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2013/08/30 12:13:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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mudhutman222 wrote:Granted. Unfortunately, Jar jar is added into 40k as well.
I wish for it to be my birthday.
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.....  I should've seen that one coming.
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2013/08/30 12:30:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - @Mudhutmann222 - its your birthday. You get 46,000 free Jar Jar Binks life size models - you end up having to pay to store them in a warehouse, the charges mount up and you are left destitute.
But its better than KommissarKiln - he didn't make a wish so hes trapped in the warehouse with them. One of them keeps looking at him funny.
I wish for it to be tommorrow - Zoo sounds like a good day.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/02 07:29:14
 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/08/30 12:42:29
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted but after switching to tomorrow you remember you had to have a tumour removed in the new yesterday. Consquently you die from the tumour.
I wish I didn't have to do homework.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/30 12:43:04
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2013/08/30 23:04:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You don't have any homework since you are now in the special school where you get extra credit for not pooping yourself.
I wish for an updated Dwarf Army book.
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2013/08/31 00:40:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, about 1/4 of the units are the sharpest cheddar you've ever tasted, and the remaining 3/4 are so awful that a preorderer leapt from a bridge.
I wish I was no longer trapped in a warehouse full of Jar-Jars. SAVE ME, DEAR GOD, PLEEEAAAASE!!!!!
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2013/08/31 01:35:30
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are trapped in a Submarine that has only 1 Jar-jar. And he's lonely...
I wish I had some beer.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/08/31 01:59:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, you drink so much that the nearest vampires drain your fluids so they can get hammered, too.
I wish I had never wished on this thread.
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2013/08/31 03:57:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But then you wished on this thread.
I wish for a new updated cheese free Dwarf army book.
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2013/08/31 17:32:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, but all the fluff is CS Multilazor quality.
I wish this store would stay open from 10am to 8pm:
http://www.boyes.co.uk/stores/ilkley.html
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/31 17:34:42
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2013/08/31 18:13:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It does, but it becomes a major chav hangout in the evenings, forceing it to go back to daylight hours only.
I wish for time to paint this weekend.
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2013/08/31 18:23:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. Unfortunately what you're painting is your floor... and boy is it filthy.
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2013/08/31 21:38:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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No wish. You are forced to listen to this for all eternity.
I wish I was good with computers.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/09/01 06:44:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You taste great when served with a side of computers.
I wish they would make bottles of Moosehead with twist off caps.
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2013/09/01 10:45:32
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted but when you twist of the caps you can't twist them back on again.
I wish I had learned about true metallic metal earlier.
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2013/09/02 03:29:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a fan of Iron Maiden and Dokken.
I wish Ozzie would eat another bat.
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2013/09/02 07:28:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, Ozzie eats a bat that someone threw on stage.
It was a cricket bat, the splinters put him in hospital, never to sing again.
At which point his family release more albums of themselves *shudder*
I wish for today to be uneventful.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/02 10:46:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted but the day is suicidaly boring.
I wish people would stop hating on Nowi.
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2013/09/02 11:25:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Booming Thunderer
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granted they now start hating the entire fire emblem series
i wish for angry marines codex to be released and not written by mat ward
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2013/09/02 14:11:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted ... it is written by the kid that created Axe Cop.
I wish Today was a holiday.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/09/02 14:45:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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IT IS A HOLIDAY, just not where your from
i wish for more wishes
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2013/09/02 14:48:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - your wish for more wishes leads you to realise that wishing for more wishes on the corrupt a wish thread leaves you worse off than before you wished for more wishes.
Then your leg falls off.
I wish for everything to have gone smoothly with my deliveries today.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/02 15:16:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, but the bad luck that you saved yourself today compounds, and your next delivery is the gakkiest that has ever been known to man. It involves rashes and your favorite pet imploding.
I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.
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2013/09/02 15:17:15
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted- all your delivaries are coated in litres and litres of teflon. Not even Chuck Norris can pick one up for more than 10 seconds.
I wish I could freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah.
Edit: ninja'd.
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2013/09/02 15:20:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Someone else makes your wish for you. Unfortunately, that wish is to be spanked by an overweight 65-year-old dominatrix with a cat-o-9-tails whilst cry-reading Dr Seuss books.
I wish I didn't suck at Metal Gear Solid.
EDIT: Damn. Ninja'd.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/02 15:20:23
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/09/02 20:18:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Granted, you are now amazing at metal gear solid. Unfortunately, you concentrate too much on the game and your head explodes. I wish my birthday presents didn't include jar jar related stuff.
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2013/09/03 02:21:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, they now contain the Gungan that Lucas cut for being to annoying, stupid, and a bad Jamaican stereotype, he makes Jar Jar look like a saint.
I wish for an awesome, officially supported Firefly / Dr.Who crossover with this scene:
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2013/09/03 09:20:46
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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wish granted, heres your doctor
i wish for the day a man can wear womens clothing down a street and not get judged, not because he wants to, but because he can and he will
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2013/09/03 09:31:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted a man can wear womens clothes in the street.
Not anywhere else though, so you have to get changed in the street too. You also need to get changed to go into anywhere as well. The whole thing becomes too much hard work.
I wish for today to be seven minutes shorter.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/03 09:41:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Its shorter, but you missed it while you were asleep and it seems same as always.
I wish for a fast appointment.
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2013/09/03 14:53:56
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, you quickly get an appointment to have a running chainsaw stuffed up your butt.
I wish I could freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah.
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