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**sing your life**

Granted but it's one of helgrenze's scarleccs disguised as a velocaraptor. It eats you and you spend the next millenium being digested by it [whilst still alive

].

I wish for a David Bowie vocaloid so I can make him sing the phonebook.

**Desubot**

Granted but it sings in dolphin.

I wish all threads would get on track.

**helgrenze**

Granted. But they are run over by the 4:05 from Wichita.

I wish I was at Gencon.

**sing your life**

Grnated but you have no way of getting back home.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

**Desubot**

Granted you have no more wishes good day

I wish paper money would rain from the sky

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you get kidnapped by Dr.Who to see it rain money and travel through time and space to Berlin, Germany during the fall of 1945. People are throwing bricks of money along with thousands of loose bills out the window. One of the bricks hits you in the head knocking you out. You wake up striped naked in the middle of the street back in your own time. Have a nice day.

Can I get some normal fresh bacon?

**helgrenze**

Granted.... it is so fresh you have to kill the pig.

I wish My pool water wasn't green after it rains.

**Desubot**

Granted it turns red instead, your neighbors see it and call the cops.

I wish i didn't just burn my tongue on this hot coffee.

**snurl**

Granted. Instead of your tounge, it spills on your crotch instead.

I wish for less dead RPG threads.

**marrowick**

Granted. Now all the slots are full and all you can do is observe.

I wish you would join the revealations of Hynnexia. (Seriously though)

**sing your life**

granted. You are playing as shrub.

I wish for a David Bowie vocaloid.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. David Bowie is terrible enought that this wish doesn't need corruption

I wish that you could eat what ever you wanted with out gaining unwanted weight

**sing your life**

Overlord Thraka wrote:
Granted. David Bowie is terrible enought that this wish doesn't need corruption

You are unclean. Say hello to the greater men. Tell them your secrets, they'll line the grave.

Oh what have you done?

Oh what have you done?

Love is lost, lost is love

.

**snurl**

I wish that made sense.

**PredaKhaine**

No wish. Just for that, I freeze David Bowie with liquid nitrogen and leave him stuck to the floor in the middle of your house. Enjoy

I wish for sing your life to get lots of Bowie audio samples instead. Which I recorded while freezing him, so they all say 'aargh, save me!'

**sing your life**

Granted but I use my vocaloid program to decipher his voice and after a few weeks, make a song that consists of Bowie and Miku singing "YOUR FACE!!!" repeatably over a backtune of acordian music. I then them hook up some un-mutable speakers around your house and have them play the song 24/7. Have fun

.

I wish for a david bowie vocaloid.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. It turns out to be the best thing his voice has ever been in. When he realises that, he gives up singing and copyrights his voice so it can never be used again. The world breathes a sigh of relief.
I wish for David Bowie to meet the anti bowie. The anti bowie uses exactly the opposite phase sinewave, cancels Bowies voice and he is never heard from again. After 2 minutes, we all forget he ever existed.

**snurl**

Granted. Except you can still hear samples from Ziggy Stardust from time to time. But no one knows where they came from.

I wish for a world tour.

**sing your life**

granted but it's a walking tour of the middle-earth world. You cannot complete it becuase it requires you to go through Mordor.

I wish I could absorb the concieniness of all the vocaloids and Freddie Mercury.

**marrowick**

Granted. But you absorb all of them at once, go insane, go into a coma, and eventually die from lack of food and water.

**snurl**

No wish. You are forced to answer endless posts about something called a Vocaloid.

I wish for a higher standard for popular music, raiseing the bar, if you will. Bands today just don't seem to be making the effort they once did.

**sing your life**

granted but you have to admit that JB has [actually] become a great musician.

I wish for cheese.

**snurl**

AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH !
That hurt.

Cheese? Granted. You play Space Wolves.

I wish for less lower back pain.

**ChaoticMind**

You have no vertebra and live in the 15 hundreds. Can't have back pain without a back! Too bad the docs can't help with the spontaneously missing spine, modern ones might be able to create a work-around.

I wish I had any job. (Oh yeah, Do your worst.)

**sing your life**

granted. Your job is to dispose of gak by eating it.

I wish for cheese.

**snurl**

Granted. Gak Cheese. Enjoy it before Chaoticmind eats it.

I wish for a better blacklight.

**Desubot**

Granted. its so strong it gives you skin cancer

I wish for a better computer.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. Unfortunately, it calls itself skynet.
(Sings) I wish it could be Christmas every day.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. Now everyday is christmas.

We all have to work nearly all christmas's now. On average, 48 weeks of christmas working a year. And everyone is skint.

I wish for mini masterpeice optimus prime.

**sing your life**

Granted, but a mini masterpiece megatron breaks it.

I wish for celebrations! Cheese... for everyone!!!