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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/30 23:00:37
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Mutating Changebringer
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daedalus said:
The theme is Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor, and as such, have decided to take up lasguns in the holy fight against Chaos....
This sounded funny to me, so I decided honor the idea with some artwork!
Maybe someone can come up with a good one-liner?
Don't forget to give me some votes in the gallery!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/01/30 23:01:17
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/30 23:17:23
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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This is such Heretical material that it is unforgivable to just look at it.
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/30 23:30:37
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/30 23:32:30
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity
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I think it's fun - by rights there's got to be some people that lust after the empy, and these would be the embodiment of that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/30 23:36:28
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Mutating Changebringer
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It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.
That may be my next one  . This one only took about 45minutes to sketch so maybe tomorrow I'll have one up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/30 23:37:48
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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This is so gonna be on 1d4chan... Also, rule 34.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 00:20:32
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Mutating Changebringer
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All these views and no votes?!
Come on people! We artists need our egos stroked!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 00:33:19
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
From a den of horrors that scratch behind the veil of time and space.
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Brother Coa wrote:This is such Heretical material that it is unforgivable to just look at it.
Heresy? Probably. But then again, we necrons don't have any preconcieved notions of heresy.
Oh and all you damn kids get off our lawn!
Damn kids today and their....civilizations...
That aside I really like this piece. I also saw your gallery, really nice stuff.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 01:18:18
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Mutating Changebringer
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Thanks, keep up the compliments and I'll keep up the good work
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 01:33:13
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
From a den of horrors that scratch behind the veil of time and space.
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I would like to see you draw Tryzan the Infinite just being a troll.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:11:52
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Nice pic. As far as a caption, can't think of anything that is clean enough for me not to get kicked off these boards.
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javascript:emoticon(' '); 3,000 pointsjavascript:emoticon(' ');
2,000 points
265 point detachment
Imperial Knight detachment: 375
Iron Hands: 1,850
where ever you go, there you are |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:13:16
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Wow. Do Commissar shooting a tank commander for heresy... Lol.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:13:46
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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This thread has more heresy in it than my My little pony army thread.
In the interests of heresy!
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:14:24
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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This thread is EXTRA heretical.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:17:07
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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You should all feel really bad. Shame on all of you. I shall alert the Commissariat at once.
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:28:22
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Nasty Nob
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Daemonette pick-up lines:
"Hey there Space Wolf, come howl with me."
"Hi ork, will you be my burna boy?"
"Space marine devastator, come crack open my tank."
"I know you want my bio-mass, tyranid."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:36:19
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Stormin' Stompa
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Alexzandvar wrote:This thread has more heresy in it than my My little pony army thread.
In the interests of heresy!

Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.
your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.
I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:38:01
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Alexzandvar wrote:This thread has more heresy in it than my My little pony army thread.
In the interests of heresy!

Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.
your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.
I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves
Closet Brony detected.
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:39:36
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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HERESY!
THIS THREAD IS HERESY
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 03:50:33
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.
your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.
I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves
Grrr how dare you like something I don't like! It makes me so mad knowing there is a show for little girls that some adults like too! I could just spew bile from my eyeballs all day if I saw one more colorful horse!
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Check out my Youtube channel!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 04:26:26
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
From a den of horrors that scratch behind the veil of time and space.
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Asherian Command wrote:HERESY!
THIS THREAD IS HERESY

Well time for the 'cron player to skeedaddle before exterminatus comes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 04:37:31
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Stormin' Stompa
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Brother SRM wrote:Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.
your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.
I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves
Grrr how dare you like something I don't like! It makes me so mad knowing there is a show for little girls that some adults like too! I could just spew bile from my eyeballs all day if I saw one more colorful horse!
You too man? I feel the same way
Its because its non stop. I thought it was ok when maybe one kinda funny picture was made every day. Now all I see is pony everything. Its like rule 34 but bad (cant believe I just typed that) while rule 34 usually makes me laugh, seeing everything I hold dear ponified makes me mad. And dont get me started on all the mlp rule 34...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 05:35:53
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Flailing Flagellant
Florida
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"Why the emperor? Well, he's not just most powerful person in the galaxy, despite what the chaos gods might have you believe and power is sexy, as they say. Plus, It'd be absolutely amazing to force those preachy Sisters to call me mom if we end up tieing the knot. Heh heh, daughters of the emperor. Besides, humans might be sexually repressed compared to some of the other races in the galaxy, but if you've never probed their minds you'd have no idea the terrifying beauty their perversions can reach, if only they weren't too scared to reach for them."
"But seriously, The man hasn't gotten in up in 10 thousand years. I take that as a challenge."
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"The hardest part about my job? Love me or hate me my troops can't help but point something at my face."
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"Remember men, don't pull the trigger, squeeze it."
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2000 0/4
1000 waiting to buy more... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 13:53:27
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Kid_Kyoto
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Thank you for posting this, DeffDred. You have made my life more complete.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 13:57:54
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Norn Queen
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"He may be old but trust me, hes got it where it counts  "
This is such Heretical material that it is unforgivable to just look at it.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 13:59:24
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Brother SRM wrote:Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.
your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.
I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves
Grrr how dare you like something I don't like! It makes me so mad knowing there is a show for little girls that some adults like too! I could just spew bile from my eyeballs all day if I saw one more colorful horse!
You too man? I feel the same way
Its because its non stop. I thought it was ok when maybe one kinda funny picture was made every day. Now all I see is pony everything. Its like rule 34 but bad (cant believe I just typed that) while rule 34 usually makes me laugh, seeing everything I hold dear ponified makes me mad. And dont get me started on all the mlp rule 34...
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I like the idea. It's more original than 'It's the Imperial thing, but Chaos.'
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 14:03:01
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I like where this thread is going.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 17:16:16
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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DeffDred wrote:daedalus said:
Maybe someone can come up with a good one-liner?
Don't forget to give me some votes in the gallery!
"Why aren't YOU servicing the Emperor!"
"We love a good long hard fight for the Emperor"
"Get the Big E a Big V" ( V is for viagra)
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WAAAHG!!! until further notice
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 19:29:55
Subject: Re:Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Mutating Changebringer
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It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.
I'll be scanning that one later this afternoon.
I would like to see you draw Tryzan the Infinite just being a troll.
In what way? This one I'll be drawing next.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/31 19:51:50
Subject: Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor
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Heroic Senior Officer
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''Squad morale restored''
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