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2016/07/21 11:43:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla replies to various texts*
*Sends pictures of her in a new rather fitted backless martian red and gold dress with matching jewellery*
"New dress, finally arrived. Love it *smiley face*
So should take you shopping...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/21 11:48:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Smiles and texts back, "Why wud you even do that :(...U just making me jealous..."
*Smiles and picks up the blue tablets, then takes a picture*
"These are what he took. I'll b saving a few 4 when we get back, and some more for you 2 use on ur gak-bag husband. Still don't know why ur with him btw..."
OOC Who knew there were still lazy typers in the 41st millenium?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/21 11:50:04
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 11:56:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*texts back*
So you go shopping with me and maria...
*picture attacthed of Maria in similar Black and Silver with ornamental jeweled butterfly wings hiding the augments and platinum tiaria*
we are taking you shopping.... Yarrick won't know what hit him.
oh... long story... he kinda saved a good chunk of my lost family from machine god damnation and gave me a last chance to say goodbye .... ummm not so gak for brains...
kinda cannot not love him for that...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/21 11:56:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*teleports back into the room*
I may have agitated some people.
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2016/07/21 12:00:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*In the middle of texting Marla*
*Throws a pillow at Selym*
Can't you see I'm naked?! Get out!
*Sends a new text to Marla*
"Sry, the Farseers done sumthing, I have 2 fix it, brb. XOX"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/21 12:02:02
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:05:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*replies* KK XX
*Marla sat watching leonie tire out a space wolf in a fist fight*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/21 12:10:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*To Vanden*
What's to see? Your ill-formed reproductive organs are of little consequence.
I just thought you might want a warning before some very angry residents started attacking this room with various implements.
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2016/07/21 12:14:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Hastily throws on a pair of undies and starts putting on a bra*
Why?! What did you do?! WHY'D YOU BRING THEM HERE?!
*Shakes head and covers up Yarricks privates*
*Stands up and walks out of room*
How do I calm down angry residents...TEA!
*Grabs a pot of Verviedi's blow-hole brew and pours a few cups*
Now I'll ask again, how and why did you piss them off?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:18:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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We got into a discussion on philosophy, and they couldn't handle it when I called out your Emperor as being a lazy tyrant living on stolen time.
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2016/07/21 12:21:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Sighs and rubs temples*
One, not my Emperor. I'm a half-demon. Two, Why would you provoke them? Three, can you act like an escort?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:22:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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One, eww. Two, they're just being idiots. Three, not to a daemon.
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2016/07/21 12:25:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: Blow-hole brew made me laugh. A lot.
BIC:
*Folding and unfolding a bedsheet over and over again*
*Picks up the phone and calls Selym*
Hellooo... Are you coming back? The floor is shaking violently for some reason, and food was just delivered.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/21 12:26:08
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/21 12:27:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Sighs again*
Fine, you're not an escort to me, you're an escort to my partner. Is that okay? They're going to come in here and want to kill you, I'm going to have to stop them. If you pretend to do that, you'll be safe.
OOC Glad to be of service, Friend.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/21 12:27:49
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:28:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*To Verviedi*
Don't eat it, it's almost certainly mine.
*To Vanden*
Sure, that works.
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2016/07/21 12:30:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Okay...Get in the room...And...I can't believe I'm saying this...Get in bed with him...
*Rubs eyes*
I just asked another woman to get into bed with my fiance...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:30:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ok, I won't. I order some more for myself.
*Waits patiently*
Wait. You say there are people breaking down the humans' door?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/21 12:30:49
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/21 12:32:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Leo KO's the space wolf with a massive uppercut*
Leo: BOOM!
*Dusts self off looking a little puffed*
Leo: Gotta admit, space wolfs can take a hit.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/07/21 12:33:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*cuddles up in bed*
What's the plan here? I'm fascinated.
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2016/07/21 12:36:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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You... *Long drawn out sigh* You say that you were drunk, and that you're actually an escort to this Commissar. Say sorry, and let me deal with the rest. And don't even think of venturing down below his waist. That area is mine.
*Fixes hair and throws on a top*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:39:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria *
there augmented super soldiers. if they could not take it id be surprised.
*ko'd wolf quickly climbs up and shrugs going for ale*
and very hard to keep down...
*marla sends several more text pictures of rather fancy dresses, swim wear and a extremely glamerous ball gown dripping in platinum and black silk*
"thats how we shop *smiley face* "
*included a rather more private item as well*
He he.. not be quiet night..
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/21 12:41:06
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/21 12:39:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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What's below his waist? Is it contagious?
*shuffles to the side a bit*
Also, I've never been drunk in my life.
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2016/07/21 12:41:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Facepalms*
His genitals...And lie. Just say that you are drunk, and that you're sorry.
*Finishes putting on jeans when there is a knock at the door*
Okay, show time, just do what I said.
*Walks up to door and opens it*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:42:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Pours some water in blowhole/gill and exits the room, wandering toward's Vanden's room*
*Addresses the crowd*
Hellooo! I am staff! There are free lattes on deck twenty-two! Elevators are on your right! Go up there, and remember we love you long time!
OOC: Working on Idiocracy references now.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/21 12:47:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*an angry ruffian attempts to hand me*
Unhand me!
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2016/07/21 12:50:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Excuse me ser, but she was drunk. She begs for your forgiveness, doesn't she?
*Whispers 'make it believable' to Selym*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/21 12:51:43
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:53:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*adresses the mob*
I was simply stating that from an objective view, he is one of the worst humans to have ever lived. Mere centuries before his rise to power, men like him were scorned.
*much angry yelling*
No I will not apologise for your lack of intellectual capacity.
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2016/07/21 12:56:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wakes up] ... [Sits up between Selym and the visitors] Feth right off before I show you how authentic my Yarrick impression really is. [Bale eye glows] [Several people back away rapidly]
[Looks at Selym] She's role playing an obnoxious Xenos, un bunch your goddamn pants people. [Carefully puts arm across her shoulders and glares at crowd]
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2016/07/21 12:57:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Stares at Selym*
Fething Eldar...
*Turns back to crowd*
See? She is obviously drunk, now please, stop your yelling before you wake up the Commissar she is laying with.
*Yelling dies down at the mention of Commissar*
Oh, too late.
*Turns to Selym*
Apologize.
*Bows head to Yarrick*
My lord, I was just trying to get these people to leave, please do not hurt them, they are nice people, honest...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/21 12:59:26
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/21 12:59:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*several security oygans clad in full black armour with sheilds the size of doors and mauls made out of tank axles walk up*
the master says we have trouble here...
we smash trouble..
we good at that..
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/21 13:02:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Whispers] It's a bionic arm replacement, try not to freak out, I'm not technically touching you.
[Several flashes of light] ...? [Notices several fleeing people with camera phones]
[Sees security] These jackasses broke into our room and interrupted a private session.
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