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**snurl**

Granted. To your horror, you find that he lives under your bed. Hilarity ensues as you smash down his door.

I wish I knew how to chase away skunks for good.

**sing your life**

Granted, you chase all the world's skunks into space [killing them]. Then scientists discover that chemicals in skunk stink can easily cure AIDS.

I wish for a small piece of cheese.

**snurl**

Granted. But its connected to a hidden mousetap. You find out the hard way.

I wish for better mousetraps.

**Desubot**

Granted here is your new warp powered mouse trap that teleports them mice to a different location for easy cleaning.

they are teleported into your bedroom

I wish for 3 fish.

**snurl**

Granted. You will find them, eventually. Just follow your nose.

I wish for better props.

**helgrenze**

Granted - You find a large trunk of the finest props ever on your porch. Carrot Top arrives soon after to show you all of them.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. Your unemployed

I wish I knew what to wish for....

**Desubot**

Granted but that was your last wish

I wish i was not allergic to anything.

**sing your life**

Granted, but now all foods taste horrible.

I wish I was armed [with a weapon].

**helgrenze**

Granted, you now have .... a Banana.

I wish I wasn't awake right now.

**sing your life**

Granted. You are asleep and never wake up.

I wish for a retribution of scyrah army.

**snurl**

Granted. But its 2mm scale. Don't ever sneeze or it will be long gone.

I wish for Skunk repellant.

**church_ex**

granted but it smells so bad that you don't like it either so you don't use it

i wish for a perfectly fitted to my body for grey knight terminator armour

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you get grey knight terminator armour that fits you perfectly.
Its also made of used nappies and sandpaper.

I wish everyone had the same standards when we play 40k.

**zedster40k**

Granted however that standard is cut throat and knowone has any fun.

I wish I had the power to read minds!

**snurl**

Granted. You always know what you are thinking.

I wish for a skunk-hating dog.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, it gets sprayed on a nightly basis and never caches a skunk. This is due to the fact it is a chihuahua the skunks are not scared away. And because it loves you so much it snuggles your face every night, right after it gets sprayed.

I wish I had a pet trollblood mountain king that I could control.

**snurl**

Granted. It runs off with the skunks.

**Desubot**

NO WISH?! Your eyes melt out.

I wish i had a pistachio ice cream bar

**sing your life**

Granted, but it's an iron bar and breaks all your teeth.

I wish for less variation in Imperial guard troop miniatures, they're supposed to be a horde of faceless mooks not individuals.

**snurl**

Granted. Every guard trooper looks exactly the same. No one can tell whose are who's. Everyone blames you.

I wish for more bases.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. You are now trapped under 466,000 bases. The skunks come back while you're trapped...they look a little hungry.

I wish for the next poster to suddenly have a combover.

**sing your life**

Granted but the comb-over allows me to fire lazors. At you.

I wish i could have this:

http://taleofpainters.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/review-army-painter-warpaints.html

**snurl**

Granted. You have a link to a blog where they review fancy hobby paints.

I wish it was not so hard to kill cute little baby skunks.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, now you find it easy to kill cute little baby skunks...with your new laser firing comb-over toupee!
Unfortunately, it never stops firing. You decimate everything you go near.

I wish for me to arm everyone in the world with laser combover toupee's - at a reasonable cost of course...

**marrowick**

Granted but then everyone has to isolate themselves or they kill people and now you're lonely.

**snurl**

No wish. You are smashed into who-knows-what.

I wish for a droid.

**helgrenze**

Granted You get the red droid from the first Star Wars movie... after it malfunctions.

I wish NFL Network had more interesting commentators.

**KommissarKiln**

Your wish is granted: The commentator literally steals the show and nobody pays anymore attention to the game, just his melodious voice.

I wish that Clone Troopers had enuff dakka and grimdark to be in 40k.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. Unfortunately, Jar jar is added into 40k as well.
I wish for it to be my birthday.