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2017/06/05 11:33:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get opinions.
I insert Space Hulk.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/06 01:04:27
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get Space Ghost.
I insert hair clippings from a barber shop floor.
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2017/06/06 01:38:32
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You get an exquisitely crafted fake beard.
I insert an expired credit card.
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2017/06/06 03:51:42
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get an IOU.
I insert a Foetid Bloat Drone.
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2017/06/06 07:42:41
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You receive a second-hand copy of The Fly starring Jeff Goldblum.
I insert a passport from a fictitious country.
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2017/06/11 13:58:17
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get currency from the same country.
I insert Alien Covenant.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/12 00:51:51
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a xenomorph egg that starts to ominously open as soon as it falls out of the machine.
I insert Wonder Woman's golden lasso.
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2017/06/12 10:19:06
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a tiara.
I insert a space raccoon.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/12 22:21:25
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get a sequel.
I insert a sword cane.
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2017/06/13 02:47:56
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You get a candy cane.
I insert a yurt.
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2017/06/13 03:13:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a Toof neclace
I insert more Dakka
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2017/06/13 03:19:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get even more Dakka.
I insert an Orange
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/06/13 03:52:59
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get some juice.
I insert a vial of deadly nerve gas.
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2017/06/13 04:36:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You get GLaDOS' joke book.
I insert an IOU.
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2017/06/13 13:12:31
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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U get a Samsonite briefcase.
I insert an '84 Sheepdog
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2017/06/13 13:14:05
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get '89 puppies.
I insert a shotgun.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/13 13:29:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You get a shogun.
I insert Guilliman's secret diary.
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2017/06/13 15:51:54
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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you get Alpharius and a strange cactus that tries to tell you it is also alpharius
I insert battle star Galactica, classic version DVD boxset
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/14 22:06:48
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You get nerd cred and a coupon for a half off the new version's DVD collection.
I insert a suspiciously green and spiky Alpharius.
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2017/06/14 22:57:40
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a vile of cactus juice.
I insert Lasher Tendrils...
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2017/06/15 03:59:11
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a Slaanesh BDSM video.
I insert a Harlequin Solitaire.
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2017/06/15 04:49:26
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You get a deck of playing cards with only jokers.
I insert Cypher's ID.
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2017/06/15 16:40:25
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a clue.
I insert a C'tan phase knife...
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2017/06/16 14:27:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a Swiss Army knife.
I insert bottle rockets.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/17 20:13:58
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get a six pack.
I insert a Gibson Flying V.
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2017/06/18 05:09:28
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get guitar strings.
I insert a grand piano.
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2017/06/18 19:11:14
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get Hanon.
I insert a fidget spinner.
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2017/06/18 20:01:30
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You get a twitchy spinster.
I insert photographic evidence of Bigfoot at a bowling alley.
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2017/06/18 22:22:28
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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You get a Tupac album with a crpytic note in a strange ancient language from south America hidden inside written on the skin of a dinosaur.
I insert 18,500 dakka posts.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/19 00:59:24
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Dark energy pours from the vending machine. Lightning thunders across the sky. With a terrible crash the sky splits in two, revealing the MODs of Dakka gathered around this rip in space time, looking down upon you. As one, they give you a thumbs up, and with a sound indescribable, the rip in the sky snaps shut. The dark energy is sucked back up into the vending machine, and with a small "ding" the vending machine dispenses a note.
It reads "good job."
I insert a mis-attributed quote.
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