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Heavy Rotation by girl group AKB48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c&feature=related





So, how many fetishes can Japan fit into one music video?

Answer:

Spoiler:
All of them, every last one.

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"This video is currently unavailable"

The link works, but not the embedded video.

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Darn... click the link, it's worth it for the sheer insanity and pandering.

 
   
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You know not the degree of perversion that the perverted Japanese businessmen can reach.

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If I had a gun I would put it in my mouth after watching/hearing that...

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Well what's all this now?

   
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The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

I can't actually watch the video, which sucks. Screenshots please?

Anyway, by the sounds of things, the Japanese dream of trolling reality and howling with mirth at the looks on our western faces is working. Good on them I say.

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Reading about that group on Wiki, it's a really curious idea... A pop group with 64 members and four teams isn't really a pop group.

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FITZZ wrote: This....
To me in doesn't embody one of the most feared Orkz of all time..it just comes across as saying " Hey!! Gimme your milk money!!"


And how does that NOT embody one of the most feared orkz of all time?
 
   
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Aside from the music I quite enjoyed that.
   
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I can name at least 200 fetishes which were not covered in this video. Thanks for the link to some good music though!!

 
   
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Lux_Lucis wrote:Reading about that group on Wiki, it's a really curious idea... A pop group with 64 members and four teams isn't really a pop group.


It's an agent's dream. They're all 100% disposable and can be replaced at any time. If any of them get in a scandal or go all diva there's millions more where they came from.

The brand name matters not the individual 'talent'.


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Shadowseer_Kim wrote:I can name at least 200 fetishes which were not covered in this video. Thanks for the link to some good music though!!


You're not looking close enough then

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Ahh but in the field of fetishes, I am an expert. It is my profession, so I feel quite confident in my statement. I was not just bopping to the music.

 
   
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Shadowseer_Kim wrote:I can name at least 200 fetishes which were not covered in this video. Thanks for the link to some good music though!!
Yeah, same here. Son, I am disappoint.

AKB has a few nice songs, but I still like Hinoi Team better - not in the least for the funny acts they pulled with Korikki, or because you actually have a chance of remembering all the singers' names there.

Scandal remains my favorite, tho. \m/


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Probably work

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Corpsesarefun wrote:Lacked tentacles, 2 stars.


Also, this. Glad to see some other paragon of virtue beat me to it.

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Shadowseer_Kim wrote:I can name at least 200 fetishes which were not covered in this video. Thanks for the link to some good music though!!

200? I only counted 10. Although I was being pretty generous with my rating. Some were implied more than being actually explicit.

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biccat wrote:
Shadowseer_Kim wrote:I can name at least 200 fetishes which were not covered in this video. Thanks for the link to some good music though!!

200? I only counted 10. Although I was being pretty generous with my rating. Some were implied more than being actually explicit.
Yeah, he said not covered. I think your rating is pretty accurate.
   
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Yeah, I thought that was going to go to a much stranger, darker, and more interesting place. I got cotton candy instead.
   
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biccat wrote:
Shadowseer_Kim wrote:I can name at least 200 fetishes which were not covered in this video. Thanks for the link to some good music though!!

200? I only counted 10. Although I was being pretty generous with my rating. Some were implied more than being actually explicit.


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Lynata wrote:
biccat wrote:
Shadowseer_Kim wrote:I can name at least 200 fetishes which were not covered in this video. Thanks for the link to some good music though!!

200? I only counted 10. Although I was being pretty generous with my rating. Some were implied more than being actually explicit.
Yeah, he said not covered. I think your rating is pretty accurate.

That's what I meant.

I had a list. 10 were left afterwards.

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biccat wrote:
Lynata wrote:
biccat wrote:
Shadowseer_Kim wrote:I can name at least 200 fetishes which were not covered in this video. Thanks for the link to some good music though!!

200? I only counted 10. Although I was being pretty generous with my rating. Some were implied more than being actually explicit.
Yeah, he said not covered. I think your rating is pretty accurate.

That's what I meant.

I had a list. 10 were left afterwards.


That would make a very interesting psychology test.

 
   
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biccat wrote:That's what I meant.
I had a list. 10 were left afterwards.
Ooooh. Now I get it.

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Squigsquasher wrote:I can't actually watch the video, which sucks. Screenshots please?

A bunch of cute little Japanese girls in lingerie, rolling around and doing things... lying in bed, having pillow fights, eating, kissing each other, going down on microphones... that sort of stuff. All to the tune of an overy up-beat and chipper song in Japanese with bits of the chorus in English.

Corpsesarefun wrote:Lacked tentacles, 2 stars.

I LOL'd... well played Corpse.

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Looks like good wholesome entertainment to me.

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Frazzled wrote:Looks like good wholesome entertainment to me.


Are you kidding me?! My ears started to bleed as soon as the music started.
   
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Holesome entertainment perhaps...

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