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It's not the fighting.. No. It's the idea. We're not fighting Orks... [Rubs bridge of nose] We're fighting humans. It's a crusade to put down a rebelling planet.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Ooc milo and yarrick are only men fluffy will let touch....
Others get teeth..
Bic.
Fluffy lets milo scratch her ear...
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Killing your own kindred is never easy. Sometimes Shapers must kill their own kindred if they are too twisted, if they have hunted the wrong prey. But it must be done, to keep the kroot strong.
OOC: Does the Shaper count in that, because he may have a workaround.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
May not be trusting of...
She,s a very defensive wolf of Marla and will bite. And if full size...
Will if Marla afirms there freind.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
OOC: Well, kroot can use pheromones to calm animals down. They do it when stalking prey, because startling wildlife can give away your location. But the Shaper doesn't really have "Pet the giant dog of death" at the top of his to do list.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*begins scratching behind Fluffys ear*
Do you like sticks Fluffy?
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Civilians? Why are they the targets? I would think that the governor, or whoever started the mess would be targeted. Cut off the head, and the body dies with it.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
So ... Maybe 2-3 feet at shoulder. Still not full strength or propper coat.
Full sizes thunderwolf... Is like a rhinoceros... 6-7 maybe more at shoulder. Very muscular and very intelligent.
Fur capable to stopping bullets. Like thick wire
Teeth like combat knives that cut though steel.
Fluffy temprament is calm to females.
Males very much does not like. Will not let touch. At all.
To Marla very obidient. Will respect Maria and used to Amelia.
Will let yarrick and milo touch.
Will tolerate boro and not used to but will grow to slowly.
Basicaly at full size will taller than marks who is 5,6
Dark fur.
Bic *fluffy nods her head and eyes light up playfully *
*marla* fluffy has taken well to you dear. She nornaly does like men. Why I partly took you back. She,s very intelligent . I trust her judgement. *scratches ear and cocks her head to let it happen*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
I'm.bending fluff a tad but she,s been raised from a young puppy by Marla so more tame. Marlas had fluffy a while but she does not pop out much.
Fluffy in part is ment to be like marlas bodyguard, and protective.
Simple rule. Male character . Don,t fuss her unless listed
Larry is like a giant dinosaur...right?
Bic *fluffy looks confused at Larry. Part backing off from size, part trying to stand ground*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
OOC I think its about time I posted a video with a Lagiacrus in it to help clarify what Larry looks like (Tho his arms and legs are longer then normal from Vervi juice) he is also around 25 long from snout to tail tip.
BIC
*Larry looks at fluffy briefly then goes back to thawing out dolphins*
OOC He also wears a suit has control over electricity (that he has to produce) and has easy to penetrate hide (given monster hunter standards aka giant swords 4ft arrows and giant bullets).
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence.
Though at full size be fun to write a full a giant wolf casually obeying a little 5'6 woman. Lol.
Call for fluffy is under threat.. Laugh...
Then... Fluffy!
*bic Fluffy curled at marlas feet as she talks to milo*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
OOC: Obviously it's your character, so I won't mess with it too much, but I do think the pheromone trick would work.
BIC: *Wade is sparring with a kroot while other kroot stand around and place bets*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Fluffy... Is fine. She,s just not used to you.
*marla*
Wait for it.. Wait.. *waits*
Go eat.
*fluffy runs over and quickly tears into steak with razor like teeth and demolishing it tearing large chunks off *
Ooc It can work...
Just do not expect it to totaly work as fluffy is no mere animal, highly instinctive and intelligent...
So still not be perfect. But work.
OK
Thunderwolf 101
Thunderwolves are truly monstrous animals: they can grow as high as eight feet at the shoulder, their thick fur is as dense as steel wire, and their jaws, filled with enormous and rapidly replaceable teeth, can chew through steel. They are solitary by nature, attacking each other on sight, as if each one is seeking dominance over all other wolves on the planet.
Physically, these creatures are truly monstrous, having more in common with a Terran rhinoceroid than with a Terran canine. Clad in a shaggy coat of rough fur as tough as matted steel wire, their jutting jaws are strong enough to chew through steel.
fluffy
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
*Larry walks past Marla again with a plate covered in dolphins*
*Larry puts plate on desk and starts typing one handed while still standing up other hand holding his chair*
Leo: Well this might be interesting.
