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**PredaKhaine**

TheDiscoSpider wrote:
Granted. It runs you over.

I wish for barhah.

Granted - however, due to me not knowing what barhah is, you instead get baharroth - the swooping hawk phoenix lord. He sucks.

I wish for TheDiscoSpider to live in a disco bath.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. It's a disco bubble bath filled with smokin' hot ladies.

I wish for all to spread the word of barhah.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/522265.page

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone spreads the word but its all in zombie language and is widely ignored and dismissed.
I wish for a bigger chainsaw.

**Selym**

Granted. it is, however in place of your manhood. Enjoy trying to pleasure yourself.

I wish to be happy.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. you are happy for one second. then you become miserable for the rest of your sad pathetic life.

I wish for power! Unlimited power!

**Selym**

Granted. Infinite volts pass through your body every second, causing you to be permanently in agony. On the plus side, we now have a renewable source of energy.

I wish to have free electricity.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. your electricity is now free. It goes hiking though canada with my power.

I wish for Legos

**snurl**

Granted. You get a truckload of Lego - all duplicates of the same useless block that is only used for one specific model.
I wish for greenstuff

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you get a truck full of used greenstuff.

I wish I had another unit of Vengers.

**blood guard26**

Granted, they replace your old unit of vengers.

I wish for invulnerability

**snurl**

Granted. You are invulnerable. Then you find yourself buried alive.
I wish for a fun holiday.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. It's fun for everyone except you.

I wish for a magic lamp

**snurl**

Granted. It lights up the whole neighborhood whenever you dont want it to. Magically.

I wish for zoats and fimir.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. They cost $1,000 dollars for a box of three.

I wish for 22 experience points.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, they are however only usable in the "funny dance" skill category.

I wish my clippers weren't chipped.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, your clippers are perfectly sharp. So sharp are they that you cut yourself looking at them and then drop them. They proceed to cut a path to the earths core, and melt.

I wish to live in the alternate reality where Matt Ward was basically the God-Emperor of Games workshop, and all the prices are fair.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. It's Matt Ward. That is all.

I wish I my temper wasn't so bad.

**snurl**

Granted. You are now a sheep. But you still have a baad temper.
I wish to get a lot done today.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you get a lot done. It wasn't what you wanted to get done, but you have still done a lot.

I wish I could unsee that pun

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted you now unsee everything as you are blind.

I wish I liked coffee

**Sinful Hero**

Granted, you like it so much you become addicted.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on wheat bread, with spinach leaves, pickles, tomatoes, and mustard.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. You get a raw turkey sandwich on moldy wheat bread,
with Popeye's chewed spinich leaves, extremely sour pickles, rotten tomatoes, and spicy mustard.

I wish for riches.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. You inherit $0.01 in riches.

I wish for more time.

**Selym**

Granted, you now have some more Thyme to cook with.

I wish for the next poster to get something nice.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted, I get everything you have, and you live the rest of your life poor and destitute.
I wish I had somewhere to put all this stuff...
(Edited for grammar)

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. You have somewhere to put all this stuff. but you have no idea where this 'Somewhere' is.

I wish for moar dakka.

**snurl**

Granted. Servo skulls surround you and loudly announce and read every single post on Dakka as it happens for the rest of time.

I wish for more free blue styrofoam.

**Selym**

Granted. It fills your lungs, and you die horribly.

I wish for everyone to be happy, myself included.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted, draconian laws are passed forcing everyone to be happy, all of the time. It's a crime punishable by death to frown.
I wish I was the last person to post in this thread.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. Jason Fox launches his plan and send The Darth Jason Computer Virus into the internet destroying it completely.
You were the last person to post in this thread.

I wish the world was a better place.