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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Larry Sighs and points to his warp generator*

Larry: I could send you somewhere that does.

*Larry whispers to himself*

Larry: Or trap you in the warp for hundreds of years.

Leo: A-alright.

*Leo closes eyes and thinks on her burnt arm and torso, they start to glow a slightly redish orange and a smell of ash can be picked up*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 21:25:57


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

DP: I need a way back. Need to cash in this kill somehow.

*points to wrist*

And this teleporter won't work for this long of a distance.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Larry whispers to OT*

Larry: Are you one hundred percent sure you don't have something?

*Points at Deadpool*

Larry: It would get him out of our hair for a while.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*whatever house opens and reveals a highly experimental ship of unkown design, with. Experimental unshielded phasic nuclear reactor that would kill anyone but dead pool*
*Sighs all warn if extreme danger a d warnings of nuclear radioactive death*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

..? [Walks up and stares at Larry] ... [Shrugs and walks over to sofa] [Accidentally knocks over coffee table] ..!
[Looks around] [Stamps on it until it's sawdust]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Ra: Hey! What the the heck dude!?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 21:33:23


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*glances over at B.C*
What did that table do to you?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*sees the ship*

DP: Here we go. Thanks for nothing, Spearow.

*does a mock salute and climbs into the ship*
*presses random buttons until it roars to life and flies off, leaving a trail of smoke*

DP: Hmm, I can taste the nuclear fallout. Needs some salt.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT facepalms*
Ot: Just leave... please...

OOC: Spearow? Really dude?!

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Turns head to stare at WK] [Watches for a few minutes] [Lifts sofa and slides it over sawdust] [Sits neatly]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla pokes head out in robe and tiara*
*Sighs, sees events and closes hatch*

*Before closing waves to wk*
Hello, barracks to your left!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Turns head to stare at WK] [Watches for a few minutes] [Lifts sofa and slides it over sawdust] [Sits neatly]


*walks over to B.C and begins examining him*
Hmm
*pokes him with a wrench*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*wanders back into the room looking much cleaner*

Ah, that dust got into places I don't want to talk about. Where's the Spartan? I'd like to see her.

OOC: I'm running out of birds to call you. I've got plenty of names for Quetz though, and he's the only dragon around to share them with.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sees Marla sighing]
... [Arranges the cushions neatly]

... [Takes wrench from WK] [Hands him a cup of what is apparently black paint, but smells of recaff] [Examines wrench]
...

...

[Returns it and retrieves mug]

No thanks.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 21:50:08



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*gives B.C an appraising look*
Ok then?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Nods] No worries, miss.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo starts healing and burnt flesh drops off with bandages*

*Leo looks at Pere and laughs with joy*

Leo: I-its working!

*Leo healing starts slowing down*

Leo: Oh boy healing, takes it out of you...

*Leo passes out*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 22:34:49


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria sleeps happily pain free for first time in 50 years with natural healing enhanced finally healing her back but still needs arguments as so extensive and lack of large chunk of her back bones and such*

Ooc maria still be cyborg ish. Just no longer permanent pain maria.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 22:24:03


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Wakes up*

...Have I been rubbing myself with turkeys again?

*Shakes head and lies back down*

OOC Sorry to hear that BC.
Oh, and Nick, I'm getting driven there now, I'll be twenty minutes, sorry about the time, I slept in.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 23:06:32


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria mutters *
Its your aura. ... Side effect of the processes. It passes. Umm roast turkey...
I'm pancakes.... *laughs*

*snuggles into a quilt *
*sighs happily * you have no idea how being free of pain is!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

No I don't, but I'm just happy that you are free of pain again.

*Turns Maria over to look at her face*

I really am glad.

*Pulls Maria close and touches noses*

You smell like pancakes...Sweet and hot...

*FLIRTATIOUS KNIGHT! AWAYYYYY!!!1*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*looks around*
So what do you people do for fun here?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*eyes glow a very faint gold and look happy without her previous pained dull*

Ooh... Well I better get this turkey cooked.
*smiles* its hot ernough.

*giggles and happy, eyes seem to glow brighter when happy*
This little pancake wants to dig in! *pulls knight close and fireworks begin*

*group of drunk long fangs pass*
To the ale! Aye! *proceed to arrives at the bar and start a drinking and arm wrestling tornament*

Ooc goodnight
Il leave knight... Happy...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/15 23:39:03


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Watches long fangs] ...?
Do they serve recaff?

Ooc: Yeah this combined with losing my job has killed July dead for me lol


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc I lost mine start July... Not this threads month!
Hope for a better ending to month
Bic
*wolves shout * well maybe! But .... ALE TIME

*all grab barrels and start drinking it by the gallon*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 23:44:56


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*watches the ale guzzling with a mixture of awe/horror on her face*
By the Emperor....
*leans against a Chimera to watch*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Yea, I'm really sorry to hear that BC. Hopefully this period of your life will pass soon.

Bic *Stretches and yawns*

*Contemplates kissing Yarrick awake*

*Doesn't and leaves infirmary*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/15 23:48:59


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT walks out into the main room and notices WK*
OT: Well, who do we have here?

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Laugh as there drained, smash each other with barrels and start downing more with loud howls and boasts, sagas and general raccus space wolf feasting like eating entire roast pigs*


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*sees Amelia*

Spartan, it's good to see you back.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
 
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