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**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. You are dead.

I wish we could have nice things.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but people keep stealing them. Including your sex. Don't ask how, they just do it.

I wish I was the one stealing his nice things.

**snurl**

Granted. Then in a rare moment of clarity, you realise the foul evil deeds you have done, and are filled with remorse. Before you can return the stolen items and make atonement, an angry mob lynches you from a nearby tree and pelts you with rocks as you kick and hang.
I wish blue styrofoam was cheaper.

**black templar**

Granted. But it becomes so cheap everybody buys it out of every shop....apart from you.

I wish for a working gameboy.

**Decio**

Granted. He works long past midnight writing reports so you can afford to keep living.

I wish I could cook pasta.

**Ifepy**

As you're wish is granted you frantically put the pasta into the pot. When you start to boil the water, you hear cries of daemons in your mind. You go to your knees, begging that the voices stop, but alas they do not. The pasta you began to cook becomes alive and slithers out of the pot entangling you. You continue to kick and scream but the pasta does not give. Finally you accept your fate as the rest of the pasta crawls into your mouth and infests your body... possessing you. muwhahahahah

i wish i was on the plane home for leave with my laptop playing dawn of war 2 and with an icecream.

**TheCustomLime**

Granted but the plane is filled with screaming kids. The one behind you is kicking your chair. Your computer has no audio and your ice cream is some strange toothpaste flavor.

I wish I had a better gaming computer.

**snurl**

Granted. But the only game it plays is Pong.

I wish for a shade tree.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. It collapses on you as soon as you start enjoying the shade.

I wish that your wish wasn't granted.

**snurl**

Granted. Now i can mow the lawn without sunburn. Thanks.
I wish the Disco Spider gets one million dollars.

**zman111**

Granted, but its stolen money & the police are after it,

i wish today wasnt such a terrable day (R.I.P- my computer mouse)

**Grey Templar**

Granted, its boringly meh. You are driven insane by the boredom.

I wish I wasn't bored.

**Malcador**

Granted. Aliens enslave all humans in a week.

I wish for a wraithknight.

**Selym**

Granted. It is, however, real. It kills everyone.

I wish to end this wish with a small dot.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. That really didn't accomplish anything.

I wish for a great school year.

**Selym**

Granted. For the Neo-Nazis. They have now educated the world into their beliefs. Thanks for that.

I wish to wish to wish to wish....

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you have discovered echo's.

I wish for another holiday

**Selym**

Granted. A holiday in hell. It's hot, and there are naked people everywhere, but you never really enjoy anything.

I wish to complete this sent-

**snurl**

Granted. In your mind its complete. Anyone else who reads it says WTF then walks away shaking their heads.
I wish I knew a witch.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, here name is Ursula. By the way, your knew name is Ariel.

I wish Halloween was a good game.

**snurl**

Granted. Halloween is the best game ever. But you don't know how to play it.

I wish Halloween would hurry up and arrive.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but you fell asleep and have to wait till next year.

I wish Canada wasn't here anymore.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - Now canada is over there.

I wish I knew GW's release schedule.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. It's over there

I wish for moar lootas

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. Large, 7ft. Lootas barge into your your room and eviscerate you with their Deffguns for being un-Orky.

I wish I wasn't such a spaz.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. You are no longer a spaz, you are a grade a Nimrod

I wish for Bill Amend to out retirement

**snurl**

Granted. He comes out of retirement and gets a job selling snow cones in the park.

I wish for more painting time.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. Now you're in prison.

I wish for more.

**snurl**

Granted. You get More, by Pink Floyd. On an 8-track cartridge.
I wish the chipmonks would stay out of my garage.

**blood guard26**

granted, instead they make another TERRIBLE movie.