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Naked in the mall (again).

get stuck working for the rest of your life on a customer support line or in a super market?

Customer Support Line

Would you rather work in the army or Navy for life?

Navy. I don't get sea sick and I dislike people actually shooting at me.

OK on a theme join up with the Marines or the Army of your country.

Eat some cheese that has been tinnedin a can for 1000 years, it's all moldy and juicy

Or

Eat your cats... manure.

Cat manure. Little dried pellet? Down the hatch.

Be blind or deaf?

blind
Would you rather have to only paint or only game for life which would you pick?

Only paint

....read a good book or whatch a good movie?

read a good book

Watch Batman and Robin or break your favourite model?

Batman and Robin. Kerpow.

Have your toe nails extracted or go to an ultra cheesy boy band concert.

I'd go to the concert, wearing headphones

....get a magnum and fight a grizzly

or

....get a 9mm and fight a wolf?

9mm and wolf. I could get enough in before being mauled too badly.

Ok the only political affiliation that truly matters:

Pirate or ninja.

Pirate.

Droid or Predator.

Predator. I don't want to be in Star Wars.

Attacked by a werewolf

or

Attacked by a vampire

Vampire.

Buffy or willow?

Willow. I don't have time to watch ALL the episodes of Buffy.

It's a girl!

or

It's a boy!

It's a boy!

Be a mouse

or

Be a tortoise

Be a mouse.

No hands or no feet?

No feet. I can get a wheelchair.

Have a video of you being slightly stupid online and seen by millions.

or

Have a video of you being unbelievably, shockingly, stupid online and seen by a few thousand

Slightly stupid, seen by millions. It'd propably be funny, but not too embarasing.

Listen to Justin Beiber for 12 hours non stop

or

Have the fluff section of your codex re-written by Mat Ward

That's easy. Listen to Justin Bieber for 12 hours non stop. Once it's over, it's over.

Be responsible for the destruction of Facebook

or

Be responsible for the destruction of YouTube

Facebook. It's annoying and would be replaced by something better if it went away.

Would you rather get trapped in a lift with Beiber or the crazy frog.

lift with Beiber. He is normal except for when he sings.

Would you rather be a house mate with Mat Ward or One of the Jonas Brothers?

Mat Ward. We can have a "chat" on how he does things.

Survive in a jungle or survive in the desert?

Jungle, there is almost nothing in the desert (apart from sand).

Be blind

or

Be mute

Mute.

RED

or

BLUE

Red all the way

Cake

or

Pie

we had that one already..... cake for me!

in case of zombiepocalypse

would you rather have to fight MAAANY zombies, without any intelligence

or a little amount of intelligent zombies?

Intelligent zombies. Since intelligence doesn't make you move faster, I can just speed walk away from the stupidly slow zombies.

Have tons of work to do on just a few days

or

Small amounts of work everyday?

Small amounts. It makes it less physically demanding.

Go to Vegas or Bangkok?

Vegas.

Be a fluff writer

or

be a model designer