40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**korbenn**

You get an angry Khorne Juggernaut and a pissed off Fiend of Slaanesh, because you did not incude them to the party.

I insert the Fabulous Chaos Champion Quartet!

**snurl**

You get a hero with a big runehammer.

I insert cake.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a lie.

I insert a Portal gun.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a potato gun.

I insert a cork.

**korbenn**

You get an empty bottle.

I insert a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, an can of Cheez Whiz and a box of Corn Nuts.

**ZergSmasher**

You get beer nuts and a block of cheddar.

I insert a Hearthstone deck.

**snurl**

You get a redwood deck.

I insert a Trump bumpersticker.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get an American Flag.

I insert a cue ball.

**snurl**

You get a break.

I insert a wicket.

**Shuma-Gorath**

You get a Warwick Davis signed photgraph

I insert Boromir

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Mr.Bean.

I insert a garden hose.

**snurl**

You get irrigated.

I insert a red solo cup.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Toby Keith.

I insert a can of silly string.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a container of Silly Putty.

I insert a hot cup of Earl Grey tea.

**Fervor**

You get a monocle, a top hat, and a posh accent.

I insert an axe.

**Hawky**

You get Court summoning letter for illicit arming.

I insert raw sausage.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a German restaraunt.

I insert a pair of old cowboy boots.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an old John Wayne movie.

I insert a well-used bong.

**snurl**

You get an alligator clip with burnt edges.

I insert cupcakes.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get ten more pounds.

I insert an ace of spades.

**Fervor**

You get a Rickenbacker bass.

I insert plutonium.

**gruebot**

You get a Plumbus

I insert one internets

**snurl**

You get a bitcoin.

I insert a set of spark plugs.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a '65 Mustang.

I insert a monocle.

**snurl**

You get Monopoly.

I insert mice.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Mousetrap.

I insert a hungry hungry hippo.

**Hawky**

You get a mob of furious PETA protestets.

I insert an accordion.

**snurl**

You get champagne bubbles.

I insert the remote.

**gruebot**

You get a VHS copy of the movie Ultramarine.

I insert an Utramarine...

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a poster.

I insert my right foot.