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2008/12/24 16:11:35
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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PLEASE RESPOND TO MY OTHER ARTICLES, PLEASE
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2008/12/24 16:14:42
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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who are you?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/24 16:16:46
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2008/12/24 17:38:54
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Someone you don't want to meet in a dark alley.
Even tthough the alley totally wins.
Also when you play gears of war you realize that Marcus Fenix is totally a Spase MarinE 2X FUNNY
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2008/12/24 18:34:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Huge Hierodule
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When you go into Bio just to get into genetic engineering, just to create space marines.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2008/12/24 20:03:06
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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You train to become a priest just to preach the emperors creed. Or the downfall of the corpse god, whatever suits you.
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2008/12/25 07:28:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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When you start a thread "Santa vs the Emperor"
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2008/12/26 06:02:03
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You're posting in this thread on Christmas Day at your brothers place.
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2008/12/26 13:52:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Screamin' Stormboy
Oak Park, IL
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Reaper6 wrote:Attack_Squig wrote:Shrike78 wrote:Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.
I am ashamed of you 
Ahhh...when you have a GF and tell her that she could teach a daemonette some new tricks... 
My GF just read this over my shoulder and muttered "too late, I already did !" 
When your GF understands the thread!!!
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2008/12/26 23:52:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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When you say you want a repentia mistress to teach your girlfriend a few tricks.
Oh yeah you know what I'm talkin bout.
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2008/12/27 00:51:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Attack_Squig wrote:When your GF understands the thread!!!
I'm just lucky, I guess
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2008/12/27 01:04:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:When you say you want a repentia mistress to teach your girlfriend a few tricks.
Yeah, i can picture that now. She's removed most of her garments and armour and is standing over your bed
"so, have you been a bad boy?"
"errmm, yes I have"
"Ok, then I'll have to purge you"
takes out her meltagun and fries your ass
Not exactly a good trick to teach the girlfriend 
Yes, and now we all know the kind of things Hell's Guardian thinks about when not playing the Dawn of War PCgame
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2008/12/27 02:40:16
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Actually it would be a neat trick if you(r) are a pyro(or your girlfriend is)
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2008/12/27 02:45:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You suddenly Realize
JON STEWART IS REALLY HORUS!!!!!!!!!!
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2008/12/27 04:02:24
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Space Marine
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...when everything goes...just as planned.
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"Do you guys know where the fire extinguisher is?"
"You wish to douse His Holy Flame? You skirt heresy brother." |
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2008/12/27 04:03:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Space Marine
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Crazy_Carnifex wrote:When you go into Bio just to get into genetic engineering, just to create space marines.
Guilty...
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"Do you guys know where the fire extinguisher is?"
"You wish to douse His Holy Flame? You skirt heresy brother." |
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2008/12/27 04:28:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Yellin' Yoof
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#107. when any fraternity on campus that has the word TAU in it's name makes you think
"how many broadsides do they field?"
#1. when you have apparently played too much to pre-register for the 1500 pt ARD BOYZ at the Gorilla Tactics Invitational and come win up to $600 and hang out with the 40kradio.com crew at the after party. (sorry, I couldn't resist)
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2008/12/27 05:20:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Actually it would be a neat trick if you(r) are a pyro(or your girlfriend is)
I know that pyro's like to light stuff on fire.... but generally not themselves...
I think you need a new fetish... something a little more tame....
I know!!! how about  .... censored for too much
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I play  (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/12/27 21:05:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Huge Hierodule
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When you see lumps of dried sour apple gum and think "wow, what a waste of Green stuff"
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2008/12/29 00:11:28
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Shrike78 wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Actually it would be a neat trick if you(r) are a pyro(or your girlfriend is)
I know that pyro's like to light stuff on fire.... but generally not themselves...
I think you need a new fetish... something a little more tame....
I know!!! how about .... censored for too much
I don't want to light myself on fire. My fetish... is after in a lamb shank. I think it's some sort of palsy. Not sure
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2008/12/29 00:45:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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... Lemon curry?
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
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Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/12/29 03:01:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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When this math sounds right:
40K=fetish
wargaming>girlfriend
Hobby supplies =or>basic needs(food,rent,transportation)
Vacation time= Trip to Vegas........for a tournament.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/29 12:43:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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does anybody reckon 40k is nerdy
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I have at my command an entire battle group of the Imperial Guard. Fifty regiments, including specialised drop troops, stealthers, mechanised formations, armoured companies, combat engineers and mobile artillery. Over half a million fighting men and thirty thousand tanks and artillery pieces are mine to command. Emperor show mercy to the fool that stands against me, for I shall not.
- Warmaster Demetrius, at the outset of the Salonika Crusade, 733.M38
       
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2008/12/29 14:08:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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depends on who you may listen to...
my wife is a D&D nerd, and says that 40k is more nerdy than her D&D... i beg to differ, because the game has a larger emphasis on the units, modeling and painting of those units. plus, if you were to look at each member individually, you would find many that have "non-nerdy" hobbies/employment positions. By that i mean, martial arts, military, enjoyment of outdoor activities, etc.
of course, those martial artists and military folks have been brought up in this thread previously 
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2008/12/29 18:51:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Ensis Ferrae wrote: my wife is a D&D nerd, and says that 40k is more nerdy than her D&D...
Guess I'm screwed either way... I started off in D&D, but switched to 40k when Rogue Trader came out and I've been playing with these armoured toy soldiers ever since.
Hell, screw it, just crown me Prince of Nerdness
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2008/12/29 18:59:19
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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You go on a forum and ask the other members to build you a powerlist...
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2008/12/29 19:09:50
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Screamin' Stormboy
Oak Park, IL
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Reaper6 wrote:Ensis Ferrae wrote: my wife is a D&D nerd, and says that 40k is more nerdy than her D&D...
Guess I'm screwed either way... I started off in D&D, but switched to 40k when Rogue Trader came out and I've been playing with these armoured toy soldiers ever since.
Hell, screw it, just crown me Prince of Nerdness
Welcome to the dark side
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2008/12/29 23:17:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Shrike78 wrote:... Lemon curry?
no, actually calling up random dudes, talking in a female voice, saying "I'm pregnant. It's yours." Then never following up. i call from a phone booth.
I never follow up 
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2008/12/30 05:49:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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you make a D&D based system for warhammer 40k
(sigh) I guess that makes me the king of the nerds
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/12/30 07:52:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Im pretty popular at school and i told a good friend of mine( who's hell popular) some of the fluff of the 40k universe and he reckons its sounds cool. Im planning to recruit my whole year to become 40k memebers
sorry back on track
you conert your imperial guard and make it a army that include dinosaurs.
I used old dinosaur toys of mine. Its pretty cool. Brontosaurus as a tank
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I have at my command an entire battle group of the Imperial Guard. Fifty regiments, including specialised drop troops, stealthers, mechanised formations, armoured companies, combat engineers and mobile artillery. Over half a million fighting men and thirty thousand tanks and artillery pieces are mine to command. Emperor show mercy to the fool that stands against me, for I shall not.
- Warmaster Demetrius, at the outset of the Salonika Crusade, 733.M38
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2008/12/30 08:18:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you're born with a beard on your neck.
lasgunassasin wrote:you might be married but is your wife/husband also a wow addict. I hate mmorpg's. I play 40k but im still popular at school.Kids now i play 40k and they accept it. All the kids who play WOW and other MMORPG's are nerds and geeks and no one likes them.
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