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Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Hey I saw this game here and thought I'd make a thread here.

NeroArcana wrote:We all have wishes right? Well this is a fun way to post them and see what others' responses are. However, there's a twist. You wish for something, but the person below you corrupts it! Then they post their wish and whoever posts below them gets to corrupt theirs. For example:


User One: I wish I could go on a picnic.

User Two: Wish granted, but it rains. I wish I had a cat.

User Three: Wish granted, but it has rabies. I wish I had a million pounds.



Etc. etc. Get how it goes? This can get really fun if you really get into it. Think about your corruptions, and make them terrible


I'll start since it's my thread.

I wish firefly hadn't been cancelled.

Nom

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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

But it is AWEFUL

I wish I was immortal.

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Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

But you are put on lifesupport and you are a cripple.

I wish for a new Powerful Wood Elf Army book.

 
   
Made in fr
Omnipotent Necron Overlord





From the most twisted corners of your psyche

But its written by Matt Ward, so all the Elves are now Spesse Mahrines.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever didn't blow.

What I have
LM
What I like stomping


Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!


 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted now it sucks

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a. Hat with a bat and a "6" "4" Impala.

Internet if anyone gets that.

Nom

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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Granted. The rabbit is dead. The girl has aids and is a shemale. The 64 Impala is rusty and the engine is dead. You are 7 foot tall now.

I wish to be a Red Corsair Khorne Beserker.

 
   
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Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

Granted, but you accidentally annoyed the daemon that granted your wish and are turned into a choas spawn instead.

I wish that my armies would assemble and paint themselves.

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Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but they don't include the arms and paint swastikas on the foreheads of every troop meaning that you can never play them again

I wish I was a fish.

Nom


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Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

Granted. But since you are not in water you quickly asphyxiate.


I wish to have lots and lots of money.

   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted you are now a columbian drug lord with loads of money, shame your second in command wants to rise up the ranks...

I wish America was still a part of the colonies [therefore easier to move to]

Nom

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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Wish but the French win the Napoleonic wars and Britain is reduce to the status of Protectorate.

I wish that Red Corsairs get their own codex.

 
   
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Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

Spoiler:
Granted. However, you arrive in the Americas just they are celebrating "We love the Queen Day" and your plane is shot down by an errant firework as it come in to land, killing you in a horrific fireball of pain.



Damn, ninja'd.

Granted, but unfortunately it is released just before the new edition, which renders it completely unplayable.

I wish that we could travel to distant planets.

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Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted it sucks

Granted but it takes too long and you die

I wish I was jamacian

Nom

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Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

Granted. Unfortunately you are alive during the period where slave ownership is still around and you live your life in endless toil.

I wish I could fly.

   
Made in fr
Omnipotent Necron Overlord





From the most twisted corners of your psyche

Wish granted, but you fly into a airplane's turbine.

I wish I was a walrus. Koo Koo Kachoo

What I have
LM
What I like stomping


Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!


 
   
Made in gb
Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God






Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

Granted. Unfortunately you are rounded up by animal control and locked in a zoo for the rest of your life where you are bullied by the other animals.

I wish that chocolate was good for you.

   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but I'm a hungry Eskimo

I wish I was a jamacain in these times so no slavery.

Nom

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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Wish granted but you are in jail for life.
I wish to be a Daemon Prince of Khorne.

 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but wires are crossed and you become a deamon prince of corn

I wish I had some manga

Nom

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Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

Granted. Unfortunately it is the kind with "tentecles".

I wish I could make people explode with a thought.

   
Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Wish granted but it is Naruto.

I wish for a real Death Note which my name is not written in.

 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but I steal it and write your name in anyway.

I wish I was overlord of earth

Nom

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Granted, you are now a rock.

I wish I could actually think up good wishes for these things...
   
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Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

You think up the best wish ever, but then forget it before you can post it.

I wish that GW had more affordable prices

   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Denied!!!

I mean granted but you get conscripted and can't actually biy them.

I wish my rat was friendlier

Nom

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Spoiler:
Granted, but you quickly spend so much your wife/girlfriend/woman leaves you, you lose your house, and your parents write you out of hteir will.


Granted, He's now Peter Pedigrew.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Wish granted but you die Ebola virus after you get it.

I wish that Santa Christ exists.

 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

But you are him and live a life of hard, unrewarding work, where 99.999% of the world does not believe in you and are morbidly obese.

I wish I had an epic x-box 360 game.

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Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but its so epic that you play it so much that you never leave home and are never heard of again.

I wish I had a personal army at my command.

Nom

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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Wish granted but it is an army of little girls.

I wish for an army of Space Marines.

 
   
 
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