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2013/09/04 08:09:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You totally freak out and one day find yourself in a small padded cell.
I wish people are nice to you in there.
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2013/09/04 08:34:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - everyone is nice to him in there.
When he gets out, everyone hates him though.
I wish for a complicated corruption, involving starving cats, a rabid hamster, 3 spoons and an undead Jeremy Beadle.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/04 12:24:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The cats and hamster are slowly liquified by undead Jeremy as you are forced to watch, immobilized. Then Jeremy slowly and methodically uses two spoons to hold your mouth open as the liquid is spoon fed to you with the third spoon.
I wish Predakhaine has to sit through a One Direction concert.
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2013/09/04 12:34:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but for some reason I really enjoy it, become their biggest fan, then in order to show my appreciation for One Direction, I sit outside your house, playing the music loud enough to make your ears bleed.
When the phone rings, its me, playing them down the phoneline at you.
I follow you around with a radio transmitter, so that every tv and radio near you play one direction.
I hack your internet, so all you can do is see one direction.
I cover your house in poster of them, inside and out.
For the coupe de grace, I knock you out and get them tattoed on the inside of your eyelids, so you can watch them as you go to sleep every night.
I wish for the dinobots not to ever be in a Michael Bay film.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/04 14:09:40
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/04 14:00:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.. The Dinobot film is directed by Uwe Boll.
I wish I could have a three way with River Tam and River Song.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/09/04 20:19:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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Wish granted, unfortunately you are unable to perform to their superhman demands and accidentally have your neck snapped before anything good happens.
I wish the mods would lock out this thread before anyone has a chance to corrupt my wish making me the winner of the entire thread. "muahahaha"
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2013/09/04 22:23:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Black Captain of Carn Dûm
Were there be dragons....
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granted but someone corrupts your wish exactly one second before the mods lock the thread.
I wish I could marry the girl of my dreams and live my life happily with her for eternity.
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"As a customer, I'd really like to like GW, but they seem to hate me." - Ouze 
"All politicians are upperclass idiots"
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2013/09/04 22:54:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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Granted, sadly she really is the girl of your dreams! You never actually meet her in person and spend the rest of your life waiting to sleep to see your beloved bride again only to forget everything by morning.
I wish I could work as a host for top gear.
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2013/09/05 06:41:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are the host for Top Gear Antarctica.
I wish for some cold beer.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/05 13:48:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted... Rotary ships you from Antartica, it is still frozen solid when it arrives.
I wish my feet didn't hurt.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/09/05 14:07:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you now have horse hooves - as a separate matter, you notice you are slowly turning into a horse. You live the rest of your life knowing that if you break your leg, you'll be shot and made into glue.
I wish for a vision
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/09/05 18:21:04
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/05 15:56:38
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, but it's a vision of Death and destruction and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
I wish to see Frederik [From FE:Awakening] spank Sumia.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/09/05 21:44:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Black Captain of Carn Dûm
Were there be dragons....
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Granted but you also see that Sumia is actually a transvestite who has yet to have everything removed.
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"As a customer, I'd really like to like GW, but they seem to hate me." - Ouze
"All politicians are upperclass idiots"
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2013/09/06 00:06:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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No wish. You go to spend a vacation in Hawaii and end up being offered to a volcano as a human sacrifice.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                  |
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2013/09/06 01:30:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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No wish. You share Optio's fate but in Iceland while Bjork sings your death dirge.
I wish for a new NFL commish.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/09/06 02:49:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Its Vince McMann, and the XFL is reborn anew.
I wish the Eagles would have a good season.
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2013/09/06 07:53:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, they lay many eggs and the breeding population soars.
I wish for a machiavellian corruption.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/06 11:17:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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granted... you are cast as the main secondary character in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie.
I wish I could afford some of the new Space Marine stuff.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/09/06 11:30:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Black Captain of Carn Dûm
Were there be dragons....
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Granted but everyone else in the world finally comes to there senses and stop playing overnight... no games for you
I wish to be able to have a single uncorrupted wish that comes true.
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"As a customer, I'd really like to like GW, but they seem to hate me." - Ouze
"All politicians are upperclass idiots"
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2013/09/06 12:04:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, You are tricked into seeing a horrible movie and wish you could die. No corruption and it comes true, the coroner rules you died of supernatural causes.
I wish I were the coroner for that autopsy so I can have a mental breakdown and laugh maniacally when I figure it out.
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2013/09/06 12:29:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But before you begin to enjoy it you are wisked away to thouroughly examine several 500 pound, 10 day old, maggot-ridden corpses from a newly discovered chainsaw murder spree. It seems they were trying to get banned from McDonalds.....
I wish for a small boat.
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2013/09/06 12:52:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, I give you a dingy made of salt with razors embedded. As soon as you get in, I flood the area with vinegar instead of water.
I wish for the sm codex to be like a broken pencil. Short and pointless.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/06 12:52:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Black Captain of Carn Dûm
Were there be dragons....
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Granted but it will sink when you first try it out in the middle of the Atlantic, you are never found.
I wish for more socks.
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"As a customer, I'd really like to like GW, but they seem to hate me." - Ouze
"All politicians are upperclass idiots"
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2013/09/06 14:50:29
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Wish granted. You receive 50 left footed socks.
I wish I could see frederik spanking Sumia [but without the fluff-rapetastic reveal of the latter being a trap]
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/09/06 14:52:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Black Captain of Carn Dûm
Were there be dragons....
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Wish granted but while watching someone opens a trapdoor underneath your feet and sends you to your doom.
I wish for a penny.
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"As a customer, I'd really like to like GW, but they seem to hate me." - Ouze
"All politicians are upperclass idiots"
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2013/09/06 14:54:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you have one lodged in your spleen.
I wish for 4pm to be here and gone.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/06 14:57:44
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/06 15:28:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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granted but while you are skipping 4pm your Mum/Wife/Daughter has a bath, She has a epilectic fit and drowns.
I wish for a loli daemonette miniature.
PS: Both maulerfiends and dinobots are awsome.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/09/06 15:34:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you get a lolly demonette mini. It tastes of rhubard.
I wish I didn't have a mumwifedaughter... That's one confusing relation.
ps - but a maulerfiend is not a dinobot. Its good in its own right, but its like comparing a ford fiesta to a Ferrari...
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/07 06:30:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Instead you visit a test tube in a refrigerator on mother's day.
I wish for more ammunition.
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2013/09/07 07:42:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Furtive Haradrim Scout
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Granted but you dont have a gun
I wish I had a pony
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