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Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get a bottle of mouthwash.

I insert a bottle of moonshine.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in gb
Fresh-Faced New User




You receive your very own Moon-On-A-Stick! SHINY!

I insert, my permission slip.
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get you slip back with a big red DENIED stamped on it.

I insert one of those mob haired My little Pony stuffed toys we sell at my toy store. The mane on those look like the same strips of fabric our floor mob has.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in za
Dakka Veteran




You get a pony that mops your floors.

I insert a pair of old socks.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get magical puppets!

I insert a cold beer.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get a can of Billy Beer.

I insert a triple Bacon Burger, Large Fries, Medium Coke and a Cherries Jubilee.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

You get an AED.


I insert a dehydrated pork patty.

Armies:  
   
Made in gb
Fresh-Faced New User




You get a dehydrated Bun, you do not get the Patty back.

I insert, a WHOLE ork.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get orclings.

I insert an easter egg.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

You get a Cadbury bunny.



I insert last year's jack o lantern.

Armies:  
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You last years Christmas tree.

I insert the complete series of the X-files on DVD, wrapped in brown packing paper adressed to Malcador the Sigillite. With a nice card.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in gb
Fresh-Faced New User




You get Malcador the Sigillite's new address.

I insert a copy of the book: "Joyce Grenfell Requests the pleasure. "


   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

I insert a hollow rabbit.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get the air from inside a hollow chocolate easter bunny wrapped in an airtight layer of colorfull decorated foil.

I insert my various psychological disorders.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get the Butcher's Nails.

I insert a Cadbury Creme Egg.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 8/22/17, including usual wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~9700 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~900 | Space Wolves: ~1400
Inquisition: ~120 | Officio Assassinorum: ~175 | Imperial Knights: ~Coming soon!
Tau Empire: ~5500 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~5500 | Death Guard: ~1200 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2200
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights: Renegade blog | Total models painted in 2016: 50 | Total models painted in 2017: 41 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels Hellblaster Squad
I'm totally sick of seeing people use the word loose for lose. You LOSE a game when you don't win. You don't LOOSE a game unless you somehow release it from captivity. Get it right people! [/grammarnazi] 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get jelly beans.

I insert leftover ham.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

You get five pounds of bacon.


I insert a stack of pancakes.

Armies:  
   
Made in se
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




On a Crusade

You receive a cease and desist letter from IHOP.

I insert a "C# for dummies" book.

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Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get an expert-level guide to programming in C++.

I insert a skull from Khorne's throne.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 8/22/17, including usual wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~9700 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~900 | Space Wolves: ~1400
Inquisition: ~120 | Officio Assassinorum: ~175 | Imperial Knights: ~Coming soon!
Tau Empire: ~5500 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~5500 | Death Guard: ~1200 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2200
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights: Renegade blog | Total models painted in 2016: 50 | Total models painted in 2017: 41 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels Hellblaster Squad
I'm totally sick of seeing people use the word loose for lose. You LOSE a game when you don't win. You don't LOOSE a game unless you somehow release it from captivity. Get it right people! [/grammarnazi] 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get blood, from the blood god.

I insert unused cans of cat food.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in se
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




On a Crusade

You receive an unused cat.

I insert a cherry tree.

 
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get, number one, the Larch.

I insert, the late Arthur Aldridge.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Betty Boop.

I insert a small pack of firecrackers.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get a pack of bottle rockets and a paper chinese dragon.

I insert a string of colorfull paper lanterns.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a pile of technicolor ash.

I insert a monkey named "Digby".
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

You get a Beanie Baby.



I insert a VHS tape of 1970's Kung Fu movies.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You enter the dragon.

I inserrt popcorn.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get peanuts and cracker jack's.

I insert the color from outerspace.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






You get the original painting of Van Gogh's Starry Night... And a warrant on your head due to its disappearance.

I insert a Class II Imperial Star Destroyer and a 1:10 Minecraft replica of said Star Destroyer

reds8n wrote: We've laughed, we've cried, we've learnt new words, new terms, and discovered that a Curch is an old type of hat ! But morn has broken and we're here, staring with the dead glassy eyes of a reality show contestant.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get a brick and a stormtrooper helmet.

I insert a list of 40k 8th Edition rumors.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 8/22/17, including usual wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~9700 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~900 | Space Wolves: ~1400
Inquisition: ~120 | Officio Assassinorum: ~175 | Imperial Knights: ~Coming soon!
Tau Empire: ~5500 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~5500 | Death Guard: ~1200 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2200
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights: Renegade blog | Total models painted in 2016: 50 | Total models painted in 2017: 41 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels Hellblaster Squad
I'm totally sick of seeing people use the word loose for lose. You LOSE a game when you don't win. You don't LOOSE a game unless you somehow release it from captivity. Get it right people! [/grammarnazi] 
   
 
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