If I Was an Ork I Would Be a...

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**Lord Rogukiel**

Battle fortress gun-ork or driver. With one of those crushing wheel thingies, with spikes...

**Killadoza**

all i want to do is shoot a 'uge gun off of a looted tank as i scream DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA and the tank smahes through the battlefield

**Jidmah**

The ork with the stolen imperial cap and binoculars that comes with the battlewagon kit, yelling at my fellow boyz to run over another 'umie wiff da rolla!

**nurglerulesslaneshdrools**

Stompa driver lololol (the big one)

or an ork pilot

**Veteran Sergeant**

I'd be an Evil Sunz warbuggy or trukk driver with a red paint job last seen ramping that thing off of everything I could find and running people over singing the Dukes of Hazzard theme song in a bad cockney accent.

**Hellwolf**

...
Gork

**Castiel**

or possibly Mork?

**Hellwolf**

Mebbe a Squig
...Facebiter

**The Mad Tanker**

A Loota with my own Kustom Looted Russ

**InquisitorVaron**

A Grot Sniper with Cybork enhancements.

**JohnnoM**

Varon, you sir, are a genius!

**Hellwolf**

Lol

**CuddlySquig**

An ork kommando who sneaks up on the enemy by walking across the field, holing a great big sign saying "i'm not here"

**forruner_mercy**

A Mekboy with a 2 looted tanks stuck together, and it can fly.
Or perhaps Kaptin' Bluddflagg. Very characterful

**Foid**

Gretchen.....
riding wazdakka's bike

**Field Gen**

I would be a Kommando because I LOVE to sneak around and I would probably be one with a flamer since I like fire.

**eviltrout**

I'd be a Kommando with a shot gun.

An ork I would not want to be is any from my girlfriend's army. They have copper weapons and pink armor because and I quote " they're poor so coppers the best they could do and they're slightly color blind".

**funkyh**

Him.

**Ugavine**

Either a Trukk driver or a Madboy!

**Bonde**

I'd be a Nob of the Evil Sunz clan, just so I could go fast AND crump stuff with my big choppa!
My aspiration would be to one day get enuff' teef for Mega armour and then ride with my Boss into battle.

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Or if life failed me, just the boy in the mob with a big shoota!

**Space Crusader**

A snotling with my trusty mushroom.

**Silentspy22**

Stompa Kaptin :]

**bombboy1252**

Space Crusader wrote:A snotling with my trusty mushroom.

You sir, have won this thread.......

**TheNightbringer**

Weirdboy it is!

**Eura**

I'd be that human with a green paper mache mask that kinda looks like an ork but not really. Apparently doing a good waagh is enough to avoid suspicion.

**TheAngrySquig**

Hair squig

**Hellwolf**

TheAngrySquig wrote:Hair squig

Facebiters are just slightly epicer, followed by hair squigs. What goes next?

**PhrycePhyre**

Jidmah wrote:The ork with the stolen imperial cap and binoculars that comes with the battlewagon kit, yelling at my fellow boyz to run over another 'umie wiff da rolla!

Drive me closer, yah gitz! I wanna krump 'em with mah choppa!

**Madahle**

Hood Ornament.

**AzureDeath**

Sguig bomba boy. Get to play with them before they go BOOOOOM!!!!!