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Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

I read somewhere that there is one person who has ever successfully navigated the maze and answered the riddle to gain infinite knowledge, who was this person? Was it Draigo, was it a Chaos Space Marine, was it the Emperor? Who?

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Rough Rider with Boomstick






New England, U.S.A.

It was Creed, except he tactical genius-ed the maze into a baneblade and rode it home

In all seriousness, I think it was a little girl and it was some kind of reference to the Wizard of Oz.

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Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

? How... But why did they... feth it anyone have a shot?

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in gb
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Classified

Google is your friend. It was a little girl with a dog, perhaps strongly resembling the Wizard of Oz's Dorothy and Toto.

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Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

But why Dorothy? Wth does that have to do with Tzeentch

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in us
Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight






Tokyo, Japan

cause she was off to see the wizard, the magical wizard of .. Tzeentch!!!! SQUAAAAAAKKKK!

+ Thought of the day + Not even in death does duty end.


 
   
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle






I don't have my codex but I thought it was someone, presumably a daemon of some kind, that was disguised as a little girl.

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Hellish Haemonculus






Boskydell, IL

Where is this? I checked Lexicanum and found no reference to this. Do they talk about it in one of the Daemon Codices?

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If memory serves, yes, it's from the abomination that is Codex: Daemons.



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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler




Ireland

Yeah, it is just a passing mention of a little girl and a dog. Both of whom are now either gibbering wrecks or Daemon Princes(does gender still apply out of Slaanesh's playground?) of immense power.

On a side note, the ultimate punishment? Trap someone in a Tesseract Labyrinth then toss the Labyrinth into the Maze of Tzeentch?

By the 37 keys of Tzeentch,We open the way for our brothers,
By the 1000 whispers of Slaanesh we call to them,
By the 12 plagues of Nurgle we fell their enemies,
And by the mighty axe of Khorne we cut open the world for them!

- Ritual of Summoning, Recited by Amphion and Zethus Dark Sorcerers of the Deimos Peninsula,Kronos


 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Voodoo_Chile wrote:Yeah, it is just a passing mention of a little girl and a dog. Both of whom are now either gibbering wrecks or Daemon Princes(does gender still apply out of Slaanesh's playground?) of immense power.

On a side note, the ultimate punishment? Trap someone in a Tesseract Labyrinth then toss the Labyrinth into the Maze of Tzeentch?


I think a Greater unclean one who wants to do the nasty is a lot worse.
   
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight






Tokyo, Japan

I think a Greater unclean one who wants to do the nasty is a lot worse.


*sudden flashback to Isha the eldar goddess of fertility fitting that description*

+ Thought of the day + Not even in death does duty end.


 
   
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on the forum. Obviously

sudojoe wrote:
I think a Greater unclean one who wants to do the nasty is a lot worse.


*sudden flashback to Isha the eldar goddess of fertility fitting that description*


Isha is not Nurgle's sex slave.

Their relationship is rather more like this :

Nurgle : Hey Isha, would you like some soup

Isha : Errr No thanks, I am not really hungry

N: Oh come on! It's freshly made from my own bodily fluids! Its good for you

I: No, but thanks again

N: WOMAN, I JUST SLAVED IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING NICE! NOW EAT MY PUS!

I: But...

N: EAT IT!

*Nurgle then forces a spoonful of his latest concoction into Isha's mouth. And so the horrible cycle continues*

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Father Nurgle means well! I like to compare the maze of tzeentch to the hardest game ever. except you only have 1 life... That game is so damn difficult! Good luck mortal fools!

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The Conquerer






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Trying to get through the maze is like trying to play Skyrim on the highest possable graphics settings, but you are using Vista and the minimum power graphics card. The difficulty is also set to max and you have to recreate your character each time you die

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on the forum. Obviously

Nah mate, its like playing X-COM terror from the deep on the highest difficultly, without knowing about the ridiculous research requirement.
Oh, and all the missions are night levels.

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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

I imagined getting through the maze is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.

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A gun which is demonically possessed by some Khornite daemon and which is covered in spikes.

   
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Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

And is a Glock

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Russion Roulette with a PPSH is more like it.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in us
Sacrifice to the Dark Gods





More like a never ending version of the Water Temple, Ocarina of time?

Iron within, Iron Without...
 
   
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight






Tokyo, Japan




apparently Dorthy was playing this game

+ Thought of the day + Not even in death does duty end.


 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





sudojoe wrote:
That's goddamn ball-crushingly ridiculous.
Now I won't be able to play a bullet hell without feeling I'm in n00b mode :(

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The oceans of the world

The maze is like beating demans souls and dark souls without dying once, and then watching Friday at the end of it all.
   
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Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Their is no maze, the maze is Alpharius

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Confident Marauder Chieftain





I thought being stuck in tzeentchs maze would be more like being stuck in the crystal maze game show with that bald guy.......for all eternity XO

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Creed was seen after completing the maze doing doughnuts around Khorne in a Baneblade after tactical genuising Khornes arms off.

"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus

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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch





Pittsburgh, pa

like trying to beat Spawn for playstation :/

   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Like trying to beat every quest in Skyrim on hard in 20 minutes.
Like trying to not die once in Halo Reach
Like trying to not play Star Fox 64 and do my damn homework
Like trying to name a lord of change, it has to be 80 letters long and you can't repeat any

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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