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2012/02/12 10:05:34
Subject: Movies you would not see unless bound and carried in.
Worst video game in history meets worst movie premise in history equals worst movie in history time infinity. It makes me wonder how the crew and cast were actually able to go through with it without laughing and/or weeping constantly.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
2012/02/12 10:17:50
Subject: Re:Movies you would not see unless bound and carried in.
Something Staring Hugh Jackman.
The Twilight series
Anything with Adam Sandler or Rob Schnider. (barring Happy Gilmore)
Almost anything with Sly Stallone, Jean Claude Van Dam, Steaven Segal, Nicolas Cage or Hugh Jackman.
Anything about the Old/Wild West. (Which effectively rules out John Wayne, but hes dead so...)
Any movie based on the life and times of a celebrity/ies.
Any future sequels to Lake Placid.
Any movie made in Australia using Australian actors.
Any movie about social networking sites or social networking in general.
Any movie staring Hugh Jackman.
Religious movies.
The movie about Angry Birds.
Snrub wrote:Movies i wouldn't see unless bound and gagged...?
Something Staring Hugh Jackman.
The Twilight series
Anything with Adam Sandler or Rob Schnider. (barring Happy Gilmore)
Almost anything with Sly Stallone, Jean Claude Van Dam, Steaven Segal, Nicolas Cage or Hugh Jackman.
Anything about the Old/Wild West. (Which effectively rules out John Wayne, but hes dead so...)
Any movie based on the life and times of a celebrity/ies.
Any future sequels to Lake Placid.
Any movie made in Australia using Australian actors.
Any movie about social networking sites or social networking in general.
Any movie staring Hugh Jackman.
Religious movies.
The movie about Angry Birds.
Ok im done.
I think.
Not bad however:
Something Staring Hugh Jackman. The Twilight series- cant agree more Anything with Adam Sandler or Rob Schnider. (barring Happy Gilmore) - Adam Sandler tops my vomit list, Will Ferrell and martin Short are vying to be added on the carrot coated slimy pedestal. Almost anything with Sly Stallone, Jean Claude Van Dam, Steaven Segal, Nicolas Cage or Hugh Jackman. Anything about the Old/Wild West. (Which effectively rules out John Wayne, but hes dead so...) - Unforgiven should be forgiven, I liked Dances with Wolves also, in spite of the lead role. Any movie based on the life and times of a celebrity/ies.- Great for insomnia, non celeb biopics are often very watchable. Any future sequels to Lake Placid.- I am tempted to include the original also Any movie made in Australia using Australian actors. - Romper Stomper is a firm exception. Any movie about social networking sites or social networking in general.- I dont hate those films as much as I hate Facebook and the git behind it. Any movie staring Hugh Jackman. Religious movies.- Hey religious epics are awesome, Ben Hur the Robe etc The movie about Angry Birds.- Who? You missed out Hugh Jackman.
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2012/02/12 15:17:44
Subject: Movies you would not see unless bound and carried in.
Something Staring Hugh Jackman. The Twilight series- cant agree more Find me a non tween/tween mum who doesn't. Anything with Adam Sandler or Rob Schnider. (barring Happy Gilmore) - Adam Sandler tops my vomit list, Will Ferrell and martin Short are vying to be added on the carrot coated slimy pedestal. I also dislike both of those "actors". Almost anything with Sly Stallone, Jean Claude Van Dam, Steaven Segal, Nicolas Cage or Hugh Jackman. Anything about the Old/Wild West. (Which effectively rules out John Wayne, but hes dead so...) - Unforgiven should be forgiven, I liked Dances with Wolves also, in spite of the lead role. Ok i'll give Unforgiven a pass. Its hard not to like Clint. Any movie based on the life and times of a celebrity/ies.- Great for insomnia, non celeb biopics are often very watchable. I use the extended version of Lord of the Rings for this. Don't get me wrong i love all 3 and am looking foward to the Hobbit, but damn if they dont put me to sleep like a double dose of sleeping pills. Any future sequels to Lake Placid.- I am tempted to include the original also Hmm the 1st one got excluded because the the gator was good looking. The Alligators in the 2nd and 3rd are more Failgators due to incompetent CGIing. Any movie made in Australia using Australian actors. - Romper Stomper is a firm exception. Ok I didnt take romper stomper into account. I will also give Mad Max a pass. PURELY for this scene. Any movie about social networking sites or social networking in general.- I dont hate those films as much as I hate Facebook and the git behind it. He's almost on the top of my "To kill" list. Any movie staring Hugh Jackman. Religious movies.- Hey religious epics are awesome, Ben Hur the Robe etc Not much to say really. Don't like religion. Don't like movies dealing with religion as main subject matter. The movie about Angry Birds.- Who? This --> http://mashable.com/2011/07/05/angry-birds-movie-2/ You missed out Hugh Jackman. I just hate him.
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Worst video game in history meets worst movie premise in history equals worst movie in history time infinity. It makes me wonder how the crew and cast were actually able to go through with it without laughing and/or weeping constantly.
Good damn that's stupid. That's like a bad SNL sketch gone wrong
Oh god, there's actually an Angry Birds movie? I thought it was just a joke that Rooster teeth came up with!
Anyway, my pick
Anything by Zach Snyder - I friggen can't stand that guy
Anything by Tarsem - Because pretentious boredom is infinitely worse than just normal boredom.
Twilight
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2012/02/12 17:32:32
Subject: Movies you would not see unless bound and carried in.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes...
I hate every last installment of this 'series' i refuse to watch any of them.
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2012/02/12 18:26:33
Subject: Re:Movies you would not see unless bound and carried in.
"red riding hood" , "twilight" and its hellspawned sequels. that new(ish) film "the vow" is up on my hate list: "oh, what film plot has been done to death already?" "how about amnesia?" "yeah, let's do that, before these idiots realise that the chick-flick/romance film industry has no new ideas"
You do not want to know what the director can do with the inevitable oscar for "least original film ever" can do with it...
A clockwork orange - worst piece of gak since colours were introduced in the theatres. That some call this "art" baffles me to no end. I would use this to obtain confessions from guantanamo inmates or have my worst enemies suffer it while bound to a couch.
Titanic - no gakking way I am watching this gak. Maybe if I´m reborn into a pink-O raving glutton for mental punishment with no balls then I might be able to be forced to watch this incredible piece of horse manure rather then taking a round somewhere.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/02/12 21:18:12
Pyriel- wrote:A clockwork orange - worst piece of gak since colours were introduced in the theatres. That some call this "art" baffles me to no end. I would use this to obtain confessions from guantanamo inmates or have my worst enemies suffer it while bound to a couch.
Really? I actually enjoyed it. It was a delightfully twisted commentary on the nature of free will and social depravity.
I agree about the Titanic though. Too..damn...soppy
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
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2012/02/12 23:18:40
Subject: Re:Movies you would not see unless bound and carried in.
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