*Looks over to Marla*
Larry: Marla have you heard of a "Boba Fett" by any chance. Because he was hired to kill you... Don't fret I nullified his contract because I did not want to lose a friend or a agent. And now that his scheduled is free he is coming here to take a break. Just thought I'd let you know.
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence.
Kill me... Dad hered.... Oh there fethed...
*high fabricator hears *
KILL MY DAUGHTER.... TELL THAT GAK STAIN ANYTHING HAPPENS... I WILL HUNT THEM TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AND BACK
*marla* oh so fethed... If I hurt its war. I'm sure they relise that
*looks relaxed*
*HF*
War... And would annihilate them. Personally...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Larry: I already nullified the contract. And it's only one person who ordered the hit and it was only one man sent to do it... No need for this talk of war.
*Sigh*
Larry: These people take these things way to far...
*Plucks a dolphin off plate and eats it*
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence.
Hey... I defend my family.
Last time ... Well when they got my marilania. We found who... They tried to fight....there planet is a dead world....
We raised the planet to rubble. And the rubble to dust. The dust to ash...
No one touched my family since....
*marla* he did... Me and Maria lead ground armies... I was 32 and leading 1 million men and titans... We where angry...
Giving a angry daughter who lost her mother a million man ground army and power to level cities... Not sure wisest idea...
*HF*
On thinking... Butbit surely did work. You drove there forces from that hive in weeks when the experts said months....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Larry: Ahh yes the lovely thing know as war. It servers very little purpose, well more accurately it heralds little favorable results.
*Larry eats another dolphin*
Larry: Why send an army to burn down worlds when you can send one gifted person to do the same job without mass damage.
*Larry sighs*
Larry: That's partly why I founded my hit service. I manage it so that the people who deserve whats coming. Get it...
OOC Also if anyone wants to use Boba Fett then feel free I'm not calling dibs or anything. If someone wants to take Boba over then by all means do. Makes for better dialog between characters and such.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence.
*hf*
Larry... I tried... I tried to take them out but they ran a planet. Security was tight.... They where water tight...id of used you... But you did not exist...
That method failed....
I let my daughters loose... They got results...
*marla*
Thanks daddy... I did get results.... I was very angry.... And sad.... And so angry...
*HF* the assault on the breach... Flamey... You personally took a .... Very direct role.... They broke quickly...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Larry: Indeed... No offence to you but I'm not very fond of the imperium... Far to messy. Exterminatus and what not. Very. Very. Messy... Tho I will say one of my agents did blow up a planet once, they were not in my organisation at that point...
*Larry eats another dolphin*
Larry: Also talk about xenophobic... If I were to walk off a shuttle onto Terra right now... Well... we all know what would happen... Personally I don't quite like that prospect of being slain for being yourself even if you've done nothing wrong... Irritating to say the least... But never mind that I must get back to work.
*Larry takes a seat and starts typing away at his computer*
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence.
*HF*
I'm... Mechanicim... We are a technical separate allied empire. I bear the skull cog not a eagle of the emparor.
My ancestors are Martian.... Old Martian.
Aye it has its faults... I know them well..
*marla*
Umm yea. Im kinda a symbol of fault. Im a princess...
I admit we are elite.. And I ... Urgh... Yes we are far beyond any citizen.... My tiara a person could not earn in a lifetime... Gak... Yes I'm a problem but what can I change ... I'm not even impirium... I'm mars...
*curls up to wolf* goof fluffy, nice girl.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
*Wade manages to get his sword underneath the kroot's jaw, ending the duel*
*kroot collectively groan and hiss in disappointment*
Kroot Duelist: You fight well human. Not many are that skilled with a blade.
DP: Thanks, Tweety.
*Wade grabs a pouch full of gold coins from a kroot before moving towards Larry*
DP: So Boba is going to be in town? I've been meaning to have a word with him.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Larry: Don't stab, shoot or annoy him please... What am I saying your going to do one of those three things... Never mind, yes Boba will be here for a duration. What business do you have with him?
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence.
Today.. Il let you win... Enjoy it while it lasts...
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/30 21:30:45
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
DP: I just have a few questions for him. And I don't want to hurt him, he can actually make it difficult for me to have the highest kill count. What's the fun if I'm the only one there?
*Wade turns to Maria*
I'd be happy to make your day, free of charge.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
