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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria*

Honesly after gak I've seen here. Deamon primarchs, death, strife, Magnus cutting deals and Demi gods....

I'm only 102....
You make me look like a single cell in a egg...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 jhe90 wrote:
*maria*
But.... There's one of you... powerful as you are.
Angron
Magnus
Petarbo
Mortician
Fulgrim

They have you out numbered....
United.... They could kill you... Can you defeat 5 champions?


OOC: Do you mean Mortarian?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 War Kitten wrote:
 jhe90 wrote:
*maria*
But.... There's one of you... powerful as you are.
Angron
Magnus
Petarbo
Mortician
Fulgrim

They have you out numbered....
United.... They could kill you... Can you defeat 5 champions?


OOC: Do you mean Mortarian?


Auto correct..... Derp.... Plus faux gw Latin....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Wakes up and walks over to kitchen*

EWWWW!

*Hops back out with a nurgling humping leg*

GET IT OFF!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/17 22:34:52


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT swings the Blade killing the Nurgling*
OT: I'm not purging the kitchen, I did it last time. Someone else can have a go.

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*draws bolter*

I'll do it. I might as well find something to keep my mind off things.

*walks into the kitchen and opens fire*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I got it...
*pulls out an incendiary grenade*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Moves leg away from the swing*

DON'T KILL IT! IT'LL EXPLODE! JUST GET IT OFF GENTLY! AND HURRY! THERE'S SOMETHING GOING DOWN MY LEG!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria looks concerned *

Does power armour protect from a nurgled kitchen....
Its not just Amelia, yarrick but nurgled...

*relises danger *


Be very careful.... Nurglings are... Combustible...
*catches in a net and tries back into kitchen*

Incendiaries now! *throws several melta bombs in*
Hope you did not like kitchen.....

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/17 22:43:19


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT picks up the Nurgling and throws it in the air*
OT: QUETZ! PULL!

*Quetz incinerates the Nurgling*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So. Can I throw the grenade now?
*idly fingering the pin*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*melta bombs detonate and molten kichen runs out under the charred door*

Ok... No one leave anything important in there? You cann add it but I already melted it....
*maria*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/17 22:46:56


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo walks out of bar to see destroyed kitchen*

Leo: We need to have a back up kitchen.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: Considering all that's happened recently I think several kitchens is a good idea. Or at least one for Quetz and Larry. Having equipment their size in the with the rest of the stuff is just a huge space constraint.

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*drags a half burnt self out of the kitchen remains*

I... I said I was doing it.

*looks at bolter*

Still shiny... Good bolter. Anyone got some water? Or my legs?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria and Marla relise if they used repressor ones they would have to wear clothes in tanks....*

Ummm... So take out until we get a new kitchen? We have ferasian hall and the bar....
(Maria)

Umm leg... *points to half melted bones bu the molten metal pool of fridge *
(Maria)
*throws a large bucket of ice over dp*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/17 22:56:21


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*throws the grenade into the kitchen*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
*muffled thump echoes*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits back at table] [Fiddles with hat and looks uncomfortable] That snake Primarch put his vox number in my pocket.
[Looks around] [Shudders]

Ooc: And July managed to get worse. I don't even.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Quetz: OKay... I guess I could eat at the hall. *Floats over to he hall and crams himself into the bar.*
Quetz: I need... hmmm... 4 barrels of beer and 9 cows. Rare.

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc
Dang.... Sorry to hear it bc

Bic
*ferasians start rolling everything in*
That Il be 450 golden wolves....

*Marla sighs as molten kitchen burns*
We hated that kitchen....

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/17 23:06:41


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Hope everything starts getting better after this for you BC!
BiC
Quetz: Put it on Nick's tab.
*Picks up a cow and eats it in 1 gulp bones and all*
Quetz: Ugh. needs spice

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*space wolves roll pit a barrel of ghost chilli sauce*

Hottest we have....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks into the hall and sits down heavily on a bench*
Feth I'm tired

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz dips a cow into the sauce and eats it*
Quetz: Better, but... *Pulls out a small bag of powder from within his feathers and sprinkles a few flakes on top, then dips a cow and chomp*
Quetz: Much better! *small amounts of smoke are billowing from his mouth*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I'm having a shower...A very long shower.

*Shudders and walks to the shower block*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo sees Pere and lights up and starts running over to her*

Leo: Pere, Pere, Pere, Pere, look look!

*Shows full healed hand*

Leo: I fixed it!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at Fulgrim's vox number] [Scratches ear] Do I really come off as interested in that kind of person?
[Balls it up and tosses it into a trash can] [Shudders again]

[Yarrick wakes up in infirmary] [Attempts walking unaided and regrets it immediately] [Grits teeth] At least I can manage this if I concentrate. [Walks very carefully into main room] ...hi.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Perenelle: Let me see here... *Examines arms* You even managed to avoid scarring! I'm impressed! *Sees Yarrick* Hmmm... excuse me a moment *Grabs OT and takes him over to Yarrick* Nicholas will you help me here?

OT: Sure, Her Sebastian let us help *Auras flare, Ice White without scent and Emerald Green with the smell of mint. Using their auras the Flamels finish healing Yarrick. *

Perenelle: Better Commissar?

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick stumbles and looks briefly overwhelmed] Thank you.. I know it takes a lot out of you.
[Straightens up] It's strange, I don't feel any pain, after the past week, it's almost like I'm numb. [Touches hand to face] [Looks very puzzled]

[Leaps up, runs and flying-hugs Yarrick] You're okay!

[Yarrick swats at Benny] Get off you weird, weird man. ...Are those horns?

[Benny nods against Yarrick's side]

[Yarrick looks bewildered]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo picks up Pere and throws her over shoulder gently*

Leo: Nicholas you don't mind if I borrow this for bit do you?

*Larry looks up from computer*

Larry: Hey Wade and Leo you got a new partner by the name Nathan Dreak.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/17 23:50:48


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
 
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