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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Sounds reasonable. Would that entail upgrading my OS from Windows 95?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

There was this holo-disk in your body called "vista", you want that?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I don't think that's important. You can have it if you want



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Does this mean he'll make that nice "Ba-dah" sound effect when waking up?

[Stands just far enough away to avoid being smacked]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace




My OS' startup sound is superior.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*walks out of workshop triumphantly*

It is done.

Fully upgraded, with a brand new power source, a custom sensor array, all mechadentites re-worked and upgraded, upgraded weaponry, and with new armor plating. All miscellaneous systems have be re-enabled, and several design flaws fixed. Damage to remaining biological parts has been healed, and several systems of tau design, including a micro-computer, drone controller, and miniaturized shield generator have been added. And I mended your robe too.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Huzzah! Welcome back to the land of the walking, Verviedi!

[Claps excitedly] [Confetti and balloons drop from the ceiling in celebration]

..Dibs on not cleaning that up.

Or your office.

[Sits down under table and smokes]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Design flaws? Where?

I feel... Enlightened!

Thank you, my blue friend!

*Large hoversled drops off a gift and zooms off through a wall*

What's that about my office?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Nothing...

[Smoke from under table increases]

I mean it's not like shortly before you started playing leapfrog with a giant squiggoth... I might've been busy pumping several hundred gallons of melted butter in there... That'd now be reasonably set firm...



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Opens door*

*Notices semisolid blob*

01000001 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01000111 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 01001000 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100001!!!!!!!!!

*Optics flash maliciously*

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Table starts edging towards door]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Releases wordless binaric scream*

*Several patches of floor turn into random industrial piping and table turns into fully animate Canoptek Spyder*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Apparently... After 27 surgeries and some augmented devices attached to repair the damage.... I've become more in-line with today's more technological nightmarish constructs. You will pay for your insolence. Mark my words!

But.... I could use a chilled Soanish sangria. After all.... I did control the peninsula for a time...

CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...?

...!!!

[Screaming from under Spyder-table]

[Fires bolt pistol upwards until running out of bolts and spare ammo] [Throws empty pistol at Verviedi's head]
[Puts arms over face]



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I invoke the Omnissiah, Forgelord, God of all Machines!

*Walls slowly and partially convert to clockwork*

*Hit in the head by bolt pistol*

*Changes stop and table turns into an inert blob of metal*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in ca
Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Canada

Huh, huh, huh, hi!
Love these vector mcdusits screens around here!
It sh,sh,shows my green side.
What is with the angry red dude?
When is a table not a screen? When it screans! Ha!
Really, calm that thing down.
I need my sleep like "clockwork" and now that you mention it...

A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
Napoleon Bonaparte 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stops screaming] [Remains under 'table' with arms over head]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in ca
Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Canada

Oooooo!
The red guy has been "upgraded" to Windows 98!
Wait, wait, wait, you didn't know!
It gives me gas but has a cleaner boot install for those sys, sys,sys-crash moments!
When you suck back too hard on a plasma, ma,ma reactor you will appreciate the cleaner boot-up, I mean it really gives you a good boot to the fuzzy logic sub-processor if you know what I mean.

Why is there slippery yellow stuff in that room?
Why do I have a sudden need for popcorn?

What was I doing again?

A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
Napoleon Bonaparte 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

..........

*Crash*

*Reboot.*

What.

You know... This is why we have neural implants....

*Shudder and hides under table with BC*

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"Things have become quite entertaining for me around here now!"

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Uncovers eyes] Gah! [Notices Verviedi] I mean, hello.

[Backs out from under table and heads over to butter tank] [Waves to cyber-JamesGang] [Goes to sleep in tank]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

*Stares at JamesGang's new form*

Truce?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Walks in*

Oi! I waz eaten by da warp! What did I miss?

*pulls out strange looking shoota*

Look I made dis with some of da parts out of Verviedi... extra parts he waz not using!



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Is that... My leg? But...

*Looks down*

*Sees both legs firmly attached*

What.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

....


Alright, I swear you had two legs when I started fixing you, and I don't remember adding any.

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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"I recall he walked like a spider thing."

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Wait.... what.

Alright something weird is happening. He had more spider, but had two legs and zombie took one of his legs, and he still had two legs, and I fixed his legs, and he still had two legs. Meaning he should, theoretically, have anywhere between 1-7 legs.

On the other hand, his legs are covered by a robe, and we can't observe his legs, thus he has 1 leg and 7 legs at the same time. Maybe.

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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Therefore on average I have 4 legs?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

How many legs do you have?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks down*

*Sees legs randomly popping in and out of existence*


....Whatthehell.

LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THAT.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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