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coolyo294 wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:I fething will if i ever get the fething chance...yo..you know ...you know wata i'm guna say???.... feth you, you*berrrrrrrpppp* fething smerffffs. hahahaaaaaa..........

And the crew of the Emperor's Honor will watch in amusement as he smashes your head up your ass.

stonned_astartes wrote:Oryte oryte....i can stand... smerfs, inquisition or...or yapping dinosaurs... non can stand before the WRATHS cannon and tread. They can take our lands, they can take our women, but they can never, TAKE OUR FREEEDOMM!

Commander Seric: I hope you say that to his face, me and the crew of the Emperor's Honour will have a good laugh when that smerf throws your precious wrath and breaks you in half.

Oh this is gonna be so much fun

hlaine.larkin wrote:The inquisition should deal with the psyker, as i said, due to warp storms our messages are being slightly scrambled

The warp storms are getting violent I can feel them churning. Well that and one of the astropaths heads just exploded.

Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

zzzzzzzz...wu? oh. heheheee..... zzzzzzzzzzzz

stonned_astartes wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

zzzzzzzz...wu? oh. heheheee..... zzzzzzzzzzzz

Luna Pintus: Is he drunk? If he is, I'm not driving in front of him during a battle sir.

Luna Dragon wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

zzzzzzzz...wu? oh. heheheee..... zzzzzzzzzzzz

Luna Pintus: Is he drunk? If he is, I'm not driving in front of him during a battle sir.

He is drunk and he need a good cold shower to clear his head! Someone please take him to the barracks cause he reeks of amesac!

Dahl Corp. wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:

Luna Dragon wrote:Luna Pintus: I doubt that anybody will join the pental squads if Wolfhead doesn't at somepoint.

zzzzzzzz...wu? oh. heheheee..... zzzzzzzzzzzz

Luna Pintus: Is he drunk? If he is, I'm not driving in front of him during a battle sir.

He is drunk and he need a good cold shower to clear his head! Someone please take him to the barracks cause he reeks of amesac!

22- Pvt Virzoki- I think it would be easier if the Commisar shot him for incopitance.

Oh quite, scruote fired the cannon. trust, i'm awake. and business will be conducted as normal

22- Pvt Virzoki- I think it would be easier if the Commisar shot him for incopitance.

Glass houses.

You're in one.

<hands Private Virzoki a rock>

stonned_astartes wrote:Oh quite, scruote fired the cannon. trust, i'm awake. and business will be conducted as normal

Luna Pintus: I still want to stay behind your tank with the Emperor's Honour, that way, the enemy has get through you.

stonned_astartes wrote:Oryte oryte....i can stand... smerfs, inquisition or...or yapping dinosaurs... non can stand before the WRATHS cannon and tread. They can take our lands, they can take our women, but they can never, TAKE OUR FREEEDOMM!

Luna Pintus: What are these aliens called smerfs like? Who's Non, I like the sound of him...

Ha, ha.

Hey, look it's the Red Corsairs!

"Let's hope they don't notice they don't shoot me.."

We land in 3 days ready troopers?

Aye Sir! Ready for action!

I just hope that maniac Marbo has been practicing flinging those demo charges, I dont wanna get hit by a deviation

Who knows what he does? he went off in a traders craft that docked a day ago, who knows where he is now..

Ashryu wrote:I just hope that maniac Marbo has been practicing flinging those demo charges, I dont wanna get hit by a deviation

also, don't wanna let him hear you calling him a maniac..

Trooper Guerrero, Call Number 66, Ready for action, sir!

What special weapon will Squad I of the Gamma be equipped with? Are we still outflanking?

130 - Commissar Wasabi here:

Private Pintus, you shouldn't have any fear. If Driver Wolfhead displays ANY form of incompetence on the battlefield, be it being unprepared for battle, or reporting in in a shape that is not battle ready, you have my PERSONAL GUARANTEE that I will rip open the hatch to his Leman Russ, pull him out, harness him to his own tank, and then make him PULL the Marshall's Wrath into combat, rather than drive.

And to whoever has been hiding my poetry books, and stealing my fine brandy, I'm onto you.

That was me commissar, the brandy is against regulations, however if you want to join me in my quarters with lord commissar von humps, we shall dispose of it together!

and overseer purple

hlaine.larkin wrote:That was me commissar, the brandy is against regulations, however if you want to join me in my quarters with lord commissar von humps, we shall dispose of it together!

Oh! Well then, sir, you should've just told me! I make it a point to ensure that any and all contraband is disposed of in the most befitting way. I'd be more than happy to have you, the good lord commissar, and the overseer aid me!

131-Ovr. Purple-A good dose of Cadian courage may help me too better conduct my duties on the internet.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:130 - Commissar Wasabi here:

Private Pintus, you shouldn't have any fear. If Driver Wolfhead displays ANY form of incompetence on the battlefield, be it being unprepared for battle, or reporting in in a shape that is not battle ready, you have my PERSONAL GUARANTEE that I will rip open the hatch to his Leman Russ, pull him out, harness him to his own tank, and then make him PULL the Marshall's Wrath into combat, rather than drive.

And to whoever has been hiding my poetry books, and stealing my fine brandy, I'm onto you.

Commander Seric: I like the sound of that commissar, I will enjoy seeing Wolfhead pull the tank into combat with the nids. I will have to save that moment...

*checks to see if video cameras on tank are ready*

CadianCommander wrote:

22- Pvt Virzoki- I think it would be easier if the Commisar shot him for incopitance.

Glass houses.

You're in one.

<hands Private Virzoki a rock>

hlaine.larkin wrote:We land in 3 days ready troopers?

96- Gunner Giles- Aye, sir, I can already feel an itch in my trigger finger!

-Prisoner Bobbysocks- Here's hopin you roll gunslingers for the penal squad! Maybe then me and Overseer Purple won't get eaten, or at least me.......

131-Ovr. Purple-I fully intend on living through this battle prisoner, i wouldn't give you the satisfaction of seeing me die.

96- Gunner Giles said
Aye, sir, I can already feel an itch in my trigger finger!

15-VT-SWO JKB: Gunner Giles, there's about thirty-odd jungle diseases that can cause that kinda rash. I'd suggest you go see the medic for some lotion.

.....or start killing the Imperium's enemies. Either way.

24 hours til the go lads, still no idea what we are facing- no messages are getting through, apparently there was a demon incursion onto another ship in the flotilla, so guard yourselves carefully!

we may also get a new russ, as the ogryns have been delayed in arrival- we arn't sure their transport will make it , so it may become a permanent addition