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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 15:07:46
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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So today I was with my son at a shop minding our own business trying to help these two younger kids learn the game. We were trying to go kinda easy and help them out, but GK are very powerful and it got a little out of hand. Some jerk comes into the shop (dressed up like he was a CSM irl or something) and starts talking trash telling my son his army sucked and GK were for f***. I tried to get him to stop but he insisted going on and on saying his army of 1k sons were superior and he'd kick my son's a** in a 2k point game.
Well first game he starts up telling my son why he sucks and how he is making every wrong move, so my son starts crying and can't play anymore because the tears in his eyes. I tell this man I will fight his 1k sons with my GK, which made my son happy (still in tears). At this point he tells my son to stop crying and throws his model across the room.
We play it out and my paladin squads just tore through all his outdated codex stuff (no surprise). At the end the bad guy admitted defeat (even tho i thought he was gonna go berserk) and just as he was about to walk out the door, he picks up my dreadnought and throws it against the door to leave (wtf???). Then the store owner tells this guy not to come back. The CSM guy replied he will be back for our 1500 point tournament to break all our models and make us all cry like the crybabies we are.
The two kids decided on GK and I will continue to help them because that's what GK do, we are the good guys in an evil world.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 15:17:37
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Dakka Veteran
Somewhere in the Galactic East
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Wow! I could've swore I read this somewhere before, but I think you confused the protagonis and the antagonist, if there was even one to begin with...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/04/03 15:18:00
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 15:25:29
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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I'm willing to bet good money that the OP here is the same OP as http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440511.page
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Ouze wrote:
Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 15:59:22
Subject: Re:My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Nigel Stillman
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Aware, I lol'd hard
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 16:10:03
Subject: Re:My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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Wow really? Do you really think we are going to fall for this when we all just read this about 8 hours ago?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 16:14:00
Subject: Re:My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Barpharanges
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Obvious lies is Obvious.
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 18:01:28
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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The post is a lie!
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Imperial guard - 800 points
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 18:04:54
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Violent Enforcer
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This post is a joke. (quite a funny one  )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 18:06:41
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Yeah posting two differrent threads about the same stupid lie, doesn't make it more believable...
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You love it you slags!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 18:48:23
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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So what's the real story?
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Click the images to see my armies!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 23:18:53
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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Kal-El wrote:So what's the real story?
There probably isn't a "real story." Its most likely all made up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 23:20:24
Subject: Re:My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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I see what you did there, Mr. troll.
If its real, then shame on you Tinsil, tut tut tut.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 23:24:48
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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You're deeply mistaken about at least one thing. Grey Knights aren't good guys in an evil world, they're slightly less evil than average guys in an evil world.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 23:26:32
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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they're still good to me, dangit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 23:27:18
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
A garden grove on Citadel Station
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So, this thread is by a Grey Knight player that did not believe the Thousand Sons player's story could POSSIBLY be real, so is trying to discredit it by lying and telling the story as the opposite of reality? Really people? Do you have so much stuck up pride in your faction that you can't believe someone with the same army as you was a dick? Or is it just someone deciding that they would be cool by trolling?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/03 23:28:20
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Tinsil wrote:they're still good to me, dangit.
Yes.
Far too good.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 00:34:55
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Killer Khymerae
Appleton, Wisconsin
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At this rate there should be a thread started by the store owner stating that he kicked out three players, 2 Grey Knights, and a Thousand Suns.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 02:12:34
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Actually, I'm the store owner, and what really happened was the two kids beat the father and son GK players, then started trash talking them in front of the TS player. The Thousand Sons player couldn't believe that the GK armies were as bad as the kids claimed, so he agreed to play them, having two good games. Nevertheless, the kids kept trash talking the GK players, so I was forced to ask them to leave. The kids didn't take it well, and grabbed the closest things they could, which happened to be a Grey Knight Lord and Dreadnought, throwing them across the room. I made it clear to them that they weren't to come back. Luckily, the models appeared to be unharmed.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 02:25:38
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Ghawhaar wrote:At this rate there should be a thread started by the store owner stating that he kicked out three players, 2 Grey Knights, and a Thousand Suns.
That I'd love to see/read!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 02:27:43
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Agen wrote:Ghawhaar wrote:At this rate there should be a thread started by the store owner stating that he kicked out three players, 2 Grey Knights, and a Thousand Suns.
That I'd love to see/read!!!
Durza wrote:Actually, I'm the store owner, and what really happened was the two kids beat the father and son GK players, then started trash talking them in front of the TS player. The Thousand Sons player couldn't believe that the GK armies were as bad as the kids claimed, so he agreed to play them, having two good games. Nevertheless, the kids kept trash talking the GK players, so I was forced to ask them to leave. The kids didn't take it well, and grabbed the closest things they could, which happened to be a Grey Knight Lord and Dreadnought, throwing them across the room. I made it clear to them that they weren't to come back. Luckily, the models appeared to be unharmed.
And after all the effort I went to recounting my ordeal.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 04:55:36
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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that is quite the recollection. clearly my story is the true one, but i wanna see the kids make a thread.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 05:24:20
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Tinsil wrote:that is quite the recollection. clearly my story is the true one, but i wanna see the kids make a thread.
Why must you turn my Dakka into a house of lies?
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 05:49:35
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Lol hmmm sounds like someone trying to pull a fast one...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 05:56:25
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Dakka Veteran
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........... Wow, people who take the time to make this crap are just pathetic and have no life. And though the story might be exaturated a little bit (talking about the original from GK), I can believe it since I have seen Grey Knight players act that way when I played against them with my Thousand Sons. Seriously, bet the ones accusing GK of lying are Marine players who have experienced the pain of AP3 Bolters themselves.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 06:14:15
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Rommel44 wrote:........... Wow, people who take the time to make this crap are just pathetic and have no life. And though the story might be exaturated a little bit (talking about the original from GK), I can believe it since I have seen Grey Knight players act that way when I played against them with my Thousand Sons. Seriously, bet the ones accusing GK of lying are Marine players who have experienced the pain of AP3 Bolters themselves.
Welcome to Dakka!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 06:22:27
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Freaky Flayed One
Australia
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im just gonna jump in and say necrons will wipe all your asses off the table. he he
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 07:09:07
Subject: Re:My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Bounding Assault Marine
Christchurch, New Zealand
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I smell some trolling.
Delicious, delicious trolling
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Damn the haters, Full speed ahead!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 07:17:12
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
Victoria AUS
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Lmao this whole ordeal made me laugh! Moarrr pls moaaar!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 07:21:36
Subject: My son and I and our GK vs CSM.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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rednecroncryptek wrote:im just gonna jump in and say necrons will wipe all your asses off the table. he he
And then they will get tabled by orks. And so the cycle continues.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/04 08:30:40
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Tinsil wrote:that is quite the recollection. clearly my story is the true one, but i wanna see the kids make a thread.
Dakka just turned into a hall of lies because of this. How could you? Think of the children!
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