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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:12:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Demon Prince tackles Ra and begins cracking a Lash at him*
*the rest of OT's crew is being driven back by massed fire*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:12:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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OOC: Post didn't post, refreshed it, still didn't show up. Make a new post, and it shows up.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 03:13:45
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:13:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Holds Yarrick*
I hope everybody is all right out there...
*Softly sobbing*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:14:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Leo arm gets grazed by a bolter round and she scampers back behind the baneblade*
Leo: Gak...
*Larry takes a rocket to the face and gets dazed*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:18:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OT: Hmmm... there's a lot more than expected, time to get serious... *Pulls out Blade of Awe and charges forward. Ra kicks the Daemon Prince off him right into Horus's whirling death*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:19:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC So I'm locked out of the house, and have to wait for someone to get back now. Thats just dandy.
Bic *Knight sprints out of Repressor in full armour, while holding the Power sword at his hip*
*Runs up and joins Deadpool in the combat*
*Lasbolts patter off Space Wolf Steel armour*
*Starts hacking and slashing limbs off with finesse*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:21:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Baneblade's siege shields cover it up, and a cultist falls off the roof]
[Holds Amelia's hand] Lessee, a gang of immortal bird gods, a regenerating super soldier, the world's angriest Farseer, the PDF and two very very well equipped sisters backed by the forge world of Mars... Versus a few handcarts full of chaos Astartes..
I think our friends will be fine. You just have to stay calm and temember their skills. [Smiles]
[Benny and Bridget are fighting back to back against a wave of troopers] [Benny becomes a whir of blades and pistol fire as the AI in his head helps point out threats as they come in.
[Yarrick yawns and stretches out on the couch] I'm sorry Hun, I have to... I can't stay awake. The bed is free if.. You need ... .. Bed. [Mumbles and dozes off]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:22:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*several Demon Princes lunge forward and engage OT in.mortal combat*
*Noise Marines concentrate fire on Vanden*
*Helldrakes dive past and rake Ra and Huetz with their talons*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:23:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Larry crunches a chaos marine into the floor with his fist then narrowly avoids a tank shell*
*Leo slashes some more cultist and accidentally jams sword into baneblade*
Leo: You've got to be gaking me!
*Larry grabs a dreadnought and rips its arm off with mouth*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:26:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT flicks the Blade faster than lightning and beheads and Daemon Prince, the others look less inclined to attack him after that.
Huitz grits his teeth and catches one ripping off one of the wings
Ra takes the blow on his forearm and swings his Khopesh at the closest marine*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:28:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Quietly lies down next to Yarrick*
*Jumps occasionally at a loud explosion or something*
*Knight falls to his knees and covers his ears*
Boro: WHAT MANNER...OF SORCERY...IS THIS?!
*Slowly gets to his feet and starts dragging his sword towards the Noise Marines*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:31:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*eyes snap open and are ablaze with power and hatred*
DIE!
*an explosion of eldritch energy rips a chunk of the CSM army out*
*a webway portal opens up and the Avatar of Khaine steps through, and all those nearby feel a rush of battlelust go through them*
IN KHAINES NAME, END THEM!
*rushes forward and becomes a blur of motion as marine after marine falls to my blade*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:35:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Reaches the Noise Marines*
CUT OUT THAT RACKET YEE OLE HOOLIGANS!
*Brings sword down and separates one Noise Marine from shoulder to groin*
I like this sword...
*Continues carving through Noise Marines like a hot knife through butter*
*Unaffected by Avatar, cause he ain't a pointy-eared git*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:35:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*stabs a katana through an elbow piece of a marine*
*second katanas pierces an eye lense*
And I thought you were supposed to be a tough fight?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:37:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Larry swipes at a helldrake as it zooms past him*
*Leo gets hit by a wall of flames from a flamer*
*Leo screams in pain and dives behind cover having her entire right arm and large portion of her torso brunt by the flamer*
*Larry roars with rage while attempting to swat a helldrake*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 03:38:15
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:41:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Hears the Leo scream and starts running towards it*
*Cuts the Marine in half and crouches next to her*
Leonie, you are suffering third degree burns...Its...Pretty bad...
*Winces as the burn starts boiling over*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:44:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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Leo: NAH I LOVE BATHING IN FIRE, NO FETH GAK IT'S BAD!
*Larry continues trying to swat the helldrake*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:46:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*has become a blur of destruction*
*the CSM begin to fall back*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:50:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT is stretching surrounded by Daemon Prince corpses
Huitz is beating back the last of the terminators while Horus finally falls over eyes rolling round and round*
Horus: Ugh... dizzy...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:53:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Smiles*
Then you know this will hurt.
*Lifts Leonie up from her uninjured shoulder*
*Leans her up against a barricade and starts neatly cutting away at the melted fabric stuck to her chest and arm*
I'm sorry if this gets uncomfortable for you at any point, but I have to do it.
*Slowly cuts away at the top half of her top*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:53:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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OOC: Internet decided to post this three times.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 03:56:08
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:54:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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OOC: Read post above.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 03:56:37
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:54:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*sheathes katanas and picks up a bolter*
A bit heavier than they look.
*sprays bolter into the retreating marine lines*
*recoil snaps his arms*
How do they do this?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:57:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Quetz: by being supersoldiers. Not a pansy like you *Grins wickedly and flies out of reach*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:58:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Yea, Dakka broke for me too. All good Black.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 03:59:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*flicks arms out and bones heal*
Ha. Your friend Yarrick said I was super. And he likes my suit.
*drops bolter and picks up a flamer from a cultist*
*laughs evilly and sprays promethium over fleeing cultists*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 04:10:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Leo grabs the knights arm*
Leo: Don't...
*Leo looks out from behind baneblade to see retreating army*
Leo: I'm going to the med bay...
*Leo stands up and walks to the infirmary*
*Larry is ripping off a tanks turret*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 04:15:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Follows Leo*
I can help. It doesn't matter about what I see, if it saves your arm and your chest, then its worth it.
*All doctors are busy attending to wounded PDF soldiers*
*Sits Leo down on a bed*
*Grabs a bitey-stick thing and hands it to Leo*
Bite down on it.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 04:21:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is pulsating with psychic energy*
COWARDS!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/15 04:27:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*has run out of fuel in the flamer*
*starts beating a scantily clad cultist with it while holding back tears*
I'm sorry. I had to.
*throws flamer away*
You're with the Death now. Sweet, sweet Death.
*pulls out a pistol and shoots the cultist's corpse*
Feth you, she's mine.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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