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**TheAngrySquig**

This is a thread for what would happen to real world things if the characters were replaced by Orks.

For example, What would happen if Game of Thrones got Orked?

**Great White**

We would have to brace for waagh.

**TheAngrySquig**

The Thrakkas would be the Lannisters

Automatically Appended Next Post:
"A Kommando is never wrong, WAAGH is coming."

**hotsauceman1**

Fallout
Waaggh, Waaaagh never changes.

**Grey Templar**

Ghazskull 2012 "Oi, I'ez da biggest an da best. an you betta votz fer me!, or i'll clobber ya good"

**Dheneb**

Skyrim: all shouts replaced with "WAAAGH!".
Politics: All politicians replaced with nobz. So nothing really changes.

**Makarov**

Every single tool you used would be replaced with a coppa.

Your screw driver, now a choppa
Your ax , now a choppa
Your laptop, now a choppa
Your mugs/drinking glass, are now chopas

Also it is a know scientific fact that the laws of physics are bitches to the Orks.

**cgmckenzie**

How about GW run by orks?

-Thez modelz is nice and all, but them's too small! I 'aven't seen a ork that weedy in the last 3 WAAAGH!!s!

-cgmckenzie

**Engine of War**

Skyrim

FUS-RO-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

**lord_blackfang**

The economy would certainly improve.

**Jidmah**

Any company producing cars. I would totally buy a car with a deff rolla.

**PhrycePhyre**

Well, a ragequit wouldn't be just pulling the plug, there would only be a crater where your house was

**orkdestroyer1**

Minecraft...creepers replaced by mangler squigs and pigs replaced with grots and TNT replaced by bomb squigs

**CthuluIsSpy**

Twilight.
Whatever happens, it would certainly be an improvement.

**hotsauceman1**

What about fifty shades of grey with orks?

**CthuluIsSpy**

It'll either be the best thing ever, or a complete abomination.
Either way, there shall be lulz.

**cgmckenzie**

hotsauceman1 wrote:What about fifty shades of grey with orks?

50 shades of green?

-cgmckenzie

**Commander Jimbob**

There'd be a huge increase in scams, what with fake teeth and all

**Wardragoon**

Heh, Barney orked heh heh heh

**JbR of the Endless Spire**

I'd be a little more concerned about the road laws... I mean whats the Ork equivilant of a set of traffic lights?

**Makarov**

JbR of the Endless Spire wrote:I'd be a little more concerned about the road laws... I mean whats the Ork equivilant of a set of traffic lights?

The true right of way, if something is bigger and faster it has the right of way.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Wardragoon wrote:Heh, Barney orked heh heh heh

I smash you, you smash me, we'z all a big orky family...

**Hetelic**

So the incredible hulk would be top Ork?

**Daemonhammer**

Hetelic wrote:So the incredible hulk would be top Ork?

Incredible Hulk would be incer... irec... incr... zog dat, Big Nob.
It would have Ghadzkull as the main character and all 'oomans would be player by grots.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Daemonhammer wrote:
Hetelic wrote:So the incredible hulk would be top Ork?

Incredible Hulk would be incer... irec... incr... zog dat, Big Nob.
It would have Ghadzkull as the main character and all 'oomans would be player by grots.

No. The Hulk would not be the warboss.
He would be god.

**TheAngrySquig**

Mork, Gork, and Hulk

Brutal Cunning, Cunning Brutality, and ZOG IT SMASHHHHHHHHHHHH!

**Grey Templar**

Makarov wrote:
JbR of the Endless Spire wrote:I'd be a little more concerned about the road laws... I mean whats the Ork equivilant of a set of traffic lights?

The true right of way, if something is bigger and faster it has the right of way.

Hmmm, if four red Battlewagons with Deffrollas come to a four way stop at the same time. Who has right of way?

Obviously the answer is a good ol'e fist fight in the intersection.

**TheAngrySquig**

No no Grey. Who needs a fist fight when all those wagons are packin enough dakka to take out most modern cities

**Da Kommizzar**

If they figured that they all had right of way...Ever tried cramming 4 battlewagons into a two-lane street?

**TheAngrySquig**

I wanna see that happen