40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get an AD&D campaign.

I insert some Reaper Bones.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a box of Bone Reapers

I insert a blank codex.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Matt Ward.

I insert a Top Fuel dragster.

**snurl**

You get the smell of burning nitro.

I insert a rake.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a chore list

I insert Matt Ward

**snurl**

You get an abomination.

I insert a Thunderhawk Gunship.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You go broke.

I insert a pineapple.

**snurl**

You get a bikini bottom.

I insert a silver bullet.

**korbenn**

You get a wheelchair.

I insert a pair of loaded revolvers.

**SixT4Pixels**

You get a cowboy. From like, 2008.

I insert a camera.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Smartphone

I insert a krak grenade

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Kraken.

I insert a rivet.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a pot of agrax earthshade.

I insert this thread.

**snurl**

You get a box of awesome.

I insert a vampire's cape.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pair of glittering jeans

I insert a FidgetSpinner tied to a Fidget Cube

**SixT4Pixels**

You get thousands of dollars.

I insert a teddy bear.

**snurl**

You get a grizzly bear.

I insert a parrot.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a pirate.

I insert a 4x8 sheet of 3/4" pressure-treated plywood.

**snurl**

You get a box of drywall screws.

I insert a gallon of primer.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a single pot of Citadel Imperial Primer.

I insert the new Mortarion model.

**snurl**

You get an old lead ogryn.

I insert Rubicon's Tiger I.

**jeff white**

You get a real tiger, and it eats you!

I insert my finger.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a leaky jar of fart gas.

I insert a small donkey.

**snurl**

You get a little ass.

I insert hornets.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get stung.

I insert a train wreck.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a list of Dakka threads concerning politics

I insert a small blue cow

**ZergSmasher**

You get some blue cheese.

I insert a blue waffle.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get an annoying 90's song.
Da ba dee, da ba die...

I insert the new Plague Surgeon.

**jeff white**

You get it back.

I insert the vending machine, into itself.

**snurl**

You get a new, Improved, Vendotron 2.0, and a fish-slap.

I insert NASCAR.