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2013/05/18 17:28:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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I wish Selym had a wish.
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 13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts  Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/18 17:33:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted.
I wish TheDiscoSpider was flushed down a drain 
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2013/05/18 17:46:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. The drain is a portal to a dimension that fulfills all its denizens' desires and aspirations.
I wish to thank Selym for that wish.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/18 23:18:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, you thank him by become his slave.
I wish Durara Drrrrr! wasn't real.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/19 15:15:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It is not real. But you believe it is, and you are institutionalized as a result.
I wish for some king crab legs.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/05/19 15:51:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, you face the mighty legs of KING CRAB! Master of the Oceans! Lord of the Sea! And watch as he strides away from your puny existence to live a glorious life of adventure at the bottom of the ocean floor...
I wish Gencon would get here sooner.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm  (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team  (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow  (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/19 15:53:46
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, it gets here and is gone in the blink of an eye. You missed it.
I want Blood for the Blood God!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/19 20:41:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You offer up your own blood to Khorne.
I wish that this wish wasn't granted.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/20 14:34:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - the blood is turned into black pudding instead. Khorn is angry as it is an alternative breakfast to khorneflakes.
Rage ensues.
I wish for white dwarf to be good this month.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/05/20 15:00:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, it's good for wiping paper.
Wish I didn't have to work today.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/20 15:20:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. You are dead
I wish for Bill Amend (Foxtrot) to start making dailies again.
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2013/05/20 17:45:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but he's immediately sued by GW for copyright infringement.
I wish I had a new kitten.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/20 17:58:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, unfortunately I eat it. Delicious kitten, num num num!
I wish I had a bulldozer.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/05/20 18:48:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. It materializes above you and crushes you to death.
I wish for the power to teleport anywhere I want.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/20 19:31:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But you can never be sure just when it will work. You wind up teleporting in front of a passing bus.
I wish the chipmonks had not moved into my garage.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/21 10:24:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted, they moved into your bedroom.
i wish to be God.
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2013/05/21 22:01:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are Selym, the God of disposeable diapers. None can abide you for long.
I wish for the old days.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/22 02:50:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, you get he old days and the old plagues.
I wish for a Wraithknight.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/22 11:52:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. A wraithknight magically appears before your eyes but at the same time, a wraithknight disappears from GW's warehouse. By the same magical powers that granted your wish, GW gains knowledge of your identity. They then ban you from purchasing anything GW related from anywhere and also take away your entire collection, including your newly found wraithknight.
I wish my trading on tf2 can get to the point where it can reasonably supplement my wealth.
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2013/05/23 00:39:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Then they pull the plug on the servers in preparation for Team Fortress III and you are left with nothing.
I wish for a new summer project.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/23 00:43:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ferocious Blood Claw
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I agree with the first one about Firefly. In addition i wish that the execs who cancelled Firefly were tied down to a fire ant hill in the birthday suit with sugar water poured over there un mentionables!
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2013/05/23 10:43:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. They are invincible. They break their bonds and walk away calmly.
I wish for a new computer.
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2013/05/23 10:57:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - Say hi to Hal.
I wish my phone had a longer battery life than 6 hours.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/05/23 20:16:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, it has a built in nuclear core, powering it virtually forever. It is also highly radioactive.
I wish aliens were friendly.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/23 20:19:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, they are very VERY friendly. Touchy feely friendly. You are mentally scarred for life.
I wish I had some chicken.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/23 21:23:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. You are eaten by the 40-foot-chicken of Henhurtchu.
I wish for fish to appear on my fish dish.
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2013/05/23 21:52:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terrifying Doombull
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Granted, you get delicious fish in your fish dish
I wish I was a better man
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2013/05/23 21:53:34
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are better. Sadly, better is still terrible
I wish I had some armor.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/23 22:55:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a rusty greathelm stuck on your head. It weighs a lot and smells of dead fish, and the visor is rusted shut.
I wish to go to fort Benning and see the Tiger run.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/24 11:14:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. It runs you over.
I wish for barhah.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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