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Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Why do i double post so often? it must have something to do with my laggy internet

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Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Coc0 approached gregersen angrily and shouted to him: "You fools! It is thanks to you that the imperium is in downfall! We are space marines! We fear no evil for we are fear incarnate! You shouldn't give in to the bloodshed! What kind of honour is there in mindlessly slaughtering your enemy?! Being a space marine is about having courage, not just having the ability to cut your foe in pieces! You are a shame to the astartes! It is that me and my pilot are wounded, otherwise I'd just leave you to fall to the ruinous powers right here!"
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Lord Maverick turned to his aide.

"Deploy the Tunnelers."

Deep within the planet's surface, a chamber of pods erupted into life. A full Thrustanid hive, frozen cryogenically, and stored in pods started to move. Their bodies re-animating and preparing to move. The tunnelers struck into life, and began to bore towards the surface.

On reaching the surface, the pods broke the ground all around gregersen's men. Many space wolves were torn apart by the grinding gears of the tunneling mechanisms, but that was not the worst of the casualties.

Suddenly, the hatch doors blew open, the explosive bolts catapulting the hatches into the air. Then, a swarm of Thrustanids leapt out of the pods, and tore into the space wolves.

The space wolf army was decimated, many brave warriors falling at the hands and claws of the thrustanids. And then, the 'nids launched a spidersweb of sorts at gregersen and his remaining men, and captured them in it's grasp.

Then the warrior began to walk, walk away towards the citadel to the north, where Lord Maverick awaited his audience.


(OOC - checkmate. Don't try to escape - I have something ridiculously awesome planned for you and I, so stay in the net while I write it )

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

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Made in gb
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001

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Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

Mozzyfuzzy had grown impatient (not that as a chaos lord he was patient in the first place-> leaping into a cargobay with the ship a good distance away) The ritual was taking too long. He wanted those reinforcements and he wanted them now. How could he fight a battle when he had no army to engage the enemy with?

He turned his microbead on " Maverick I'm going to make this clear, I take orders from you and only you, anyone else tries to give me orders then I will take their head (still attached to their body) and stick it where the sun don't shine, ARE WE CLEAR?"

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Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick was startled. The pelvic force was strong with this one.

"Moz, I have sent the 42nd Elysian regiment to your position. Take the 42nd, and wreak what havoc you see fit."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

"I will accept your offer, but my sorcerer has just finished the final preperations and is about to open a bigger and more stable warprift, allowing the rest of my forces to pour through, along with some assistance from my patron God"

The air crackled around him, A swirling vortex opened as he turned round. Mozzyfuzzy let out a joyfull laugh,as the first of many Chaos Space Marines strode purpusfully through.

"welcome my brothers, the battle here is a good one, there are many souls to offer up to our God"


Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





double post

This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2010/07/13 18:20:34


 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





(What is wrong with my pc? it keeps double posting everything, lemme reboot it)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/13 18:20:08


 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





(OOC - scrap that bringing us to him part, was a bad idea of me. Just use the viciously awesome thing you were planning)
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Lord Maverick was seated in his chair, facing the wall-map. The bunker doors opened, and the sound of footsteps down the corridor could be heard. The footsteps halted, and a deep, rough voice spoke.

"Warmaster, the captives have been brought here, as you requested."

Maverick turned in his chair. Gregersen and Coc0 were infront of him, trapped between two stasis fields, so they could not escape, nor attack him.

"Gentlemen. I suppose you are wondering why I brought you here."

Coc0 spoke.

"What is it, Maverick? Why do you prolong our inevitable deaths at your hand?"

"I do not intend to harm either of you. If you both listen carefully, you shall both leave this fortress very much alive."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





"Why would I, a son of Dorn, ever listen to such a filthy heretic as you?" coc0 replied
   
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Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

A cruel smile played on the edges of Maverick's mouth.

"Firstly, gentlemen, I offer you the chance to join us. I know however, that you shall not accept the offer, so I shall carry on."

He turned to the screen, where a planet was visible.

"Recently, we learned the co-ordinates of the bastion-planet where Shas'O Vera is being kept. You, as loyalist members, will travel to this world, and carry a message directly to the hands of Commissar Nikev."

He turned to face them.

"Alternatively, you can die right here, right now."

He unsheathed his phase sword, and pointed it at the two unarmed, and unarmoured, captives.

"Well, gentlemen? What shall it be?"

