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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 09:44:19
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Necron Immortals
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"...you don't run internet lists, except for when you make a list and it becomes an internet list..." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 09:52:23
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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toxic_wisdom wrote:Necron Immortals
Pariahs. ( great concept art , fugly sculpt )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 10:29:23
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Since we're back to the good ol crons, I'll give another vote....
The Necron Lord!
Ok the lord models are not bad, and the staff of light looks ok. Warscythe? The warscythe model and using the res orb lord as a warscythe... how is that a scythe? looks nothing of the sort. I hope the next codex's lords come with actual scythes like the ones from medeival/fantasy times instead of a staff of light with one blade cut off.
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Nurgleboy77 wrote "Callum officially WINS!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 17:15:33
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Callum wrote:Since we're back to the good ol crons, I'll give another vote....
The Necron Lord!
Ok the lord models are not bad, and the staff of light looks ok. Warscythe? The warscythe model and using the res orb lord as a warscythe... how is that a scythe? looks nothing of the sort. I hope the next codex's lords come with actual scythes like the ones from medeival/fantasy times instead of a staff of light with one blade cut off.
* Cough*
Historically, Warscythes resemble the Necron version much more than the farming implement.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/14 00:21:26
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Platuan4th wrote:Callum wrote:Since we're back to the good ol crons, I'll give another vote....
The Necron Lord!
Ok the lord models are not bad, and the staff of light looks ok. Warscythe? The warscythe model and using the res orb lord as a warscythe... how is that a scythe? looks nothing of the sort. I hope the next codex's lords come with actual scythes like the ones from medeival/fantasy times instead of a staff of light with one blade cut off.
* Cough*
Historically, Warscythes resemble the Necron version much more than the farming implement.
Oh I see =O
I just think it looks bad lol, but thanks for letting me know that's what a warscythe actually looks like.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/14 21:45:53
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Furious Raptor
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Oh lay it off the Necrons!! I like 'em! They got this...old...ancient!...Terminator feel to them!
Plus, for all you 'nid lovers, there's a great addition to your existing armies...Penisvore! A good complement to the lonely Queen!
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We are invincible for we are Legion! - some nutty cyborg
This!Is!Sparta! - some crazed spartan
Stop!Shouting!For!Everything!Gaaargh! -some guy with a headache |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/15 22:53:10
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Fixture of Dakka
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Yes, as the OP I going to have to disallow Necrons as being nominated  The models have dated slightly, but were acceptable sculpts at the time of release.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/15 22:55:45
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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Flash mate, can we just nominate crons as a whole?
Lets face it, they are even worse than the manly dark eldar.
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/15 23:03:46
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Fixture of Dakka
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At the risk of starting an argument JD, (most of) the Dark Eldar line is by far and away the ugliest model selection left available to 40K collecters.
I'm staggered (metaphorically, because I'm on the sofa at present) by the suggestion that Necrons should be mentioned in the same breath as that foulness
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/15 23:14:00
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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At the time of writing this post is number 429 in this thread.
If we had been a bit more organised we could have covered most of GWs current range with one post per model.
It would have been quicker to name GWs best models though!
Poor planning Dakka!
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/15 23:19:21
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Fixture of Dakka
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Please don't highlight that my thread ran its course ages ago, it's my longest ever and I don't want the Mods to lock it
Besides which, we're waiting for Beastmen. I understand they will present a few new candidates.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/15 23:30:57
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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Not my intention at all Flashman.
The current Beastmen are waaay better than the old monopose plastic ones though!
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/16 00:21:06
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Regular Dakkanaut
Terra
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Without a shadow of a doubt : Lamartes
May favs:
The 100 lbs terminator honor(hanging off the pistol) that is the size of his head
The stiff purity seals(makes him look faster)
That Mike McVey no longer scuplts for GW
Cheers
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/16 01:12:23
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Malicious Mandrake
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Well, most of the "collectors" range of imperial guard (not the SL) especially this guy:
some daemon models
biovores Automatically Appended Next Post:
The Dreadnote wrote:Just 'cause it's slightly phallic doesn't make it a bad sculpt.
True, but just because it's a good sculpt doesn't make it a great miniature.
Thinking about it, I'd quite like to see the Nids heading more in this direction and developing more Freudian appendages.
It looked nothing like a phallus. It still doesn't. The guy I posted, however...
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Nids - 1500 Points - 1000 Points In progress
TheLinguist wrote:bella lin wrote:hello friends,
I'm a new comer here.I'm bella. nice to meet you and join you.
But are you a heretic? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/16 05:40:44
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Furious Raptor
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Hmm...Phallic models? Seen the Penisvore yet? Complete with ball sack!
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We are invincible for we are Legion! - some nutty cyborg
This!Is!Sparta! - some crazed spartan
Stop!Shouting!For!Everything!Gaaargh! -some guy with a headache |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/16 05:44:13
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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It looks like a scimitar ... phallic? I call that wishful thinking -_-
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/16 08:16:42
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Klawz wrote:Well, most of the "collectors" range of imperial guard (not the SL) especially this guy:
some daemon models
biovores
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The Dreadnote wrote:Just 'cause it's slightly phallic doesn't make it a bad sculpt.
