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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Larry: He will be here in around an hour. And don't forget about Perry. He has the highest kill count currently.

*Larry finishes plate of dolphins and continues working*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

Of course. No rush wade. You can loose any day *smiles*

*high fab laughs*
Ha... Maria, your ment to be the tame one.
Your far more confident... Since ...agh...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/30 21:54:51


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Yea yea yea, the land duck otter that's somehow green won't be keeping that record for much longer.

*looks at Maria*

I'm good at a lot of things, and losing ain't one of 'em.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria calmly*

I don,t like losing either..

But not today... Il let you go sort your bobba issues first...


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT walks over to Yarrick and sits down*
OT: Ugh... welcome back Sebastian. I've got something for your crusade. *Offers a standard looking powersword*
OT: Custom made by yours truly, It's got a few special features...

*Billy hobbles out of his room holding his head*
Billy: Feels like a herd of cattle stamped on my head...

OOC: I went climbing on a rope course 30 feet in the air...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:00:53


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*grabs a bottle from a mini-fridge and tosses it to Billy*

Then maybe that oughta help.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy barely catches it*
Billy: What is it?... *suspicious of Wade*

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla grabs a spare med kit, few bits from kitchen and a glass*

Hmmm bit and this... And that... *mixes a dozen items*

*stirs glass and adds a sprig of mint to pale blue liquid*

Try this, marlas hangover cure. Proven personal recipe.
Only side effect Is one in 1000 times you will go blue and look like a Smurf for a few hours ....

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:24:19


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*shrugs*

No idea, but the bird guys drink it and seem to enjoy it. If it makes you feel any better, I'll take a drink of it too.

*Shaper shakes his head slightly and watches on*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Grabs Marla from behind and squeezes*

I just spent the last 4 hours looking through you 'unseen' videos, *Giggles and moves hands away from chest'* and I'm just saying, they were really fething hot...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Billy: Which bird guy? And Marla, thanks but I think I'd rather be hungover like this than have Black Hawk see me blue

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

J: Meow'ou'feelin?

*Curled up on the couch with teddy*

*Whisky bottle labelled '407' lying half empty on the table*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla*

Well... Now you know *smiles* I have my... Specalties....
I kinda hid those. The ones online are ernough.

Yes... I've been there. Done it. Got the video...
*grins* fine... Yes it was great fun...

Billy..... 1- in a 1000 odds... Just drink it... It cures fast.
Never happened yet.

*Maria nods to Marla to confirm there hidden again*

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:33:24


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Billy: Awful *limps over to the couch and sit next to Jordan*

Marla, I... oh fine. *Grabs the bottle and takes a swig then looks at hand*
Billy: So... when this goes horribly wrong how long will it take to fade?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:33:37


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I don't know their names. Beaky, knives, quills on their heads, and can't beat me in a fight. Ring a bell?

*Shaper clears his throat*
Shaper: I suggest you call us kroot, and not 'bird guys'. And that's a bottle of Kre'kui. Something the kindred make from time to time. I prefer something with more kick, but if you'd like you can have a taste.

DP: Cray kuwee. See? It's not like I was going to give you something to hurt you. I'm just trying to help out a hungover man in distress, nothing more.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Maybe you could uh...Do it again sometime, with someone else... *Winks and lets go* That someone won't be me though. I need to stop all this flirty business, it's tempting me to do something I know I'll regret later.

J: 'East yor walkeen..

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla*

4-6 hours depending on how you can take your booze...

If your lucky a tinge if not you go ultramarine blue....

Nothing serious.

*turns to varden*
Oh... I found more... Refined ways....
*smiles*
Oh don,t worry... I wouldn't let you. I'm too good a friend to let you feth up what you got.
If we where single..well.... Different story . But. Well I'm not gonna let ya lose sebstian..

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:45:52


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Billy: I get the feelin' we're goin' to need more of that cure...

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla whips up a pint of the cure*

There ya go billy. Down that and youl be fine.
Cure a freaking oygan...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:44:33


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles and kisses Marla on the cheek*

Thanks sis, but now I gotta pack the rest of my gak, so yeah, I'll do that now.

*Winks*

Who knows...Maybe I come back to a single Marla...Might be some fun, if you know what I mean, and I could maybe get Sebastian in on the fun...

*Jordan blows a raspberry at Billy*

J: I'an 'old my alca- aco- alchi- alcohi- whisky. I'an 'old mah whisky!

*Sits up and puts feet up on couch*

*Moves the opposite side of the couch and looks at Billy*

J: How mush do yoo hate m', onna scale ov one, to teng?

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:48:22


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy swigs and winces*
Billy: Tastes like... Mac's cookin'

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla* oh that's the viagra.....

Don,t worry I neutralised its normal effects.... Only as a blood booster to get more oxygen flowing and thus clear the toxins causing hangover faster. ..

*to varden*
*hugs* come back safe babe. All I ask. No hero. Just safe.
The custom chest plate is by baneblade. We tested it on Maria and she's comfey anda half size bigger...
My armour maker.... Used to those with.... Assets....
She makes my stuff. And it fits perfectly.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:54:07


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Grins*

You'll uh...You'll have to show me when I get back, eh?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla smiles *

Come back alive Il show you a few tricks....
Sebastian will not know what hit him....
*grins*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/30 23:57:20


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Babe, you're just giving me incentive...

*Facepalms*

And here I said I would lay off the flirtiness...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy looks up from the couch*
Billy: Oh are you leavin' again?

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla*

Im off on a trip soon too...
Meet the inlaws. Kinda nervous....

Down that cure while I'm here to mix it. Jordan need a pint of it?

*to varden*
I want ya back alive.....
Your a sister...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/31 00:04:30


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Yeah. Going to a war. Sebastian and I will be leaving soonish.

*Smiles*

Never thought I'd meet the actual Billy the Kid...

J: Oky...Ign're me...

*Pulls feet away from Billy and curls back up*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy grins widely as his headache begins to wear off and he's recognized*
Billy: Finally! You know the worst part about livin' so long? No-one knows who ya are anymore! Pleasure ta meetcha!
*Billy puts a hand on Jordan's shoulder*
Billy: Sorry, I could never ignore you, just got distracted is all.

*Morri looks sad*
Morri: So soon?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/31 00:05:49


 
   
 
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