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2016/07/20 21:07:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Lies down next to him*
I know babe, but I didn't want you to feel lied to when you finally found out. Better early than late.
*Puts an arm on his chest*
I'm sorry I told you. But if I didn't...Then you may have done something you wouldn't wanted to do...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/20 21:08:07
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/20 21:09:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Does that mean I shouldn't eat these blue sweets that the man gave me for signing his stuff? [Holds up packet]
...This is important. [Looks troubled]
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2016/07/20 21:10:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc soooo glad I made this ship!
*Maria sat waiting for knight planning the rebuild on a laptop*
*high fab working away printing, working and designing the rebuild*
*Martian tech starting to gain verdai tech and be upgraded to new levels*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/20 21:17:45
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/20 21:16:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Takes pack and looks at the contents*
This is...Viagra? I think? Not sure why he'd give you this and- What did he pour you to drink?!
*Knight is still in the woods*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/20 21:19:48
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/20 21:20:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I think I better go throw up. [Looks down] Pretty quickly.
[Sits up and looks for bathroom]
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2016/07/20 21:22:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Leads Yarrick to the bathroom*
This is...Odd...What did he give you to drink? Did he say anything?
*Lifts the seat of the toilet and stands beside Yarrick*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/20 21:26:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*still standing in front of Marlas family looking confused*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/20 21:29:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It was just beer. But I thought they were mints so I had a few...
[Winces and forces self to lose lunch]
[Sits back against wall] ...Sorry for killing the mood.
[Adjusts belt] For you anyway. ...Oh gods. [Puts head in hands]
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2016/07/20 21:31:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*markus*
You seem confused I shall leave you be my lady. I am a officer and a gentleman .
*Kisses hand and sweeps hat back on*
I'm in room 23, if you want to go out for a drink.
Your choice.
*Leaves her be *
*Maria watches as a experimental large scale fabrication drone is being tested and building hab blocks*
*Several other designs of smaller models building a manafactorum hall*
*Skitari seen with verdai design weaponry*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/20 21:33:31
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/20 21:32:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Flushes toilet and sits next to Yarrick*
It's fine really. There's always tomorrow.
*Rests head on Yarricks shoulder*
My ass is getting a bit cold. Can we get off the tiles and sit somewhere warmer?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/20 21:33:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks even more confused and looks down at self*
He must think I'm someone else, I have too many burns for anyone to look at me
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/20 21:36:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Horus is sick of Marla's relatives benching everything so he challenges them to a bench-off*
Horus: Your 50 best vs me. Whoever benches the most wins. If I win I want you to knock it off benching everything!
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2016/07/20 21:41:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks up] I m-may need a several hour cold shower... [Stands up and brushes teeth] [Helps Amelia up]
... [Clearly ...fidgety] I'd say I'd fetch us a drink but I'm already getting too much attention without a visible ... Tent.
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2016/07/20 21:42:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria sees and comes over*
You should see the mess I am. We are all not perfect.
My back is all metal, scarring. And until recently was in permanent pain. *looks at burns*
I'm a doctor. want me to take a look?
Yet I have a lovely and charming partner.
Markus, he,s a good egg. If you give him a chance.
And the fact ... you seen that body...
*Shout of bench off is called*
*50 run out on mass and form up *
You said... bench....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/20 21:45:26
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/20 21:45:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shrugs*
There's no getting rid of them.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/20 21:49:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*eyes glitter gold*
Oh you think.
Look. To explain. I have a healers gift....don,t be scared
*Smell off pancakes and places hand on her worst arm burns, causing them to heal slowly into fresh skin*
Sometimes you get a second chance.
*Smiles*. *gold glow makes her look like a saint*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/20 21:50:19
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/20 21:49:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Are you feeling alright? I think a shower would be nice for both of us...I'll have my one after you. You seem to need it more.
*Kisses Yarrick and steps out of room*
*Comes back with a towel and hangs it up on a hook*
I have shampoo in my bag if you want some.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/20 21:55:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*burns go nowhere*
You can't heal old scars.
*begins cleaning up*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/20 21:57:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm feeling fine. Absolutely fine. [Pulls shirt down in a rather failed attempt to hide the situation]
...Oh, God-Emperor above. [Pulls bathroom door shut] [Starts shower on ice-cold setting] [Sound of shower opening, and startled screaming after a few minutes]
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2016/07/20 21:58:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Runs back in*
Whats wrong!?!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/20 22:00:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria*
It was worth a try.
And don,t let the scars define you. If they did I'd not walk.
I have a augment the lengh of my spine. Scars, a feth ton. It's replaced 70% of my spine. Rest is fethed up so bad it does everything.
Marla has a augmented leg and arm.
Bullet wounds, the lot.
Don,t doubt yourself. And markus, give him a chance..
*Goes back to supervising experimental build*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/20 22:02:23
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/20 22:01:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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N-nothing! J-just a lot c-c-colder than I expect-ted.
[Standing under cold shower looking exasperated at own genitals]
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2016/07/20 22:02:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Walks outside*
*Begins rolling a fresh cigarette*
*Watches the benching contest with some interest*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/20 22:03:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*50 Jog over and start benching the butter tank*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/20 22:05:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Horus is glaring in annoyance at the overzealous benchers. He goes over and grips Yarrick's tank benching it with one hand
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/20 22:06:26
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2016/07/20 22:06:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Enters shower fully-clothed*
*Winces at the cold water*
*Puts arm around Yarrick and covers his bits up with a hand towel*
Don't worry. It'll wear off in a couple of hours. I'll be right here, don't worry...
*Stays underneath the shower with Yarrick*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/20 22:09:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Butter Tank beeps in happiness at being included]
[Teeth start chattering] [Turns off water] Now I'm just cold and embarrassed. [Stomach growls] ... And I wasted a perfectly good penis sandwich.
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2016/07/20 22:13:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Don't go saying that around public...
*Stands Yarrick up*
Well...I'm drenched... *Looks down at clothing which is clinging to skin* ... *Peels shirt sleeve off arm and frowns* If I have a shower now, will you do anything stupid?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/20 22:15:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*benchers huddle jog off and return in powered benching suits size of dreadnoughts *
BENCHERS! THIS DAY WE BENCH!
BENCH BOTS. ROLL OUT
*form up round a entire a warehouse and start benching it*
*milo and Marla snuggled up on sofa working out issues*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/20 22:16:43
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/20 22:15:39
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well I could stand here and act as a towel rail. [Puts hands on hips and demonstrates]
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