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Model designer

Waould you rather serve 10 years for a crime you did not commit or chase a one armed man around North America for 15 years?

Chase a one armed man around North America for 15 years...

Would you rather:
Build a Deathstar out of bacon (Fully detailed and the 2nd one) or speak backwards for 20 years...

bacon deathstar......we miniature freaks should be able to do omething like that....

.....be reborn as a lamb

Or

not at all?

Reborn as a lamb.

Be an Assassin.
or
Be a Templar.

Assassin.

Step on 5 legos a day for a month,

or

not have your favorite food for a year.

Step on legos.

Fight Darth Vader with a machine gun

or

Fight Sauron with a rocket launcher

Definitely sauron with a rocket launcher, my aim is good and I can keep my distance from the tall freak. No force choke for me.

Eat water bugs for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 10 years
Or
Eat pills that make your sweat smell like poop for 10 years

Eat water bugs for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 10 years

Have Bipolar Disorder or Borderline Personality Disorder.

Bipolar disorder (I'm quite sure I already have it anyway)

Climb the tallest tree in the world

or

Run three marathons in a single day

climb the tree. Sounds fun!

....find yourself in front of a crowd with an Instrument, but you dont know how to play it and they are demanding music

or

....screw up someones wedding by running through the church naked?

Screw up the wedding. Imagien the paper headlines if I came running naked true your wedding ceremony!

Play in a Orky Orchestra

or

A Skaven adult film

Orky Orchestra for me. I DO know how to play a Saxophone at least..... (though thats not an orky instrument.....)

.....travel back in time and sit in a trench in WW1

or

.....travel some further and fight the Azteks in Mexico?

Figth Azteks, because they dont have guns or poisend gas.

Apache Indian

or

Cheyeene indian

Apache indian, becasue I haven't heard of a Cheyeene Indian

Would you rather

Xbox 360

or

PS3 (and give your reason)

PS3. Free online and Uncharted.
Fight in Iraq or Fight in Africa?

Africa, don't know why.

Drop a shot-put ball on your foot

or

Full on punch, kick and head-butt a brick wall.

My poor foot....


....eat ten random insects you find in the nearest forest

or

eat the biggest, fattest maggot ever?

Ten random insects. They're not so bad.

Have a humiliating job you hate that pays badly

or

Unemployment

Unemployment. I'l get another job!

big, shadowy and red,
or
small, bright and blue?

BIG SHADOWY REDDDDDD!

Be Chuck Norris for a Minute (No time stopping)

or

Have the power to produce food unlimitedly.

Holy crap thats a great question, Chuck norris is like the most awesome person ever, but unlimited food would save thousands in the long run.

I go with Unlimited food (sorry chuck norris)

Would you rather

Be drowned by a swarm of billion ants that crawl into your body and bite your innards?

or

Be impaled by good old Vlad with a rusty spear?

spear, it doesnt take so long

would you rather

grind your fav model to dust and bake a muffin from it (and eat the muffin!)

or

go to work in underwear for three days?

Work in my underwear. They're all a bunch of whiny morons anyways.

The ability to shoot ice-cream from your fingertips

Or

The ability to go back five minutes to change something that happened to you, This can only be used once a day though.

Five minute ability for me. It can save lives!

Would you rather....

time travel and meet your ancestors in the 1500s

or

trave to the future and meet your relatives in 500 years?

500 years in the future, if humans are still around that is!

Sweet

or

Sour

Sweet.

Would you rather kill your mother or three of your best friends?

Mother. Freud was WRONG!

Have to spend your life with sock'em boppers for hands, or a hippety hop for legs?

Neither, I choose death! Jokes. I guess hippety hops.

Would you rather watch the worse film in the world or break your favourite model?

Whatch the film. I can cheat and close my eyes, and It'f be over soon.....

Would you rather

drink your white glue

or

spend 20$ on MLP posters?

2nd. I thought the questions were meant to be hard.

Never post on Dakka again

or

No Word processing programs ever again?