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2013/08/23 07:45:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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No wish. You are turned bright pink, lemon yellow, and flourescent green.
I wish for more paint.
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2013/08/23 07:53:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - you get 4000 litres of puce.
I wish I knew why someones car alarm went of for 40min at 3.30am.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/08/23 14:27:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. Then your put in jail for attempted grand theft auto
I wish somebody would corrupt my last wish
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2013/08/23 15:02:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted. You can now accurately predict things that already happened.
I wish it would rain.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/08/23 15:22:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Granted It's raining men ~ hallelujah~
I wish for some vegemite
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2013/08/23 16:27:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted. Now its raining men... covered in vegemite
I wish for a phone that's easier to type on.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/23 16:28:45
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/08/23 17:14:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted... it is 4 feet by 6 feet and weighs 50 pounds.
I wish some-one would make it rain up in here.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/08/23 17:15:23
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted but that's all the phone can do.
I wish for a small piece of cheese.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/08/23 18:34:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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helgrenze & sing your life
Granted, there are tiny thunder clouds floating above your heads raining stinking bishop.
I wish for a pickled turkey.
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2013/08/23 18:47:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Granted. But it makes you ill
I wish for a small nation to believe I am their god
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2013/08/23 18:49:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Granted they throw all the women into the volcano in your name. Enjoy the sausage fest.
I wish for pamcakes
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2013/08/23 18:53:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, you have cakes made from Pam nonstick spray. If that is what you actually wanted then you get cyanide flavored pancakes instead.
I wish for a cleverer corrupted pickled turkey.
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2013/08/23 19:10:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Granted, you recieve the purest, most devout pickled turkey to ever walk the earth
I wish for a Spitfire
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2013/08/23 21:34:44
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, you get a spitfire that was shot down and wrecked in WW2.
I wish anyone who corrupt this wish would get banned from dakka dakka.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/23 21:35:28
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2013/08/23 21:35:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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No Wish?! you are now made on cheese
Edit: bah! Granted but they come back as an admin then perma ban you for editing in a wish.
I wish I won the California lottery
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/23 21:37:00
Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2013/08/23 21:39:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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Granted Mister: you won. Same as other 92 million people.
I wish my sculpting skills greatly improve.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/08/23 21:50:38
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2013/08/24 02:00:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted... you can sculpt at the level of Michaelangelo... However you become obsessed with sculpting the perfect penis... research required.
I wish I could buy a NFL team.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/08/24 02:42:13
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted, the NFL team never wins a single game.
I wish I was given any GW model I desired and was a good quality!
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 6000 points 
 4000 points 
Empire 5500 Points
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2013/08/24 10:44:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It is automatically nerfed in the next codex and becomes useless.
I wish for the Squats return.
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2013/08/24 11:03:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Granted. The new codes is written by Mat Ward and everyone hates it. I wish for better carnifexes
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2013/08/24 11:03:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Granted. The new codex is written by Mat Ward and everyone hates it. I wish for better carnifexes
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/24 11:04:03
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2013/08/24 13:12:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, the carnifexes are better at being a waste of points.
I wish my david bowie vocaloid would work.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/08/24 21:23:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It works, but it is quickly eaten by an improved Carnifex.
I wish for an improved Squat codex.
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2013/08/25 03:39:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Flailing Flagellant
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Granted, the Squats are now taller and thus no longer squats. Also, the codex is written by Matt Ward.
I wish for the Sisters of Battle to be redone beautifully and released.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/25 03:39:53
Age: 22
 Space Marines
Imperial Guard
 (Some) Sisters of Battle
 Tyranids
 Tau
 Chaos Marines |
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2013/08/25 05:33:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But now they are redone as My Little Sisters of Battle Fashion Dolls with accesories.
I wish Squats were just waiting for an update like the Sisters are.
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2013/08/25 10:27:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Granted. They wait. Nothing happens.
I wish I had some sandwiches.
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2013/08/25 10:54:15
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted. Enjoy your month-old sandwiches.
I wish I were a fish.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/08/25 11:37:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Booming Thunderer
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granted you are a magicarp
i wish for a full sized driveable land raider
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2013/08/25 14:14:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a fullsize driveable land raider.
While you are downtown trying to get it registered so it can be driven legally it is stolen and stripped. Parts of it are in several countries within a few days.
I wish for a quiet afternoon.
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2013/08/25 15:22:09
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, It's a quiet afternoon... too quiet...
I wish I new where church ex lives so I can who's laughing when a gyrados [me actaully] smashes down his door.
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