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 shasolenzabi wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
I believe I have permanently mentally scarred him.

"Oh, I see."

Nah, that ship sailed way, waaaay before meeting you, I'm pretty sure.
[Smiles and nods] [More personal issues than a small publishing warehouse...]

[Watches the tank trundle off without combined weight of daemons to hold it back]
Eh, it'll come back when it's hungry. Or something. I try not to think about it very much.

[Nods politely to the nice dragon from a distance] You'll excuse me not being entirely comfortable in the presence of someone with a predilection for dairy coated food...

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 shasolenzabi wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
I believe I have permanently mentally scarred him.

"Oh, I see."

Nah, that ship sailed way, waaaay before meeting you, I'm pretty sure.
[Smiles and nods] [More personal issues than a small publishing warehouse...]

[Watches the tank trundle off without combined weight of daemons to hold it back]
Eh, it'll come back when it's hungry. Or something. I try not to think about it very much.

[Nods politely to the nice dragon from a distance] You'll excuse me not being entirely comfortable in the presence of someone with a predilection for dairy coated food...

Cocks head to the side,

"Why would my enjoyment of dairy coated food have such an effect on you?"

*Static*

Interrogative: Would refusing to perform my allotted tak cause damage to this one?

The chance is above 10%.

++Accessing internal encyclopedia++

A dragon is a mythological/factual representation of a reptile. In antiquity, dragons were mostly envisaged as serpents, but since the Middle Ages, it has become common to depict them with legs, resembling a lizard.

Dragons are usually shown in modern times with a body like a huge lizard, or a snake with two pairs of lizard-type legs, and able to emit fire from their mouths. The European dragon has bat-like wings growing from its back. A dragon-like creature with wings but only a single pair of legs is known as a wyvern.

 shasolenzabi wrote:
"Why would my enjoyment of dairy coated food have such an effect on you?"

No reason. No reason...
It's not like lightly buttered is a perpetual state of being for me, or anything.

OOC: It was always supposed to be Battery Commissar, as in someone who looks after an artillery regiment... However I found it far too funny to request a change of username when I screwed up.

Verviedi wrote:*Static*

Interrogative: Would refusing to perform my allotted tak cause damage to this one?

The chance is above 10%.

++Accessing internal encyclopedia++

A dragon is a mythological/factual representation of a reptile. In antiquity, dragons were mostly envisaged as serpents, but since the Middle Ages, it has become common to depict them with legs, resembling a lizard.

Dragons are usually shown in modern times with a body like a huge lizard, or a snake with two pairs of lizard-type legs, and able to emit fire from their mouths. The European dragon has bat-like wings growing from its back. A dragon-like creature with wings but only a single pair of legs is known as a wyvern.

"Tsk! Tsk! such a limited store of data, I suppose though that there have been issues maintaining decent information regarding beings such as Myself over the millenia."

Buttery Commissar wrote:

 shasolenzabi wrote:
"Why would my enjoyment of dairy coated food have such an effect on you?"

No reason. No reason...
It's not like lightly buttered is a perpetual state of being for me, or anything.

OOC: It was always supposed to be Battery Commissar, as in someone who looks after an artillery regiment... However I found it far too funny to request a change of username when I screwed up.

"You are a funny man!"

OOC Oh that is hilarious

You're not affected by butter? Obviously you're a Risen who's tastebuds have rotten away! Your end has come!!!

* Slashes at Shasolenzabi with Falchion*

 sing your life wrote:
You're not affected by butter? Obviously you're a Risen who's tastebuds have rotten away! Your end has come!!!

* Slashes at Shasolenzabi with Falchion*

OOC: what is the Falchion made from? The Iridium laced armor of the scales are pretty durable, and will shatter lesser blades, a good blade will clang, but not break on impact. (But oh that vibration in the hands!!!!


"Butter is a sublime flavor, so delicate, and works best on toasted bread products, hot vegetables, and as a sautee for eggs and other foods"

"Why are people attacking me, when I am trying to be a friend, and polite?"

Unknown. Are you releasing pheremones or chemicals into the air that cause aggression?

Consider it a hazing... I think it's something about the air conditioning in the room. Makes everyone a bit fractious, it's very rare that someone in here isn't at least making death threats to someone else.

Maybe we should have Verviedi's drones have a look at the vents some time...

Verviedi wrote:Unknown. Are you releasing pheremones or chemicals into the air that cause aggression?

"Why no, none at all., Hmmmmm"

Buttery Commissar wrote:Consider it a hazing... I think it's something about the air conditioning in the room. Makes everyone a bit fractious, it's very rare that someone in here isn't at least making death threats to someone else.

Maybe we should have Verviedi's drones have a look at the vents some time...

"Oh so you are saying that all here are at different levels of aggression? "

*Subtly stands in front of shasolenzabi*

Much better.

I will do that sometime. I'll send a servo-skull up there. Drones are too big.

There's nothing in the air vents. I'm just really pissed that I only got a tiny appearance in SSB.

 shasolenzabi wrote:



OOC: what is the Falchion made from? The Iridium laced armor of the scales are pretty durable, and will shatter lesser blades, a good blade will clang, but not break on impact. (But oh that vibration in the hands!!!!

OOC: Mainly Naga's fang with some replacement parts in either steel or silver.

OOC: so magical blade? that will clang, and spark

*wakes up after repeated zapping from thenoobbomb.*

*cough* why did you guys pull me out I was having some drinks with my primarch Vulkan and Leman Russ also some grey armor figure named draigo... He has a drug problem... all i can say is warp dust...

BUT! Vulkan was going to tell me where the last artifacts where! That's when a chain smashed me in the head and knocked me out...

Verviedi my main man where are you?!

*Activates fireblade, sees giant dragon*

Is that a fething dragon?!

[smirk] I don't think he's been doing that, no. I think he's just a dragon...

*Pokes head out from the ceiling*

I am up here. I am currently looking for any suspicious devices in the air ducts.

*Servo-skull flies down and slaps BC with mechandendrite*

What Dragon? I hope no-one awakened Grima around here.

*a small warp portal opens on the ceiling and drops Co'tor, riptide and all, on to the ground, then immediately closes*


Alright, what the feth just happened!

Valmese Diplomacy.

[Is slapped] ..!
[Looks left and right in confusion] ..?
[Spins 360 degrees] ...???
[Gives up] ...

Stop that! It's silly!

Out of curiousity, could a Power Axe penetrate your hide? It projects a molecular disruption field in front of an armor-piercing Adamantium fractal-edged axe head.

*Snickers at BC spinning*

"oh! I see that there are more of you!"

It could penetrate [I hope you mean cut through with that word], but I'd rather you didn't.

I am not a cultist of Slaanesh.

Bah, if you really want to destroy something you use something like this!
*hoists phased plasma-flamer*

How about I summon the Inquisition and the pizza guy, lobotomize them both, and have them fight to the death for the right to be placed in my new crisis suit?

*Picks up vox*

Hello, Pizza Shop, I would like to place an order for...

What do you guys want?!

"Hmmm, I do enjoy a nice supreme pizza!" Wake me when it gets here"

Hello everybody!!!!

Here's one for my fallen homies.....