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

"Because" roared mozzyfuzzy as he burst into the room... took a quick look around " oh damn, to late to tell him why he should listen, because you've already told him Maverick". Then Mozzyfuzzy stormed out muttering to himself as he went.

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Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





"I shall bring the message to him. But only if you return all my equipment to me and get my pilot a medic. Also i want one of your escort craft to take me there. But it shall be under my command."
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Lord Maverick toyed with the idea.

"Commander, I shall provide you with a light cruiser. I shall have the guns removed - I don't want you making an escape. Your pilot is in our Medicae Facility, and we shall keep him as collateral. Any loss of contact, or breach of agreement, and he shall fall at my hand. Gregersen shall remain in my control room as a barter chip also."

Maverick turned to the Colonel who had brought them in.

"Colonel. Take this man to Escort Vessel 3-4. Have the crew start it up, and this man is in command from there on in. If he tries any funny business, blow the cruiser. Understood?"

"Yes Lord."

"Commander, here is your message."

Maverick handed Coc0 a DataSlate with a fingerprint scanner.

"Only Nikev can open it. Any tampering, and I will be alerted, at which point, your pilot shall cease to be. Colonel, get this man moving. Trooper, send Coc0's equipment to the ship."

Lord Maverick turned to the screen.

"You are wasting time, Commander."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

Mozzyfuzzy strode back into the room

"My Lord, would you like me to escort the prisoner to his ship?"

Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Coc0 walked to the shuttle that would bring him to the cruiser. He was escorted by two angels enthrusting in terminator armour that made sure he wouldn't try anything funny.

"You fools!" He said to them "You are space marines. You should trust the emperor and not thrust him! I wish i could just call you misguided, but you are just idiotic! Idiotic heretical fools! We will blow you off the face of the universe."

The response by the terminators to this was the left terminator smacking him in the head with his deactivated powerfist. Coc0 grumbled and walked on.
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick turned to Moz.

"Go with him to this world."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Coc0 activated his microbead and spoke to maverick:

"Maverick, this is coc0. Even though you are a heretical scumbag and i would not prefer any contact with you. I have a small issue. You say it is a fortress world. As soon as this thruster bucket of bolts appear from the warp it will become a lance magnet for any ship in orbit. What should i do about this?"
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick gave a short reply.

"Commander Coc0, that's your problem now."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





"Fine then, i hope we meet again at the right side of the emperor, warmaster." He replied, somewhat impressed by the tactical genius that maverick was.

Suddenly he wondered. There were no fleets at all in orbit, and this one he had never seen. It must have gotten here unnoticed.

But, that would take some sort of tactical geniu-

"MAVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
   
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Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Little known fact about Maverick #14;

"He taught Creed everything he knows."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
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Ferocious Blood Claw




USA

Alone, captured, stripped of his armour, and dishonored, the beast inside of Gregersen raged, these fools, they knew not the fury of the Sons of Russ, he had not earned his title as "The Fang" by cowering from his enemies, these fools, he laughed at them, a thunderous booming laugh, looking at the guards of his stasis cell, he smiled showing his fangs. He would escape he would wait for the chance to strike, but not now, not at his weakest, his forces would soon assault the city then there would be plenty of time to rip that fool Maveriks' heart out, for now he would wait.

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Take life by its throat and bend it to your will, or rip it assunder. Or just be a right pathetic b*sta*d .  
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





As the ship pulled out of the warp at the fortress world coc0 was dazzled. It was a world of the tau empire! Before any shot was fired he activated the ships vox and contacted the nearest patrol ship: "This is ph coc0, do not shoot. I have come with a message for Nikev."
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Gregersen wrote:Alone, captured, stripped of his armour, and dishonored, the beast inside of Gregersen raged, these fools, they knew not the fury of the Sns of Russ, he had not earned his title as "The Fang" by coering from his enemies, these fools, he laughed at them, a thunderous booming laugh, looking at the guards of his cell, he smiled showing his fangs, the guards were quizical as of why he was smiling, the angels enthursting, two of them came into his cell, one lifted up Gregersen up be is mane of gray hair, "What are you smiling at, you loyalist dog?" said one not hoding hime up. Looking the Enthruster guards in the eye, he cowed them, "Im looking at dead men, as of right now, he growled so menacingly that the angel holding hime by the hair dropped him, a mistake, releasing the wolf within, he broke the meager chains meant for normal men, and sank his fangs into one throat, while at the same moment tearing the chainsword from his victims scalbard. He cleaved through the opposite SM's head with a speed born of neccesity. Kneeling over, the still gasping guard, whose throat was completely ripped out he smiled, reaching for the guards microbead he left with it, "Now to find my weapons and armour, then Maverick will pay, i will hunt him, and make him my dog on the edge of a leash." Gregersen said to himself.

