40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a weekend pass.

I insert a Resistol cowboy hat.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a fedora.

I insert an old tallarn model.

**teknoskan**

You receive a painted Magnus the Red.

I insert an empty cardboard box.

**snurl**

You get a transmagorifier.

I insert Kickstarter.

**ChargerIIC**

You get an apology note for unexpected delays.

I insert a Primaris Marine

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a growth potion.

I insert a discworld novel.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a copy of Halo: Combat Evolved.

I insert a can of spam.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a can of spam.

I insert a can of spam.

**ZergSmasher**

You get ham and jam and... well, you know the rest.

I insert a Venerable Dreadnought.

**snurl**

You get a can of spoiled spam with cheese.

I insert bullets.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a valentine.

I insert a spool of barbed wire.

**ChargerIIC**

You got a spool of Ecclisarchy-approved daisy chains

I insert a book of Necron Love Poetry

**Lupus Mortem**

You get a depressed goth robot with an unhealthy crush on you.

I insert a can of gray spray primer.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a space wolf.

I insert Lord Buckethead.

**Lupus Mortem**

You get the first President of the World.

I insert dice that always roll poorly.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a malfunctioning Iron Halo.

I insert a Genestealer.

**snurl**

You get a Xenomorph.

I insert Jones the cat.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get Courage, the Cowardly Dog.

I insert the new aggressors.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Clan Elementals

I insert a Fidget Spinner

**snurl**

You get labeled as one of "them".

I insert a Fender Stratocaster.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get the girl.

I insert a deck of cards.

**ZergSmasher**

You get The Joker.

I insert a pencil.

**snurl**

You get the point.

I insert a lead ingot.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a silver bullet.

I insert a raccoon.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a rocket.

I insert a tree.

**snurl**

You get kindling.

I insert the TV remote.

**EmberlordofFire8**

Your channel gets changed.

I insert the Spanish Inquisition.

**The_Grey_Knight**

This was not expected and is simply returned to you.

I insert a middle-aged man claiming to be 12.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a YouTube comment section from an opposite dimension.

I insert a BMX bike

**ChargerIIC**

You get a copy of the new GW Product: Xtreme Retro Bicycle Marines

I insert a Astra Militarium Start Collecting box