this mouth of your closed... *grins* I would imagine your fanbase would be pissed...

*kicks deadpool away into local wall*

Pretty sure he should be dead...

*raises a finger*

I could just rip them off. Mouth would heal fine. Not the first time I've had to do it.

*shakes head*

And yes, they were quite angry when it happened.

Your new film worked out well! Hope you fight Taskmaster in the next one! And Cable backs you up... This better happen or I will kill you forever.

*Watches as finger bones sprout*

So why am I healing witch?

*has a new sandwich*
Because we made it so

[Benny looks over] Taldeer, don't tease him. Astartes, a huge marine brought you back.
The only one I've seen taller was Russ himself.

*Leo wakes up and hears Deadpool*

Leo: God Deadpool why are you still here?

*Stands up and creaks back*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Benny looks over] Taldeer, don't tease him. Astartes, a huge marine brought you back.
The only one I've seen taller was Russ himself.

*pouts*
You're no fun human

*marla laughs* if more of you guys show up I'm out of s job...

You never need a doctor.
Russ is big... was it a missing primarch?