Using his sense of smell, he found his equipment in a locker. Now its time to hunt.


...you're trapped between stasis fields. you're not getting out. wait it out, I have awesome plans for you, don't worry.

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Coc0loc0 wrote:As the ship pulled out of the warp at the fortress world coc0 was dazzled. It was a world of the tau empire! Before any shot was fired he activated the ships vox and contacted the nearest patrol ship: "This is ph coc0, do not shoot. I have come with a message for Nikev."


OI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its not a tau world!!!!!!!!!!This world is a mixture of all races.....I only introduced one council member.....you'll see as I weave more of the web of fate.


I hate you Maverick.....just saying....no one was supposed to come here. *sigh* curses...this mucks up the things I had not planned.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

They had been walking for a few minutes now, all around were shops that were selling useless and somewhat useful things. The merchants were not staying to their usual routine though, they usually run up and block the paths of travelers and try to 'persuade' them into buying one of their items. Seeing the counsel member, the merchants all kept back to their stalls.

"So boy," the Ancient one began, "I would like to tell you a story, this is the story of how together we are unstoppable but alone, we are nothing but a danger for our loved ones.The Story begins with 2 wolves, they had a small batch, and this batch grew to be a powerful batch of wolves. When the batch was old enough, the formed a pack. The pack was one of the most powerful pack for a very long time due to their ability to work together and assess situations and adapt. Although, there was one wolf who was always trying to be different than the others. He would go out and attempt to hunt on his own. Being a pack, they usually discussed they're prey as they stalked it in the darkness. They always made sure there were no surprises to be had. But one night, when the pack was asleep, he decided to try and hunt again. This night seemed to be his lucky night. For when he was searching, he came upon a wounded bear. The bear was barely moving it was so wounded. So with this, the Wolf though no more and lept into action to claim the kill. As the wolf neared the bear, 3 more bears lept from behind cover and came after the lone wolf. The wounded bear, being a master of deception, lept up and joined his brothers in going after the wolf. Jumping and weaving through their strikes, the wolf was wounded. Scared and injured, the wolf ran back to his pack in hopes of help. Upon making it back to their cave, he began telling the story when the bears appeared at the mouth of the cave, roaring and sharpening their claws on the rocks. Cornered and Overpowered, the Wolves could do nothing as the bears closed in on them."

Looking up Nikev was surprised to see that they were at the foot of the Citadel."SIR!" Bantine announced suddenly,"There is a message, a Thruster ship has entered space but it bears no weapons. It has been captured and forced to land. The Captin, sir the Captain is Coc0loc0". "Wha- What?" Nikev said."Go dear boy" the Ancient one said, "We aren't going to begin without you. We will simply, Talk to our friend here.". "Thank you Ancient one" NIkev said turning to leave, "Fox, stay with him, I will go greet our dear friend." Nikev began running as fast as possible with his band behind him.

Reaching the Hanger, Nikev jogged up to Coc0 "How? How? did you get here, and how did you find this place?" Nikev asked as he greeted the Ultramarine.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in ca
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

(OOC-it's getting hard for me to think of anything interesting, So prepare yourselves for the: THE DEATH OF MUNCH!)

Stranded, bloody, exhausted. These were just a few of the words to describe Farseer Munch. The space wolves had found him as he tried to sneak into the camp. Unfortunatley, their enhanced senses had him found out.
At last, he thought, it is time to join my brothers.
Screaming, he charged into the space wolves pack, the fallen striking scorpion's chainsword tearing into the dogs. A lucky blow landed on Munch, breaking quite a few bones and forcing him on his knees. With a cry, he slumped to the ground. With his purpose to kill as many as he could, he started gathering a magical ball of energy.
"What do you have to say, Eldar pansy?"
"Just one thing furry: Do all dogs go to heaven?"
And with that, he released his energy ball, killing himself and the Space wolves pack in a powerful blast that lit up the night sky. And for once since this war had started, all was silent.

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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





"I will tell you all about how i got here later, for that is a long story." CRIMSON FISTS captain coc0 said to Nikev "For now, commissar, all i have for you is this dataslate. It contains a message."
   
 
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