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2011/11/25 22:47:00
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be a...
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Bounding Assault Marine
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Me and a friend hatched this stupid idea during an incredibly long car ride  . The idea is you would say what Ork  you would be if you magically transported into Ork society  . I personally think of myself as a Gretchin  or a Kommando  . Would anybody else care to continue on?
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This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2011/11/27 00:19:45
 1350 points
 200 points I think |
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2011/11/25 22:51:14
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Executing Exarch
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The grot in the bottom right of this picture! 
Being serious, I'd probably be a Burna boy, love playing with fire!
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2011/11/26 00:16:21
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Bush? No, Eldar Ranger
Procrastinating.
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Mekboy, build crazy  then blow stuff up with it, or have it blown up. Classic.
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"My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure"
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2011/11/26 00:17:48
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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The galaxy's first Gretchin Warlord.
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2011/11/26 00:22:52
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Executing Exarch
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Void__Dragon wrote:The galaxy's first Gretchin Warlord.
Please tell me you have also dreamed of a pure Gretchin horde? 
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2011/11/26 00:24:58
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Castiel wrote:Please tell me you have also dreamed of a pure Gretchin horde?
Not completely Gretchin, no.
Someone has to carry my things, and da Boyz are big and stupid enough for that job. 
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2011/11/26 00:26:04
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Executing Exarch
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Fair play! They have their uses!
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2011/11/26 00:30:08
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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Snikrot
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2011/11/26 00:36:39
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Buggy driver.
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2011/11/26 00:41:11
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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Considering my personality and such I'd probably be a loota. I'd be one of those sissy orks that hates close combat.
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2011/11/26 00:42:29
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
In Firenze kicking Templar arse.
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WAAAAAGHBOSS! (a Warboss that yells WAAAAGH! a lot more then usual!)
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2011/11/26 02:42:57
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Either a loota with mekaniacal aspirations, or a mek with very sticky fingers. I practically hoard useless crap in the hopes of bunging it together into something cool in the future. Most of it sits (some of it actually rusting) for years at a time, completely untouched, but when I do get around to making something, it usually turns out rather well.
On an unrelated note: 1.2 orkmoticons per sentence in the OP... I think that's a new record for context-appropriate (I mean literal context, not etiquette, and am imposing a non-contiguous stipulation) usage.
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The Dreadnote wrote:But the Emperor already has a shrine, in the form of your local Games Workshop. You honour him by sacrificing your money to the plastic effigies of his warriors. In time, your devotion will be rewarded with the gift of having even more effigies to worship.
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2011/11/26 02:59:11
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Sinewy Scourge
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Probably a wanna be MekBoy.
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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
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2011/11/26 03:00:54
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Bounding Assault Marine
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DreadlordME! wrote:WAAAAAGHBOSS! (a Warboss that yells WAAAAGH! a lot more then usual!)
Does that include in their sleep?
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1350 points
200 points I think |
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2011/11/26 03:37:56
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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A Kommando. Being a stealthy Ork would be very cool.
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 CSM/Daemon Party
The Spiky Grot Legion
 The Heavily-Ignored Pedro and Friends
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there are no indicators. |
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2011/11/26 03:55:58
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Stormboy. Oh yeah...'ere we go!
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2011/11/26 04:42:28
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
Sitting in yo' bath tub, poopin out shoggoths
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I would like to be a big mek with a stormboy jump pack and KFF
With a powerklaw......in mega armor.......while riding a squigoth......that was riding an even bigger squigoth.......that was inside my Krooza.......That was bigger than the world engine........and was made from soap..........
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1000 Points
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2011/11/26 04:57:57
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Fixture of Dakka
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Hmm... I'd want to be something with a really big gun, lots of dakka. So probably a Loota or maybe a Flashgit. I could also see my self as a Mek.
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2011/11/26 05:18:52
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Roarin' Runtherd
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I'd wanna be a Flash Git. I just love kustom shootas
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2011/11/26 05:29:21
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Burna Boy.
I have a thing for petroleum (or equivilent) fumes and fire
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts 
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/11/26 06:17:44
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Bounding Assault Marine
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Changed my idea: Deffkopta pilot.
'Nuff said.
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200 points I think |
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2011/11/26 06:18:34
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Agile Revenant Titan
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A Gretchin.
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2011/11/26 06:27:34
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I'z da wa'boss nice big chain axe for krumpin and nice big shoota.
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2011/11/26 06:36:50
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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A veteran Nob on a warbike, speed freak with a huge choppa. I want in the fight fast and first! Like my fights up close and personal.
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S.O.U. (Straight Outta Ultramar)
4000 points + fully painted!
Eldar of Ulthwe
1,500 points
 Rid-Ex Nids
1,600 points-in progress
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2011/11/26 06:43:50
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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A Burna boy. Or a kommando.
Feth it all, I wanna be a Kommando with a burna.
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2011/11/26 07:18:33
Subject: Re:If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I tend to be the social nexus/unofficial leader of most group I join... so Warboss?
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2011/11/26 07:40:56
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Dipping With Wood Stain
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Dead.
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2011/11/26 07:49:05
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Sumfin' ded killy and wif a 'uge choppa.
Probably a loota that got his hands on the (dead) boss' choppa.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2011/11/26 08:24:03
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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I'd be a killa kan, coz I'z wants to beez bigga than da rest!
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
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2011/11/26 11:37:03
Subject: If I Was an Ork I Would Be...
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Executing Exarch
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Hey Ascalam and Ronin, wanna start a mob? I'z in charge though. If youz wanna argue wid it, bring a choppa!
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Then he got trampled in the incoming stampede! 
