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2015/06/03 17:00:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Drops off stool to find suitable nap spot]
[Can't reach steps on own tank] Fffff...
[Can't reach seat of armchair without falling off adorably] Fffff...
[Sits under table and twiddles thumbs] [Notices sparks starting to build up] ...?!
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2015/06/03 17:18:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Tank? Where?!
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2015/06/03 17:21:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hmmm....
*Looks towards Crisis Suit's battery compartment*
*Looks towards BC*
!!!
*Stuffs a pillow inside the compartment, leaving the plugs exposed*
So how do you transfer electricity again?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/03 17:22:25
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/03 17:33:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I think it comes out when it's just built up too much...
Or when I'm excited, alarmed or irritated... [Flicks open Pokedex]
Or apparently when small school children shout at me..? [Looks around]
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2015/06/03 17:39:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Hands verviedi a metallic and clear device with a odd bright blue energy glow. "Here, try this it ought to fit that compartment leads better than static discharge"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/03 18:17:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait, you weren't actually thinking of-
..!
[Points at Verviedi] When I work out how, I'm going to bloody zap you, so bloody hard.
You'll... have the numbest leg you've ever experienced? [sigh] [Sparks continue building]
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2015/06/03 18:31:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sounds excellent. This room's electricity supply is too weak to consume.
Hmmm....
*Slots device into the Battlesuit and test-fires Plasma Rifle*
*Rifle blows a 5-metre hole in the wall*
How was this created?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/03 18:33:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:Wait, you weren't actually thinking of-
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[Points at Verviedi] When I work out how, I'm going to bloody zap you, so bloody hard.
You'll... have the numbest leg you've ever experienced? [sigh] [Sparks continue building]
I"it is in his hard wiring as a tech priest, so you really can't blame him." Holds up device, "This I whipped up while working out the warp field generator he wanted replaced." "It is a Moebial-looping Quantum ZPM, a much better and long lasting power source as it replenishes itself."
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/03 20:03:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Huh. I think I've got the hang of it!
[Fires thunder-bolt and blows out nearby light socket] Crap! I'm so sorry... [tries again and hits toaster] [toaster pings out toast]
[Takes aim at Verviedi] I'm a commissar, not a bloody Duracell!
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2015/06/03 20:10:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Humming*
*Picks pillow off from floor and throws it into the corner*
*Continues humming*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/03 20:16:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Wait, is there a fight starting here?
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/06/03 20:18:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I am cleaning for absolutely no reason. No reason at all.
*Deactivates all drones and stuffs them in a closet*
*Grabs broom and frantically sweeps*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/03 20:18:50
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/03 20:52:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...? [Pauses and watches]
[Shrugs] [Zaps Verviedi on whatever passes for an Ad mech rear end]
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2015/06/03 20:59:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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1 1 1 that action was not acceptable but that does not matter right now...
*Slams and locks door to office*
*Doorbell rings*
(Muffled)
Ordo Malleus, open up!
Oh COG, they're here already...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/06/03 21:00:36
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/03 21:14:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Stands up and opens the door*
Hi how are all of you? The hereitics are right in here...
You should call the ordo Xenos to cause there are a couple of those little buggers in here...
*Looks at Verviedi and puts up both middle fingers*
Wub-a-dub-dub-DUB!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/03 21:23:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, feth.
This... Isn't what it looks like?
Damnit zombiekilla, after we tried to rescue you (albeit ineffectively), too..
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2015/06/03 21:41:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Static*
*Turns into a potted plant*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/03 21:59:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Sees the harsh looking types, and slides through the floor intangibly
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/03 22:23:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Oh, for feths sake.
*jumps back into Y’vahra and rockets into the air via the ceiling*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/03 22:31:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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OOC: Is a pacifist, as if he gets riled into fighting, not much is left
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/03 23:38:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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What kind of potted plant?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/03 23:48:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Shhhh! The Inquisition is here!
I am currently a lilac bush.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/03 23:48:17
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 00:40:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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And Dragon is phased into the ground under the floor
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/04 00:57:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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And I'm flying!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/04 10:11:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stands up] Woo, knees and legs! [Flops in armchair] Ahh...
Oh right, the Inquisition. Crap.
Oh, hello... Toast, anyone? [Holds up breakfast tray]
[Tray is blasted out of hands] No? Was it the marmite? Most uncouth.
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2015/06/04 10:37:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hello, Inquisition?
There's absolutely no daemons, heretics or xenos in this room right now! Feel free to leave whenever you want. I hear right now is a good time. There is some celebratory cake on the table if you need some incentive to listen...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 11:23:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yes, you should listen to the pot plant and the Commissar with little hearts on his uniform. Not the glittery Astartes with blatant alcohol on his breath.
[Crashing]
[Tucks feet up onto armchair as plate rolls past, inexplicably on fire]
Verviedi, I don't think they liked your cake...
No, no, I'm fine over here thank you, I don't need any new friends. You stay over there...
...Fine. [Hugs nearest inquisitor] You brought this entirely on yourself.
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2015/06/04 11:50:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Grins] [Discharges remaining electricity into new hug-buddy] [Watches them twitch, drop and smoke]
Well there's one less. [Steps over corpse] [Looks for somewhere else to nap]
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2015/06/04 11:51:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Zap-zap!
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2015/06/04 12:10:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Good morning.
OOC: playing 40K today. Who will win?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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