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2008/12/30 23:05:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Attack_Squig wrote:Welcome to the dark side 
Thanks, Squig 
Shrike78 wrote:you make a D&D based system for warhammer 40k
(sigh) I guess that makes me the king of the nerds
All Hail The King 
Back on topic :
When even your kitchen has been invaded by tiny soldiers because there's no space anywhere else (yet ! )
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2008/12/31 07:13:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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When you drop this line in to get to your 400th message 
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2008/12/31 20:14:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Huge Hierodule
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When you clean out the larder just to get cans for your cityfight factory/Refinery/Power plant
When the static electricity created by the hard styrofoam chips that come off your terrain projects is so great you can power your house on it.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2008/12/31 22:54:13
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Your posting in this forum cause the moderator kicked you out of all the othe ones... 
Hasn't happened yet, but still....
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2009/01/01 09:41:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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You see the wifes car then the red spray paint and.........
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/01/01 10:01:52
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Springhurst, VIC, Australia
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You tell police that it's legal for your car to go over the speed limit cause its red
you ask the car dealer if you can change the bullbar for a deff rolla
you refer to headbutting people as a catachan kiss
you throw spears while playing music hoping they come back [eldar]
edited for spelling ^^*
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2009/01/01 10:02:44
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2009/01/01 10:07:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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You want to take a Sister of Battle as a slave...
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2009/01/01 13:56:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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you have an unstopable erge to fight
you want to use teeth as money
when uy get rely bad gr'mar an call oders Boyz
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i am starting another new army
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2009/01/01 14:02:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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holy crap JOn SUtart that guy how golden eyed scout menchoned is horus
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i am starting another new army
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2009/01/01 21:33:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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You spend class time trying to figure out how a rail gun works.
It's harder than it sounds, trust me. 'Cause if you just put a whole bunch of magnets in the inside of the barrel, in order to get the projectile up to killing speed, you cause stress on the magnets that would eventually lead to them needing to be replaced.
So, you either have something similar to liquid nitrogen in tiny pipes running through the gun to provide cooling for the magnets. you have some kind of super ablative material coating both the ammo and the magnets. Or you have easily replaceable barrels, similar to the imperial long las.
yeah... I have too much time on my hands
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I play  (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/01 23:14:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Shrike78 wrote:You spend class time trying to figure out how a rail gun works.
It's harder than it sounds, trust me. 'Cause if you just put a whole bunch of magnets in the inside of the barrel, in order to get the projectile up to killing speed, you cause stress on the magnets that would eventually lead to them needing to be replaced.
So, you either have something similar to liquid nitrogen in tiny pipes running through the gun to provide cooling for the magnets. you have some kind of super ablative material coating both the ammo and the magnets. Or you have easily replaceable barrels, similar to the imperial long las.
yeah... I have too much time on my hands
When you have built a working railgun... (just give me another 30 years)
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2009/01/02 00:12:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Huge Hierodule
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I'm starting with a rail Riffle and working my way up.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2009/01/02 01:49:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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ridon wrote:holy crap JOn SUtart that guy how golden eyed scout menchoned is horus
YEAH I CALLED THAT SHI*T!! YOU KNOW IT!!!
AND YOU REALIZE STEPHAN COLBERT IS THE EMPORER!!!
AND SETH GREEN IS SANGUINIS!!! OR SETH MCFARLANE!!!
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2009/01/02 01:54:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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 Lord Bingo wrote:Shrike78 wrote:You spend class time trying to figure out how a rail gun works.
It's harder than it sounds, trust me. 'Cause if you just put a whole bunch of magnets in the inside of the barrel, in order to get the projectile up to killing speed, you cause stress on the magnets that would eventually lead to them needing to be replaced.
So, you either have something similar to liquid nitrogen in tiny pipes running through the gun to provide cooling for the magnets. you have some kind of super ablative material coating both the ammo and the magnets. Or you have easily replaceable barrels, similar to the imperial long las.
yeah... I have too much time on my hands
When you have built a working railgun... (just give me another 30 years)
I built a working rail gun. Killed my brother, but sacrifaces must be made for da GREATER GOOD!
I also made a plama gun and made someone i hate use it till it blew up
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2009/01/02 02:40:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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You have gone to the hospital so many times because of warhammer related injuries, that all the staffers know your name
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/01/02 18:50:42
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/03 07:47:25
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Wichita
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You watch someone get comically injured, and think to yourself, he must have rolled a 1.
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2009/01/03 10:05:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Space Marine
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When you're about to take a picture and they ask, "Did you leave the flash on?" and you reply, "Hell no. Took three strips of sand paper and a nail file, but I got 'em off."
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"Do you guys know where the fire extinguisher is?"
"You wish to douse His Holy Flame? You skirt heresy brother." |
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2009/01/03 11:10:52
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Shrike78 wrote:You spend class time trying to figure out how a rail gun works.
Before I got into WH40k, me and a friend ended up trying to do that in our physics class. We had to settle for a gauss gun, as we couldn't get enough current to travel properly.
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2009/01/03 17:43:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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... Sad but true.
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/03 19:13:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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When you roll so many dice in a shooting phase, you have to wear a wrist support to prevent RSI ( seriously ! My doc suggested it ! She also suggested adding this reply ( she'll join us yet, you mark my words !))
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2009/01/03 19:27:48
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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you wonder
"How do space marines poop?"
Honestly,how do they?
Seriuosly, HOW!?
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2009/01/03 19:30:40
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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When you get in a fight and say to yourself "Why did I leave my lightning claws at home and took my chain fist instead?"
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2009/01/03 19:42:57
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You cut your self while converting and scream at the top of your lungs
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!"
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2009/01/03 20:01:19
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:you wonder
"How do space marines poop?"
Honestly,how do they?
Seriuosly, HOW!?
Ever wonder why they say serving the Emperor gives you a warm feeling ?
well now you know
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2009/01/03 20:09:26
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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Reaper6 wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:you wonder
"How do space marines poop?"
Honestly,how do they?
Seriuosly, HOW!?
Ever wonder why they say serving the Emperor gives you a warm feeling ?
well now you know
Oh... it all makes sense now...
dude... I can't stop thinking about it .... 
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/03 20:32:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Huge Hierodule
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When you figure out how to make a Bolt Gun. (seriously)
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2009/01/03 20:59:44
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Shrike78 wrote: Oh... it all makes sense now... dude... I can't stop thinking about it ....
I saw you were online and just KNEW you'd figure it out Hey, does that mean that Rah in the film Platoon was predicting Space Marine Jump Packs when he said " Your s t's in the wind, troop !" ?
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2009/01/03 23:02:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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... probably...
OH!!! I got one!:
This takes "fire in the hole" to a whole new level...
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/03 23:13:00
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You people are sick. When guardsmen poop, ever notice why most pants are painted brown/baige. Now you know. And i actually found out how spase marinse poop. I was reading the ultramarines omnibus and saw this. Im gonna write it in my own words here a bit, cause it's beenn a while since i read it.
"Uriel was thankful for his armors waste diposal unit, even if the food pastes it produced didn't have a taste."
Yeah. Try and un-hear that.
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2009/01/03 23:29:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Shrike78 wrote:... probably...
OH!!! I got one!:
This takes "fire in the hole" to a whole new level...
Only if your marines like curry ( or turtle pie ! ) Sorry, couldn't resist ! Scout : Only proves how good Marines bodies are at coping with poisons, they really CAN eat s t . Back on topic : When you instinctively equate movie quotes with items from the game ( see 3 replies up if you don't understand )
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