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Let's all get creative and think of great new ways of destroying the world. Be it destroying enviornments, killing all life, or just blowing the whole thing up. Think it up, post it and have fun explaining it. I'll post mine shortly.

the first person to submit 'zombie apocolypse' will be nuked buy me. Remember, being nuked is a bad thing.

Sorry I have to


Zombie Apocalypse

I'm sticking with invasion by weaponised animals on drugs.

Johnny-Crass wrote:Sorry I have to


Zombie Apocalypse

LOL, I knew someone would...
and here you go!



Johnny-Crass has had all the paint sucked off his house and has been given a permanent orange afro.

corpsesarefun wrote:I'm sticking with invasion by weaponised animals on drugs.

What about weaponized zombies?

Frazzled wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:I'm sticking with invasion by weaponised animals on drugs.

What about weaponized zombies?

Frazzled wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:I'm sticking with invasion by weaponised animals on drugs.

What about weaponized zombies?

What about weaponizes zombie Weiner dog zombies. Noone would see them coming....

Global nuclear war over the newest iapple product

nukes are fun. Thats how I will destroy the world, I will just nuke anybody I feel like nuking. Whatdya mean I cant park here... KABOOM!

What do you mean I have to post that in a different thread!?
KABOOM!!!

corpsesarefun wrote:I'm sticking with invasion by weaponised animals on drugs.

I think weaponized zombie animals on drugs is more like it.

*EDIT: I got ninja'd. Kinda sorta*

nukes for every one! Yeay!

alarmingrick wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:I'm sticking with invasion by weaponised animals on drugs.

What about weaponized zombies?

What about weaponizes zombie Weiner dog zombies. Noone would see them coming....

If you smelled their breath you'd already realize they are weaponized...something...

Dachshundskrieg, obviously.

Drop a large explosive in the methane deposits in the pacific to cause a hurricane 5x large than anything on record.

Use explosives to break the hudson bay in canada to release enough fresh water to break the ocean conveyer belt and freeze europe and north america.

Just a quick question...does anyone feel spammed by nukes?

Suicide bombing hydrogen filled chickens!

Use HARP to open up a whole in the atmosphere and sterilise the ground to 100 meters down. It's scary the technology exists to do that.

Plant tactical nukes in the gap between tectonic plate boundaries and set off a chain reaction that will wipe the planet clean with a mile high tsunami.

Anthrax/smallpox/Ebola the place up a bit.

Zombies are pettyy much overated. I'm much more fearful of human survivors of a zombie outbreak. Zombie Zombies though.....

Anyway.

Ebola - A few steps away from the common cold virus - mutate and add in some extra stability under UV light -Viola!

Nuke all accessible supplies of fresh water.

Ditto the majority of land set aside for farming and crop production. maybe release Anthrax spores onto land supporting cattle and livestock for good measure.

We follow the storyline of Terminator (Arnie films). We build a supercomputer to hack into American nukes and blow up Rusdia, who blow up America back. Then We get Spain to destroy France, Greece vs Italy. Germany will fight Australia and we brits will sit back and laigh. All the rest will be destroyed by mega cyborgs who look like Arnie.

Deadshot wrote:We follow the storyline of Terminator (Arnie films). We build a supercomputer to hack into American nukes and blow up Rusdia, who blow up America back. Then We get Spain to destroy France, Greece vs Italy. Germany will fight Australia and we brits will sit back and laigh. All the rest will be destroyed by mega cyborgs who look like Arnie.

You forgot to mention the part about you Britseating yourselves to death, resorting to cannibalism to survive, due to the ensuing nuclear winter killing all food crops and livestock around the world

DeadlySquirrel wrote:Use HARP to open up a whole in the atmosphere and sterilise the ground to 100 meters down. It's scary the technology exists to do that.

Plant tactical nukes in the gap between tectonic plate boundaries and set off a chain reaction that will wipe the planet clean with a mile high tsunami.

Anthrax/smallpox/Ebola the place up a bit.

Whats HARP? yeah I'm a noob...

Dig a deep hole above the big old magma plume under Yellowstone. Place a big old bomb (nuke, MOAB, something of that nature) at the bottom of the hole. Detonate bomb. Say hello to largest volcanic eruption in recorded history with an ash cloud so immense it completely covers the world and blocks out the sun. Say hello now to a new ice age and god knows how long of no sunlight.


I think he meant HAARP not HARP. HAARP means High frequency Active Auroral Research Project which is a study researching the affects of exciting a limited portion of the ionosphere and the magnetosphere to a bit of a lesser extent. Conspiracy theorists claim that it is the cause for several natural disasters.

Have 2000000 people suggest a zombie apocalypse on this thread.
I am sure the world getting nuked 2000000 times is bad for the environment.

CthuluIsSpy wrote:Have 2000000 people suggest a zombie apocalypse on this thread.
I am sure the world getting nuked 2000000 times is bad for the environment.

Most proponents of a zombie apocalypse wouldnt suggest it they demand it!

Thermite Bomb north and south pole and live like Kevin Costner in Water World.

We set a plague of tapid snails on the world.

Deadshot wrote:We set a plague of tapid snails on the world.

Tapid?

Tepid? - barely warm snails?

Rabid. Don't know why I said that.

Alien robotic zombies, with four chainsaws for a face and melta-las-plasma-cannons for hands.

TheRobotLol wrote:Alien robotic zombies, with four chainsaws for a face and melta-las-plasma-cannons for hands.

For only being 1/3 zombie I say he just gets MOAB'd