40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**korbenn**

You get a bottle of mouthwash.

I insert a bottle of moonshine.

**CIRO**

You receive your very own Moon-On-A-Stick! SHINY!

I insert, my permission slip.

**korbenn**

You get you slip back with a big red DENIED stamped on it.

I insert one of those mob haired My little Pony stuffed toys we sell at my toy store. The mane on those look like the same strips of fabric our floor mob has.

**KINGPIN54**

You get a pony that mops your floors.

I insert a pair of old socks.

**snurl**

You get magical puppets!

I insert a cold beer.

**korbenn**

You get a can of Billy Beer.

I insert a triple Bacon Burger, Large Fries, Medium Coke and a Cherries Jubilee.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get an AED.

I insert a dehydrated pork patty.

**CIRO**

You get a dehydrated Bun, you do not get the Patty back.

I insert, a WHOLE ork.

**snurl**

You get orclings.

I insert an easter egg.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a Cadbury bunny.

I insert last year's jack o lantern.

**korbenn**

You last years Christmas tree.

I insert the complete series of the X-files on DVD, wrapped in brown packing paper adressed to Malcador the Sigillite. With a nice card.

**CIRO**

You get Malcador the Sigillite's new address.

I insert a copy of the book: "Joyce Grenfell Requests the pleasure. "

**snurl**

You get a copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

I insert a hollow rabbit.

**korbenn**

You get the air from inside a hollow chocolate easter bunny wrapped in an airtight layer of colorfull decorated foil.

I insert my various psychological disorders.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Butcher's Nails.

I insert a Cadbury Creme Egg.

**snurl**

You get jelly beans.

I insert leftover ham.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get five pounds of bacon.

I insert a stack of pancakes.

**Fervor**

You receive a cease and desist letter from IHOP.

I insert a "C# for dummies" book.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an expert-level guide to programming in C++.

I insert a skull from Khorne's throne.

**snurl**

You get blood, from the blood god.

I insert unused cans of cat food.

**Fervor**

You receive an unused cat.

I insert a cherry tree.

**korbenn**

You get, number one, the Larch.

I insert, the late Arthur Aldridge.

**snurl**

You get Betty Boop.

I insert a small pack of firecrackers.

**korbenn**

You get a pack of bottle rockets and a paper chinese dragon.

I insert a string of colorfull paper lanterns.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a pile of technicolor ash.

I insert a monkey named "Digby".

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a Beanie Baby.

I insert a VHS tape of 1970's Kung Fu movies.

**snurl**

You enter the dragon.

I inserrt popcorn.

**korbenn**

You get peanuts and cracker jack's.

I insert the color from outerspace.

**KommissarKiln**

You get the original painting of Van Gogh's Starry Night... And a warrant on your head due to its disappearance.

I insert a Class II Imperial Star Destroyer and a 1:10 Minecraft replica of said Star Destroyer

**ZergSmasher**

You get a brick and a stormtrooper helmet.

I insert a list of 40k 8th Edition rumors.