True, but just because it's a good sculpt doesn't make it a great miniature.
Thinking about it, I'd quite like to see the Nids heading more in this direction and developing more Freudian appendages.
It looked nothing like a phallus. It still doesn't. The guy I posted, however...
That is the strangest weapon I have seen yet from the 40k line I think. It almost looks like a sex toy. Great sculpt GW
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Nurgleboy77 wrote "Callum officially WINS!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/16 15:09:06
Subject: Re:Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Stitch Counter
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To be honest, I think I could name pretty much any LotR elf that Gary Morley got his misbegotten hands on. However saying as we are on the subject of pseudo-phalli, I think this one will serve the purpose best: It is *supposed* to be a beautiful female elf playing a foot. Due to the goggle-eyed sculptor's cack-handedness and general lack of awareness of anatomy and musical instruments however, it looks more like a fugly trannie grasping and blowing the pink oboe...
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Cheers
Paul |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/16 15:41:03
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Well *she* doesn't certainly look female at close look.
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Win/Draw/Lost statics
Space Orks: 11/1/1
Space Marines: 10/2/5
Lizardmen: 8/2/3
High Elves: 13/2/2 and one tournament victory!
Dark Eldar: 1/0/0 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 00:29:08
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Mysterious Techpriest
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A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED.
Silly goggles, pointy moustache, and an ATROCIOUSLY static pose. Plus, his weapon looks like a water pistol.
Is this a joke? It looks like its forelegs should end in little sets of wheels.
The GW site claims that Daemonettes are possessed of "hypnotic glamour".... those chicks are fragging ugly. Is GW just incapable of doing anything sexy?
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 00:55:07
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Owain wrote:
The GW site claims that Daemonettes are possessed of " hypnotic glamour".... those chicks are fragging ugly. Is GW just incapable of doing anything sexy?
You shouldnt be surprised though , GW could very well have extremely low to no standards when it comes to females.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 01:12:39
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Dangerous Leadbelcher
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dark eldar and basic catachans
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"evil prospers when good men do nothing"
Nelson Mandela
skaven
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 01:34:09
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LunaHound wrote:Owain wrote:
The GW site claims that Daemonettes are possessed of " hypnotic glamour".... those chicks are fragging ugly. Is GW just incapable of doing anything sexy?
You shouldnt be surprised though , GW could very well have extremely low to no standards when it comes to females.
Lmao so true, as do we gamers :(
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Nurgleboy77 wrote "Callum officially WINS!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 01:45:35
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Furious Raptor
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Callum wrote:LunaHound wrote:Owain wrote:
The GW site claims that Daemonettes are possessed of " hypnotic glamour".... those chicks are fragging ugly. Is GW just incapable of doing anything sexy?
You shouldnt be surprised though , GW could very well have extremely low to no standards when it comes to females.
Lmao so true, as do we gamers :(
I SOOO crave pale-skinned incarnations of chaos complete with crab-claws to rip ur THING and WRINKLIY skin...and sometimes bald...and FUGLLYYYY...
Dammit! Why can't they do sculpts of Lara Croft?! °_°
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We are invincible for we are Legion! - some nutty cyborg
This!Is!Sparta! - some crazed spartan
Stop!Shouting!For!Everything!Gaaargh! -some guy with a headache |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 08:34:58
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Turbo10k wrote:Dammit! Why can't they do sculpts of Lara Croft?! °_°
Don't worry sir, the internet will cater to your needs.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 12:26:42
Subject: Worst GW miniatures currently in production
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Owain wrote:A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED.
Silly goggles, pointy moustache, and an ATROCIOUSLY static pose. Plus, his weapon looks like a water pistol.
In fairness, Al'Rahem is hardly a new challenger - he's been around since what, '94/5?
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Gamgee on Tau Players wrote:we all kill cats and sell our own families to the devil and eat live puppies.
Kanluwen wrote:This is, emphatically, why I will continue suggesting nuking Guard and starting over again. It's a legacy army that needs to be rebooted with a new focal point.
Confirmation of why no-one should listen to Kanluwen when it comes to the IG - he doesn't want the IG, he want's Kan's New Model Army...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 12:36:11
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Tunneling Trygon
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And I don't think anything is wrong with the Tyrant Guard
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 20:15:55
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Calculating Commissar
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Tim the Biovore wrote:And I don't think anything is wrong with the Tyrant Guard
You mean except for the part where it looks like a biovore with a weight problem?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/17 20:23:54
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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The problem I have with Tyrant Guard is that they look far too small to do their job- defending a huge monster from attack. I preferred the older Tyrant Guard models with the shield and lash whips  (not that those were particularly great-looking either though).
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Blood Angels 2nd/5th Company (5,400+)
The Wraithkind (4,100+) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/18 00:19:19
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Stealthy Dark Angels Scout with Shotgun
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the venerable dreadnoughts are impossible to put together, as well as necron wraiths, and zoanthropes.
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