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**snurl**

No wish. You are forced to star in the next chipmonk movie. As their love interest.

I wish no more bad movies are ever made.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - I remove your ability to form an opinion. Now you no longer judge movies as 'bad'... or 'good'.
They are all just movies to you now.

I wish I could make an invention no one had thought of before.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but it turns you into a llama in the process.

I wish to own Llama PredaKhaine.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but as Llamas are quite stupid he accidentally triggers the invention on you. Now you are both llamas.

I wish I was a Puma, so I could eat those llamas.

**snurl**

Granted. You are a Puma and you eat the LLamas. Then you get a horrible gut ache from eating tainted llama meat.
I wish to find Hamunaptra.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you find hamunaptra. Roughly 4 seconds later, you are chased away by armies of the undead and you unlease a new apocalypse on the world.

I wish that if you eat me, you become me.

**snurl**

Granted. But you have a foul taste, so..........

I wish to be able to outrun Mummies and zombies.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you can outrun then. The tide of mummies and zombies engulfs continents, so where can you run to?

I wish I'd prepared for this zombie apocalypse by putting all my money into canned food and shotguns.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but you eat one of the cans of food to make sure it is safe, and become a zombiel.

I wish I knew what a zombiel is.

**snurl**

Granted. You become a zombiel. Now you know.

I wish for a bigger shotgun.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. Now you have a large, unwieldy and therefore useless shotgun.

I wish I was a shogun.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you are however assassinated the next day before you even get to benefit from your Shogun prestige.

I wish I was your luckier successor.

**snurl**

Granted. But before you can enjoy your Shogunship, Oda Nabunga shoots you with a shotgun.

I wish for more ambition.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. You have a metric feth-ton of ambition, but no means to execute your goals.

I wish for power.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - I plug you into the mains.
Toasty!

I wish for a disco ball with which to bamboozle DiscoSpider while I escape

**snurl**

Granted. You have a Disco ball, but its dark and you can't use it. Meanwhile DiscoSpider destroys you with his deadly Llama-Ninjas.

I wish for more screen time.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. 500 TV's stuck at the clock setting are delivered to your door.

I wish for CaptainSparklez not to do Feed the Beast for his next modded survival

**snurl**

Granted. Instead he does Twilight for his next mod. Enjoy the sparkles.

I wish the skunks would stop coming back.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, Now the skunks stay permanently.

I wish Amazon would actually get their **** in gear and send me my stuff.

**snurl**

Granted. They send your stuff and everyone else's.
Have fun sorting it out before everyone shows up looking for their stuff.

I wish dinner was free.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. Now go to the dumpster free of charge.

I wish for skills in converting

**snurl**

Granted. You convert to Islam, Hinduism, and Rastasafarism all in the same day. And you become a chamelion.
I wish for some plaid paint.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, I'll put it next to the sky hooks for you.

I wish someone would go and get a long weight.

**snurl**

Granted. Its not a long wait for your long weight to be dropped on your head.

I wish cats spoke english.

**blood guard26**

granted. and Humans speak cat.

I wish I could eradicate the feeling of boredom from the range of human emotions.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. Now you're never bored. You waste the rest of you're life watching paint dry.

I wish I could mess up peoples distance perspective so I could look massive from a distance and walk up and get smaller.

**snurl**

Granted. Then people keep trying to squash you like a bug when you get too close.

I wish for speedy service.

**riverhawks32**

Granted, it is so fast, quality tanks.

I wish to understand the current up and coming generations.

**snurl**

Granted. But the info is more than you can bear, and you wind up gibbering under a stairs while people walk by and try to ignore you.

I wish for quality.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. Poor quality.

I wish for time to sleep.