40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get a mis-interpreted rule.

I insert Dwarvenforge's new Kickstarter.

**jhe90**

You get a note saying its late however they do give you a used codpeice the size of a beach ball from ancient times made out of solid silver.

I insert a vial of angrons blood.

**War Kitten**

You get about 3 dozen Red Bulls and an appointment for anger management.

I insert exactly 23 pounds of cheese

**SuspiciousSucculent**

You get an exactly 23 pound mouse. Not the computer kind.

I insert a floppy disc of Tzeentch. The computer kind.

**snurl**

You get a floppy disc of pizza. The pepperoni kind.

I insert maple syrup.

**jhe90**

You get deadpool wearing a sombrero and a mankini.

I insert a snotling, grot and a tribble.

**snurl**

You get gnoblars.

I insert mice.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a moose.

I insert my browser history.

**snurl**

You get embarrassed.

I insert a can of spam.

**SuspiciousSucculent**

You get spam in your inbox.

I insert an annotated version of the Uplifting Primer.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking.

I insert a honey badger.

**snurl**

You get a relentless squid.

I insert the Battersea Power Station.

**War Kitten**

You get the Battlestar Galactica

I insert a bagel with cream cheese

**snurl**

You get coffee.

I insert a dozen doughnuts.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a treadmill.

I insert a copy of Machiavelli's masterpiece, "The Prince."

**ZergSmasher**

You get a poorly-assembled Daemon Prince model.

I insert a Plague knife.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get measles.

I insert a book of Indian recipes.

**snurl**

You get Mombasa.

I insert a horse.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a quarter.

I insert a dodecahedron.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a natural 1.

I insert a pot of Caliban Green paint.

**snurl**

You get Soylent Green.

I insert Zergsmasher.

**Shuma-Gorath**

You get Casper Van Dien with an autogun.

I insert a Go-Kart

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Mario.

I insert a .45 Thompson.

**snurl**

You get a violin case.

I insert some beach sand.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Hayden Christiansen, talking about how much he hates sand.

I insert snurl.

**snurl**

You get more awesome than you can possibly handle.

I insert a bucket of tickets.

**jhe90**

You get a invite to a Elvis concert.

I insert the soul of Justin Beiber.

**snurl**

You get a thank you note.

I insert overzealous tattoo art.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a butterfly.

I insert a bucket of some unnamed substance found pooled on the ground after a Death Guard invasion.

**ChargerIIC**

You receive a ticket to a Khrone's Chosen Rock Tour

I insert my Daily Time and Activity(Bless the Emperor) Report 105.