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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Kimmy runs out of Butter Tank, crying] [Kneels down and hugs her] It'll be fine, sweetie. It's gonna be fine. [Is clung to]
[Stays on floor] ...My head hurts, and he's screaming.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Sighs* Even so... Terra is gone the Astronomicon is gone your ships can't even fly in the warp... how will you stop this rift?

*Relights pipe*

Welcome to old night...

*Anger bowels on face*

Such a waste...

*Black shadows form around my form they begin to chitter at me*

This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:06:01



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks up at ZK] Stop talking like that. Terra lives, else we'd be waist deep in daemons and the sky would be boiling. There's time yet.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Fine...

*slashes at zk and leaves a cut that bleeds and hurts refusing to heal*

Ohhh... Not so tough..

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:09:17


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Pally and WIll are leading civilians through a portal. A man runs up with a small blonde woman in silver armor behind him*

Man: We've got to go! Mars is lost! *Grabs his wife's hand and leads her through the portal*

OT: So this dragon, is there anything I can do to boost it?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:10:28


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*looks down at Kimmy*

The child may have to rest. The warp is only getting-

*winces*

-Worse as we speak.

*pulls out a vial and drinks its contents*

It doesn't soothe the pains of the warp. Just numbs the body. It helps. Somewhat.

*sinks onto a couch and stares off into space*

*Deadpool is angrily trying to fly his ship while daemonic vessels are chasing him*

DP: I just wanted a bolter! Was that so wrong?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*A portal opens up in the room. OT steps between it and everyone else*
OT: Who's there?!

*A man with shoulder length blonde hair and a golden sickle-like blade in place of one of his hand steps out of the portal*

OT: Merethyu... why are you here?

Merethyu: This is the safest place for refuges right now. I also brought some old friends.

*The small woman and her husband, a tall thin man with longish red hair step out. Followed by Pally, will and several hundred civilians*

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Marlas knife is blocked by numerous shadow beast who keep crowding around me all seem to be chittering at me*

* I am not smiling*

*The room is filled with thousands of shadows all chittering*

*I begin to grind my teeth*

So many debts lost...

*Outside, billions of shadows chitter at the room*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:25:00



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*looks around helplessly*
FETH! I HATE FEELING USELESS!
*powers up rifle*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*high fabricators ship, and every last mechanicum ship, dreadnought all spear in orbit *

*on vox*

It worked Marla... The instantius drive...
The silver arsenal is ready....

And If Verdai is still living... Words do not describe my feelings.
My world, my family, the future ... All lost because of you...

Here we stand... The last stand.... To a good death...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: MERCHANT! ENOUGH! Welcome you lot! It's been a while

Blonde Woman: Do I know you?

OT: You did, I am Nicholas Flamel

*Jaw drops all around*

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Kimmy continues sobbing into Benny's chest] [Picks her up] Shh shh... [Strokes her head] It'll be okay. We'll fit it.

[Looks at ZK] What the hell are those?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Perenelle: Maybe not, Nicholas I found something

Blonde Woman: Perenelle?!

OT: Just a sec Joan. What did you find?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:28:05


 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Nevermind. Fixed eevrything

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:28:19


 
   
Made in no
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

When will she learn I had nothing to do with this?
*Primes HFE-FXP*
For a good death.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*green energy swirls around the room*
*necron constructs of all forms appear*

The abomination has spawned.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: This! This could work! I need power though, Marethyu you're a genius for bringing them here

Will: Nicholas?... What... I...

OT: The Bard is speecheless huh? Well I need your help. You aura

OT: Folks, we may not die just yet! This spell essentially locks a being away in a pocket dimension without hope of escape!

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*a single blip starts, then dozens, then multiples exponentially **

*Gold light echos brightly*
Marla... You said... Another warp god
What if the emparor fully brought his power to bear after 10,000 years of phsykers....

The machine god has brought the golden god....

The last alliance. Elder, necron, man and the emperor ..

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:36:26


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Yells* Enough!

*The shadows vanish in clouds of vapor*

*To Benny* They are debts... One billion debts... unfulfilled...

*Looks at Ot* I shall help, only to reclaim what is mine...

OOC: lol keep the deus ex machina down just a tad jhe90

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:38:00



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: What are those blips... they aren't the planet eaters... *BOOM as the Galaxy gun takes out another planet eater*

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc you turned the dial to 50 obliterating half the universe lol....

And a chaos god... Need a god to kill a god...

Bic....

Emperor deamons....

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:41:25


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Shaper grumbles about his kindred always being left out*

*Overlord sees the portal*

A gateway. To the heart of its power. The humans have always paled in comparison to the necrontyr, but this is a new low.

*points a single finger at it and wraiths and immortals go through the portal and onto Mars*

Secure it. No mortal stands in the way.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: Marethyu, can your blade kill the god?

Marethyu: It'd have to be weakened first. Where's death? I bet he/she could help. Oh, hey Overlord, stop. *Closes portal with a wave of his blade hand*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:43:53


 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

OOC: Whoa this was not me. I did not bring the Void dragon to life! Gaunter hates this stuff just wants to make deals, not destroy the universe..

*Appears on Mars with imperial defenders*

*Smiling I clap*

*The first wave of necron forces are frozen in time and are easily slaughtered.*

*I teleport to a world that is being devored from a "Daemon forge planet"*

Well this won't do..

*Reverses time bringing the daemon a light year from the solar system, I then age the daemon planet to the point of rust and bubbling warp energy*

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/18 22:50:58



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc true...

Planet eating planets, mars gone, terra gone...
New eye of terror ..

Umm things tres bad..... Lol

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in no
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Void Dragon is enslaved. The Machine-God is a Chaos entity.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sits down heavily*
What can I do that all these other beings cannot?
*sighs*
I'm a mere mortal, and human at that. I'm useless

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Overlord turns its attention to OT*

You. An elder creature. Still young, but you will work. You are the one that leads the mortals here.

*Shaper goes off to arm his kindred*
*a lone, heavily damaged ship manages to land in a nearby forest before expiring*

OOC: Might as well get all my characters together.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in no
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Sits down as well*
I feel the same. But remember. We can sure as hell kill Daemons.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: I don't know how we're getting out of this without a Deus Ex Machina

 
   
 
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