40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**korbenn**

You get in an internet debate with angry neckbeards.

I insert a set of documents found in a secret military base.

**snurl**

You get a clever ruse and a pile of reciepts for pizza deliveries.

I insert a magic wand.

**korbenn**

You get a top hat with a rabbit inside.

I insert a forbidden tome of knowledge.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get the words "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto."

I insert a rusty meat cleaver.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Death Guard surplus knife.

I insert a Bob-omb (from the Mario games).

**snurl**

You get a flower pot.

I insert the Triforce.

**korbenn**

You get an Ar-wing.

I insert a Spin-Attack upgrade.

**snurl**

You get a top with spikes.

I insert a drone.

**korbenn**

You get an Android.

I insert a high quality sex-bot.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a blow-up doll.

I insert two thin coats.

**korbenn**

You get a polo shirt.

I insert a jug of industrial solvent.

**KINGPIN54**

You get a bunch of ruined miniatures.

I insert a DVD.

**snurl**

You get a VHS.

I insert a letter.

**KINGPIN54**

You get a sms

I insert a bar of chocolate.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a golden ticket, aren't you lucky?

I insert a single salt crystal.

**snurl**

You get a grain of sand.

I insert Mordheim Terrrain.

**korbenn**

You get CNC Workshop Battle grounds terrain.

I insert my WIP diorama.

**snurl**

You get an urge to paint it.

I insert leftover plaastic bits from a dozen kits.

**Fervor**

You get a Nemesis Dreadknight.

I insert the Necronomicon.

**CIRO**

You get... a magic round-a-bout annual from 1980

I insert, the entire american army.

**korbenn**

You get a chapter of Space marines.

I insert the entire arsenal from the PC game Command & Conquer; Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge.

**Fervor**

You receive Uri Geller's spoon collection.

I insert a blood bag.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get cookies and orange juice.

I insert a punji stick.

**snurl**

You get a claymore.

I insert a booby.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Daemonette of Slaanesh.

I insert a small meteorite.

**korbenn**

You get a small planet Earth with tiny dinosaurs.

I insert some official legal documents.

**snurl**

You get an injunction.

I insert a hill.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a certain thread here in Dakka's Forum Games section.

I insert a copy of the 40k 8th Edition starter set (from the future!).

**snurl**

You get AO40K.

I insert Frostgrave.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a frost giant.

I insert a disc of Tzeentch and a palanquin of Nurgle.