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Captain of a looted wagon. Probably one filled with looted stuff. I like looting... and stuff.

PhrycePhyre wrote:

Jidmah wrote:The ork with the stolen imperial cap and binoculars that comes with the battlewagon kit, yelling at my fellow boyz to run over another 'umie wiff da rolla!

Drive me closer, yah gitz! I wanna krump 'em with mah choppa!

Love this post.

...cross-dresser. Because the other orks just wouldn't get it.

An ANGRY SQUIG!!

funkyh wrote:

PhrycePhyre wrote:

Jidmah wrote:The ork with the stolen imperial cap and binoculars that comes with the battlewagon kit, yelling at my fellow boyz to run over another 'umie wiff da rolla!

Drive me closer, yah gitz! I wanna krump 'em with mah choppa!

Love this post.

Thanks, lets see if we can make another motivational poster about it, finally some new 40k humour.

teef counter, (not a codex fighting unit, but mentioned there) da boyz go to war and when they get scrubbed I keep all the teeth they left behind

if it has to be a codez unit though... Ghaz of coarse

barring special characters... a painboy

Deff Dread. Love me some walkers!

Killa Kan?


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I actually might hit something

Mega Dread Pilot!

nob in a boys squad.

Deffkopta pilot, or Loota

you know for a bunch of orks people sure do like things that shoot. lootas/burnas/meks

I would be a Deffkopta Pilot. Fluff makes them sound like they are insane and love flying, which reflects on my tendency to burst out laughing at any given time.

vercingatorix wrote:you know for a bunch of orks people sure do like things that shoot. lootas/burnas/meks

Dat's coz burnas also count as pws!

Mek Boy, maybe Big Mek. I like to put random crap together, and I can frequently fix thing despite not knowing how they work. I also would have a burna, because most of the stuff I build inevitably catches fire, and with a burna that means I was planning on it.

I'd wanna be a fanatic!!!

Skarboy Kommando wiv a rucksack full ov stikkbombz.

Armless Failure wrote:Mek Boy, maybe Big Mek. I like to put random crap together, and I can frequently fix thing despite not knowing how they work. I also would have a burna, because most of the stuff I build inevitably catches fire, and with a burna that means I was planning on it.

I'm sorry but I had to comment on this compare these two statements "frequently fix things" with "inevitably catches fire" I hope you're not a mechanic in real life because I don't want you near my car!

Big Mek with a Shok Attack Gun!!

I thought long and hard before coming up with my answer. But I would love to be a Runtherder orc. I could see myself bullying little goblins the rest of my life.

*Sigh* it would be so satisfying to hear them squee and scamper away from my ravenous pet Squig "Gob-son"

Or watching them cower as I level my grot-prod to their dung covered bum and proceed to shock the gobo-piss out of em till they make a sound funny enough to distract me from tormenting them!

Anyone else up for the under-rated bliss of Runtherder? It might not pay alot in teef but it's rich in life's precious little moments...

Big Mek laughing manically in my Stompa!

Fighta-Bomba pilot because god I love flying over everything else, droping bombs whenever I feel like it, and shooting the umies and pointy ears stuff out of the sky.