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2013/05/04 17:18:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. It is thrown at your face, all the cans break open, and you end up in pain and covered in weak tasteless fake beer.
I wish for something.
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2013/05/04 20:18:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Enjoy your herpes!
I wish for Bandai to get off their arses and make more Robot Damashii Evangelions!
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/05/05 01:57:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but due to a miscommunication, the game is about skunkapults.
I wish I was a Skunkapult.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/05 06:56:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. Now you're a skunkapult, but since you're an inanimate object now, enjoy oblivion!
I wish my girlfriend didn't live so far away.
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 13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts  Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/05 11:45:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, an earthquake causes her building to move 1" closer to you, but kills hundreds of other people.
I am a Skunkapult, so I have no need for wishes, however, I wish for world war.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/05 11:47:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted, you are sent back into WW1, and are forced to work near the frontline as artillery.
I wish for the above corruption to be true.
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2013/05/05 14:14:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but you replace me.
I wish I was two skunkapults.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/05 14:18:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, but you are immediately incinerated at the dump.
I wish I had a faster internet connection.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/05 21:01:09
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, but you are crazy and use skin as the fabric. You are tracked down and shot by jodie foster.
I wish for 100 current edition american 1 dollar bills that are not counterfeit
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DC:80+S+++GM+B++IPw40k08++D++A+++/hWD346R++T(M)DM+ Successful trades with Tweems, Polonius, Porkuslime, Mark94656, TheCupcakeCowboy, MarshalMathis, and Hahnjoelo
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2013/05/05 21:23:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, unfortunately due to massive inflation, a Dollar is now worth half a Yen.
I wish I could do a convincing Link cosplay.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/05/05 21:29:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but you lose the ability to speak in anything except grunts and unintelligible yells.
I wish I had a real suit of power armor.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/05 21:32:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, unfortunately it formerly belonged to a Noise Marine, and thus when you put it on you are violated in every orifice with scalding hot vibrating steel tentacles, whilst Limp Bizkit plays at full blast in your ears.
I wish I was good enough to beat the Mega Man games without savestates.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/05/05 22:35:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But your console breaks just as you were about to win.
I wish the skunks would move over across the street again.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/05/05 23:59:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. But they come back right away with more skunks.
I wish I hadn't gotten up so early.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/06 08:50:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are in a catatonic state.
I wish the phone would not ring in the daytime when I sleep.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/06 12:43:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. This is because your phone is now a prototype microchip implanted in your brain that wakes you up with an electric shock when someone calls.
I wish I lived next door to my girlfriend.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/06 13:01:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. She, however has a restraining order against you. You may now not go within 100 feet of her at any time.
I wish to not wish.
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2013/05/06 13:43:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You may never post in this thread again(in the wish universe, at least).
I wish she hadn't gotten a restraining order and put aside all the reasons why she'd gotten one in the first place.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/06 14:28:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. Then she b***hes out on you, and you get a restraining order.
I wish to laugh.
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2013/05/06 15:31:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted, your sides literally split.
I wish for a banana split
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2013/05/06 16:31:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. An anthropomorphic banana goes up to you and does a ballet split.
I wish for *unintelligible*
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/06 18:27:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, but *unintelligible*
I wish for a free vacation to Disney World.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm  (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team  (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow  (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/06 18:51:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. Disney World, Hell. Run by Satan.
I wish to be happy.
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2013/05/06 18:54:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but you are brutally taken from behind by Woody after being lured into the back of Thunder Mountain.
I wish I had a taco.
EDIT: Damn. Ninja'd.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/06 18:54:26
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/05/06 21:21:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a taco with a woody in it.
I wish for less mosquitos.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/06 21:28:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, you now have bot flies.
I wish there were fewer parasites in the world.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/06 21:39:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
WHEREVA DA FIGHTIN IZ BEST
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Granted, but now there are more carnivorus animals in the world
i wish for 8 tons of chocolate
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2013/05/06 22:11:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, it lands on your head.
I wish I had a new can of primer.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/06 22:11:50
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/06 22:29:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you have a can containing a rolled up Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.
I wish I had a comfortable setup for my computer.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/05/07 00:17:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, too bad your computer just got stolen.
I wish the next Gotrek and Felix novel was out.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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or he will find you and eat you in your sleep!